TJ
@spacewizard43.bsky.social
One does not simply buy retail
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The words were out of my mouth as soon as my brain was done overthinking.
August 4, 2024 at 6:48 AM
The words were out of my mouth as soon as my brain was done overthinking.
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Hahaha yeah but you can't move me the way reggae moves me
August 4, 2024 at 12:07 AM
Hahaha yeah but you can't move me the way reggae moves me
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Dear Pomegranate,
Lot of work just to eat some juicy little rocks! I'm over it. Goodbye forever.
Lot of work just to eat some juicy little rocks! I'm over it. Goodbye forever.
August 4, 2024 at 12:39 AM
Dear Pomegranate,
Lot of work just to eat some juicy little rocks! I'm over it. Goodbye forever.
Lot of work just to eat some juicy little rocks! I'm over it. Goodbye forever.
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Yeah I snuck some protein powder into your chocolate milkshake. Because I care.
August 4, 2024 at 12:43 AM
Yeah I snuck some protein powder into your chocolate milkshake. Because I care.
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“Chappell Roan” sounds like a gated community.
August 4, 2024 at 1:11 AM
“Chappell Roan” sounds like a gated community.
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I’m going to swim from Fort Lauderdale to Miami. Here’s the thing, though: It won’t be in the ocean it will be in those roadside canals.
August 4, 2024 at 3:29 AM
I’m going to swim from Fort Lauderdale to Miami. Here’s the thing, though: It won’t be in the ocean it will be in those roadside canals.
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little known lifehack, you can change your favorite color at any time
August 4, 2024 at 3:43 AM
little known lifehack, you can change your favorite color at any time
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Save me. I’m in a house full of Leo’s.. sincerely a Cancer.
August 4, 2024 at 3:58 AM
Save me. I’m in a house full of Leo’s.. sincerely a Cancer.
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if i ever got witness protection programmed i would sue my previous self
August 4, 2024 at 4:05 AM
if i ever got witness protection programmed i would sue my previous self
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What's the Hungarian word for toilet brush? I want to get this sexting right.
August 4, 2024 at 4:14 AM
What's the Hungarian word for toilet brush? I want to get this sexting right.
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My nose is the fjord between the ocean of my tears.
August 4, 2024 at 4:48 AM
My nose is the fjord between the ocean of my tears.
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playing dominos while watching Liquid Television is winning
August 4, 2024 at 5:11 AM
playing dominos while watching Liquid Television is winning
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Looking dead on at my phone, then awkwardly turn my head to see what time the clock on my nightstand says.
I'm special.
I'm special.
August 4, 2024 at 6:02 AM
Looking dead on at my phone, then awkwardly turn my head to see what time the clock on my nightstand says.
I'm special.
I'm special.
i am unwanted in 146 countries
August 2, 2024 at 3:24 PM
i am unwanted in 146 countries
if it was upto me i would have labelled all astronomical bodies as planets
August 2, 2024 at 5:24 AM
if it was upto me i would have labelled all astronomical bodies as planets
dead ends don't scare me, it's the live ends that do
August 2, 2024 at 5:23 AM
dead ends don't scare me, it's the live ends that do
i qualify as a therapist in 36 countries
August 2, 2024 at 4:39 AM
i qualify as a therapist in 36 countries
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It's time to consider the world we want to leave for Godzilla
August 1, 2024 at 2:49 PM
It's time to consider the world we want to leave for Godzilla
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Could you repeat that? I was thinking about throwing up on your desk.
August 1, 2024 at 1:44 PM
Could you repeat that? I was thinking about throwing up on your desk.