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He/Him. CO. Graphic Designer. 3D Printing Hobbyist. Aspiring Author.

Deletes typos, overuses the gif keyboard

Orioles 🖤🧡
Rockies 🖤💜

Bi, Gamer, Cinephile, Jedi, Trekkie, Husband, Dad
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My midlife crisis was supposed to be me finally writing my novel, not rebuilding my entire life. (Don't worry you dumb manuscript, I am still gonna get you).

That being said, here are some cool things I have figured out and reaffirmed over the last couple days.
Donate to Help the Holt Family Rebuild After Tragic Fire, organized by Katie McDonald
I’m reaching out with a heavy heart to share something truly heartbreaki… Katie McDonald needs your support for Help the Holt Family Rebuild After Tragic Fire
www.gofundme.com
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Multiple people apologizing for Hick and Bennet have showed up to this thread, and just because they didn't moons us on this vote doesn't mean we have forgotten them showing their ass before.
November 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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RIP legendary Japanese actor Tatsuya Nakadai. Star of Kurosawa's Kagemusha, Ran, many other classics. He was 92. news.yahoo.co.jp/pickup/6558551
俳優・仲代達矢さん死去 92歳 - Yahoo!ニュース
映画「人間の条件」や黒沢明監督の「影武者」などに主演し、主宰する「無名塾」で後進を育てた俳優で文化勲章受章者の仲代達矢(なかだい・たつや、本名元久=もとひさ)さんが死去したことが11日、分かった。9
news.yahoo.co.jp
November 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Republicans are fucking around again
NEW: The lame duck conservative majority on the DougCo School Board plans to use its last meeting Tuesday to pass a 10-year extension for all charter schools without a review of their performance and finances. @marshallglasses.bsky.social reports:
November 11, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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Brother you are not going to like the answers to these questions.
November 11, 2025 at 1:51 AM
INFRASTRUCTURE WEEK BAY-BE!
TRUMP: US TO LAUNCH NEW AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL SYSTEM WITHIN 2–3 WEEKS
November 11, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Forgot we got reeeses minis on post Halloween sale and just found them in the freezer
a cartoon character is standing in front of a door and says everything 's coming up milhouse .
Alt: Millhouse cheering, the caption reads "everything's coming up Milhouse!"
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Put a daily timer back on Instagram because all of the AI slop was making me sad
November 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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[Thread] All the times Arnold Schwarzenegger almost reprised his role as Major Alan “Dutch” Schaefer (Predator, 1987) in another Predator movie, but oops, he didn't.

You could make a movie just about that.

1/38
a close up of a man 's face with the words if it bleeds below it
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words if it bleeds below it
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Hey, a lot of people are talking about changing affiliation from Democratic to Independent.

Let me tell you why you shouldn’t do that in Colorado.

One of the main ways to get a primary challenge candidate on a ballot is to caucus for your party. You need to be registered as a Dem to caucus.
November 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Hey all you gamers claiming to "want shorter games made by fewer people who are paid more to work less" here's your chance to put your $15 where your mouth is: a spooky & elegiac exploration game made by ex-Bethesda & Ubi devs. It's excellent. Buy it & prove there's a market for games like this!
November 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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a few months ago I said "having generative AI handle absolutely anything with regards to healthcare is a nightmare and should be banned" and a bunch of people made fun of me and called me stupid. anyways,
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Awwww man, now I am gonna be sad
Oh man, what an incredible bummer! So much of my early days as a fan can be attributed to Star Wars Insider. Growing up without internet (or even a computer in the house until the early 00s) it was my primary connection to the larger fandom. Truly an end of an era. www.starwars.com/news/star-wa...
www.starwars.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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This term is so social media-brained. Coined by people who can't imagine themselves without an audience, or that anyone could genuinely want to pass time in any other form than Stare at Phone
Oh fuck off
November 10, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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Now for next year’s Sexiest Man, People I need you to walk with me 😌
November 4, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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They caved in March so they could get a better deal now. They’re caving now so they can get a better deal in some indeterminate future. The better deal is always just beyond their reach, but continuing to cave will get them there. And if you don’t agree with that, you don’t understand Politics,
November 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
"Not listening to your base" is the Democratic hard line
When you've lost *checks notes again* Chris Cillizza
November 10, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Democrats:
November 10, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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"I've just made a deal that will guarantee a vote on the ACA subsidies"
November 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Still don't like em overall, but this was the right choice
NEW: Colorado Sens Bennet (D) and Hickenlooper (D) oppose the plan to reopen the government without a deal to extend healthcare subsidies. #copolitics
November 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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i submitted this one to the New Yorker, but in hindsight this one was way too Far-Side-coded, lol
November 9, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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No AI used here 🎨💻
November 9, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Star Wars Explained did it!
November 9, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I cannot stop thinking about this movie.
a poster for predator badlands shows a blonde woman
Alt: A screencap from Predator Badlands in which Dek is lifting Thia up with one arm
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November 9, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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average ICE officer handling their gun in public
November 9, 2025 at 2:48 PM