Laurence of Cascadia
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Laurence of Cascadia
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Park Ranger( oops, now "retired " because I can't work for fascists).
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God level
February 9, 2026 at 7:26 AM
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congratulations to the Seahawks, who are technically named after the gorgeous Osprey — a great victory for birders everywhere!

below is my rendition of an Osprey soaring to victory, drawn with full attention to detail. and no, this is not a photo!
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 AM
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ok. does anyone know if it's twice per athlon or every two athlons
February 7, 2026 at 2:44 PM
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When it happens I think it would be both fun and funny if after the celebrations die down no one ever says the name again or acknowledges he ever existed. Like see how long we can keep it up
February 2, 2026 at 4:02 AM
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I might believe these Epstein allegations about Trump if he was accused in the past by 27 different women of sexual assault, found liable for it, bragged on tape/video about grabbing women, going backstage while girls were changing at pageants, and how hot his daughter was.
January 31, 2026 at 2:01 AM
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I’m nervous that MAGA will turn on Philip Glass.
January 28, 2026 at 3:07 AM
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Welcome to America, where Republicans only care about injustice if they see themselves in the victims.
So it took the murder of a white man carrying a legally registered gun for personal protection to finally make some Republicans wake the fuck up? The murder of Renee Good wasn't enough I guess because she was a woman and gay. I'll take victories where we can, but none of this shit is ok!!!!!!!!! 🤬
January 26, 2026 at 10:27 PM
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Let's get ahead of this: even if he's not there yet, Tom Homan needs to go ahead and get the fuck out.
January 27, 2026 at 12:09 AM
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hey lay off Bovino he's fighting off a spider with a pencil
January 27, 2026 at 12:50 AM
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This
January 27, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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working on some Bovino jokes, i'll try to keep them short
January 27, 2026 at 12:56 AM
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Wanting reasonable gun safety policy does not "Abolish the 2nd Amendment."

Saying it's okay for the government to publicly execute you for legally carrying a gun, does.

Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.
January 26, 2026 at 4:28 PM
At least this time we won't have to pardon any rocket scientists.
January 25, 2026 at 5:19 AM
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i left the church and have nothing to do with it anymore but something happens when i see priests and pastors and rabbis and imams and sikhs at protests going so hard in mega harsh conditions i get choked up. this is how all of that is supposed to be. that's what all of that is supposed to be for.
January 23, 2026 at 6:01 PM
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I'm looking for witnesses/victims of DHS retaliation against people recording their agents (ICE, Border Patrol, FPS, etc) in North Carolina.

I focus on press, but victims do NOT need to be a journalist. Everyone has right to record.

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January 23, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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The House is voting today on legislation that will permanently damage the Boundary Waters.

This bill would clear the way for a massive sulfide-ore copper mining operation, causing irreversible harm.

I will be voting NO. Our beautiful Boundary Waters shouldn’t be for sale.
January 21, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service is offering a $10,000 reward for information about the killing of a federally-protected gray wolf in Lake County last fall.
$10,000 reward in killing of protected gray wolf in Lake County
The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service is offering a $10,000 reward for information about the killing of a federally-protected grey wolf in Lake County last fall.
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January 21, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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January 19, 2026 at 9:08 PM
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I'm not a religious man, but god, if you do exist, in whatever form, please can you make Donnie shit himself inside out tonight for the sake of your beautiful planet earth. Kthx
January 17, 2026 at 11:09 PM
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Does anyone have any info on how many ICEholes have been defeated by... ice?
January 15, 2026 at 7:29 PM
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I was reading an article about the cancellation of food aid to Minnesota, and it reminded me of a story about my dad. He was a vet, an organizer and very deeply involved in his church. And one day he stood up and asked a question: “what the f*ck’s the point of having a church?”
January 14, 2026 at 3:54 PM
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It’s a revenge gig for J6ers.
January 14, 2026 at 4:50 AM
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Agree
He's also tiny.

I am convinced most of our problems are directly related to the psychosexual trauma experienced by men in high school.
January 13, 2026 at 3:15 AM
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WTAF
SHOCKING audio testimony

During years Sascha Riley was trafficked within tRump/Epstein ring, he was forced to perform sexual acts during filming of 10-12 child pornography films - including snuff film where girl child was shot & killed

lisevoldeng.substack.com/p/dont-worry...
"Don't worry. Boys are hard to find." Part 1 o2
Trump/Epstein and Associated Criminal Enterprises: Victim Interviews: SR
lisevoldeng.substack.com
January 12, 2026 at 8:17 PM