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@scarlet93.bsky.social
they/them
Trans Poker-Playing Thelemite
Host of Wannabe: A Poker Diary
Stay-at-home catmom
Dm for lessons or writing
Trans Poker-Playing Thelemite
Host of Wannabe: A Poker Diary
Stay-at-home catmom
Dm for lessons or writing
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Wannabe- A Poker Diary Ep. 2
YouTube video by stove banger
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New podcast episode! I’ve been recording intermittently when I have an update to share, so there’s a bit of a format change from the first episode.
This time, I recover my bankroll from a DISASTROUS night.
youtu.be/QYGBIi0S-8o?...
This time, I recover my bankroll from a DISASTROUS night.
youtu.be/QYGBIi0S-8o?...
Um, actually, I’ve decided your stupid post is a serious statement and need to fill your mentions with the most annoying pedants on earth :/
February 6, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Um, actually, I’ve decided your stupid post is a serious statement and need to fill your mentions with the most annoying pedants on earth :/
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INVENTOR OF THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS: shut the fuck up lambs
February 6, 2026 at 6:17 PM
INVENTOR OF THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS: shut the fuck up lambs
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[mcdonald's drive thru]
me: one burger please
drive thru: ok one murder, got it
me: i'm sorry what
(in a flash Grimace is ripping the door off my car)
me: one burger please
drive thru: ok one murder, got it
me: i'm sorry what
(in a flash Grimace is ripping the door off my car)
January 18, 2024 at 2:41 PM
[mcdonald's drive thru]
me: one burger please
drive thru: ok one murder, got it
me: i'm sorry what
(in a flash Grimace is ripping the door off my car)
me: one burger please
drive thru: ok one murder, got it
me: i'm sorry what
(in a flash Grimace is ripping the door off my car)
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if you’re not throwing potions at everything might i suggest throwing potions at everything
February 6, 2026 at 8:44 PM
if you’re not throwing potions at everything might i suggest throwing potions at everything
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I for one welcome Pope Odenkirk
February 6, 2026 at 8:44 PM
I for one welcome Pope Odenkirk
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There are not enough white people getting popped in the mouth and it shows.
February 6, 2026 at 8:44 PM
There are not enough white people getting popped in the mouth and it shows.
Very funny to realise it took over a month for me to hear that Scott Adams died lol
February 6, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Very funny to realise it took over a month for me to hear that Scott Adams died lol
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i want to stress that you can just lie abt being an academic online, I spent months with "PhD in Sequential Art" in my bio with a pretentious title for a fake book abt garfield next to it and people just took me at my word completely uncritically
February 6, 2026 at 7:42 PM
i want to stress that you can just lie abt being an academic online, I spent months with "PhD in Sequential Art" in my bio with a pretentious title for a fake book abt garfield next to it and people just took me at my word completely uncritically
“But he pisses off the MAGAts!”
And??? He also rips about homeless encampments with a smile. No peace for anyone without peace for everyone. You are not worth more than the people you are willing to sacrifice.
And??? He also rips about homeless encampments with a smile. No peace for anyone without peace for everyone. You are not worth more than the people you are willing to sacrifice.
Like, why the fuck do some people want a Trump painted blue? Fuck off with the trolling, who gives a shit, if you want to piss off the right do it by helping people
February 6, 2026 at 7:42 PM
“But he pisses off the MAGAts!”
And??? He also rips about homeless encampments with a smile. No peace for anyone without peace for everyone. You are not worth more than the people you are willing to sacrifice.
And??? He also rips about homeless encampments with a smile. No peace for anyone without peace for everyone. You are not worth more than the people you are willing to sacrifice.
Personally, the way I’d want a politician to piss off the right is by,,, doing their jobs and improving the welfare of my community??
Idgaf about dunks or clap backs or whatever, make them angry by giving people food and housing, seeking racial justice, uplifting the oppressed
I want action.
Idgaf about dunks or clap backs or whatever, make them angry by giving people food and housing, seeking racial justice, uplifting the oppressed
I want action.
February 6, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Personally, the way I’d want a politician to piss off the right is by,,, doing their jobs and improving the welfare of my community??
Idgaf about dunks or clap backs or whatever, make them angry by giving people food and housing, seeking racial justice, uplifting the oppressed
I want action.
Idgaf about dunks or clap backs or whatever, make them angry by giving people food and housing, seeking racial justice, uplifting the oppressed
I want action.
Me on November 31st:
Mariah Carey?!?
February 6, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Me on November 31st:
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On a similar note, as Mamdani continues to notch W after W you’re going to start seeing opinion pieces about how this could never work in any city other than New York, etc., etc. Do not engage! It’s just entrenched power bullshit and that’s all! Don’t let them make that a conversation!
February 6, 2026 at 7:04 PM
On a similar note, as Mamdani continues to notch W after W you’re going to start seeing opinion pieces about how this could never work in any city other than New York, etc., etc. Do not engage! It’s just entrenched power bullshit and that’s all! Don’t let them make that a conversation!
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jc denton at the supermarket:
jc: 'the hottest hot sauce ever'.
jc: incredible.
jc, turning his head to another bottle of hot sauce:
jc: 'there's never been a sauce as hot as this one'.
jc:
jc, stern: well one of you is lying.
jc: 'the hottest hot sauce ever'.
jc: incredible.
jc, turning his head to another bottle of hot sauce:
jc: 'there's never been a sauce as hot as this one'.
jc:
jc, stern: well one of you is lying.
February 5, 2026 at 10:54 PM
jc denton at the supermarket:
jc: 'the hottest hot sauce ever'.
jc: incredible.
jc, turning his head to another bottle of hot sauce:
jc: 'there's never been a sauce as hot as this one'.
jc:
jc, stern: well one of you is lying.
jc: 'the hottest hot sauce ever'.
jc: incredible.
jc, turning his head to another bottle of hot sauce:
jc: 'there's never been a sauce as hot as this one'.
jc:
jc, stern: well one of you is lying.
Always helpful when the trash takes itself out
Check out this gem of a breakup text a friend of mine reposted.
February 6, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Always helpful when the trash takes itself out
Ofc, that temp is always nice 😎
not my fault 69 is the perfect temperature in my car and apartment
February 6, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Ofc, that temp is always nice 😎
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We really got to get the media to start calling it ethnic cleansing.
February 6, 2026 at 7:20 PM
We really got to get the media to start calling it ethnic cleansing.
99.9% of my time as a guitarist is spent waiting for my fingies to stop hurting while I regrow my callouses, or saying “ope, goddammit, that’s not the right chord”
99.9% of my time as a crafter is spent perusing thrift stores to find trinkets to upcycle
99.9% of my time as an artist is spent waiting for paint to dry.
February 6, 2026 at 7:22 PM
99.9% of my time as a guitarist is spent waiting for my fingies to stop hurting while I regrow my callouses, or saying “ope, goddammit, that’s not the right chord”
It is our duty as a society to make it dangerous to be a bigot
February 6, 2026 at 6:22 PM
It is our duty as a society to make it dangerous to be a bigot
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Just to be clear: The usage of "colored" to describe any POC of color in 2026 is wrong. However, calling Black people colored in 2026 is a good way to get your shit rocked.
Because it's a slur and a pretty bad one at that.
Because it's a slur and a pretty bad one at that.
February 6, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Just to be clear: The usage of "colored" to describe any POC of color in 2026 is wrong. However, calling Black people colored in 2026 is a good way to get your shit rocked.
Because it's a slur and a pretty bad one at that.
Because it's a slur and a pretty bad one at that.
Obviously Mamdani is incredibly charming, but I also want to highlight the reporter asking, with the gravity of a WH presser, “just to make sure I get that, it’s a golden snake?”
I love it when adults treat kids like what they have to say is valued, and deserves to be understood 💕
I love it when adults treat kids like what they have to say is valued, and deserves to be understood 💕
From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X)
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
February 6, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Obviously Mamdani is incredibly charming, but I also want to highlight the reporter asking, with the gravity of a WH presser, “just to make sure I get that, it’s a golden snake?”
I love it when adults treat kids like what they have to say is valued, and deserves to be understood 💕
I love it when adults treat kids like what they have to say is valued, and deserves to be understood 💕
I don’t know how to emotionally process the combination of horrific realisations coming from this release, and just the fucking weirdness.
What do you mean Epstein liked Fortnight? WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE SHARED FNAF PORN??? A BRIDGE TOURNAMENT?!
What do you mean Epstein liked Fortnight? WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE SHARED FNAF PORN??? A BRIDGE TOURNAMENT?!
Jeffery Epstein is alive and playing Fortnite in Israel, redditors found his Fortnite profile and he’s been active since after his death, from Israel.
February 6, 2026 at 5:59 PM
I don’t know how to emotionally process the combination of horrific realisations coming from this release, and just the fucking weirdness.
What do you mean Epstein liked Fortnight? WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE SHARED FNAF PORN??? A BRIDGE TOURNAMENT?!
What do you mean Epstein liked Fortnight? WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE SHARED FNAF PORN??? A BRIDGE TOURNAMENT?!
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“Obamas as monkeys” is not only the worst possible gutter racism, it’s also at least 18 years stale
February 6, 2026 at 5:26 PM
“Obamas as monkeys” is not only the worst possible gutter racism, it’s also at least 18 years stale
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Can we stop calling them ‘sex pests’ and just stick with ‘predators’
Please and thank you
Please and thank you
February 6, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Can we stop calling them ‘sex pests’ and just stick with ‘predators’
Please and thank you
Please and thank you
I’m
So tired
Of this Boddy
Cutler and
His bro Boddy
So tired
Of this Boddy
Cutler and
His bro Boddy
Saw some kids today and their dad said their names were “Cutler” and “Boddy” (dunno how to spell the second one) and I was like, well there’s some white bulls- some, that’s nice,
February 6, 2026 at 5:30 PM
I’m
So tired
Of this Boddy
Cutler and
His bro Boddy
So tired
Of this Boddy
Cutler and
His bro Boddy
Ooo this seems funnn
Not bothering to read the questions, and I reserve the right to be like
“Oooh, hmm, no, not answering that, sorry”
Not bothering to read the questions, and I reserve the right to be like
“Oooh, hmm, no, not answering that, sorry”
February 5, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Ooo this seems funnn
Not bothering to read the questions, and I reserve the right to be like
“Oooh, hmm, no, not answering that, sorry”
Not bothering to read the questions, and I reserve the right to be like
“Oooh, hmm, no, not answering that, sorry”