Fake George Julian
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Cars are cancer; parking is poison
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get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
February 13, 2026 at 10:28 PM
get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
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Can the master’s tools be used to dismantle the master’s house? TBD.
But can the master’s tools be used to prevent the master’s house from ever being built?
You bet your sweet ass they can!
But can the master’s tools be used to prevent the master’s house from ever being built?
You bet your sweet ass they can!
Notable that basically everyone is NIMBY about these, even jerks like Fetterman, who opposes the one planned for Tremont, Pennsylvania. ICE concentration camps pay no taxes while also making huge demands on local infrastructure, everything from water to sewage to power to hospitals.
ICE has now spent over half a BILLION dollars just on purchasing warehouses around the country to convert into detention camps.
If these mega-camps are utilized to the full capacity ICE intends, they'll be the largest prisons in the country, with little real oversight. www.ajc.com/politics/202...
If these mega-camps are utilized to the full capacity ICE intends, they'll be the largest prisons in the country, with little real oversight. www.ajc.com/politics/202...
February 13, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Can the master’s tools be used to dismantle the master’s house? TBD.
But can the master’s tools be used to prevent the master’s house from ever being built?
You bet your sweet ass they can!
But can the master’s tools be used to prevent the master’s house from ever being built?
You bet your sweet ass they can!
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A timely valentine from Dr Grammar: pronouns have histories.
February 13, 2026 at 3:34 PM
A timely valentine from Dr Grammar: pronouns have histories.
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CBP didn’t give her or anyone any water; she asked 3 times accg to other reports. CBP killed a 7yr old.
“8 hours after the girl & her father were taken into custody, she began having seizures & her body temperature was measured at 105.7 degrees by emergency medical technicians. shorturl.at/d2OTJ
“8 hours after the girl & her father were taken into custody, she began having seizures & her body temperature was measured at 105.7 degrees by emergency medical technicians. shorturl.at/d2OTJ
7-Year-Old Migrant Girl Dies Of Dehydration And Shock In U.S. Border Patrol Custody
The girl's death underscores the crisis precipitated by large groups of families seeking asylum where there are inadequate facilities to detain them.
shorturl.at
February 13, 2026 at 1:33 AM
CBP didn’t give her or anyone any water; she asked 3 times accg to other reports. CBP killed a 7yr old.
“8 hours after the girl & her father were taken into custody, she began having seizures & her body temperature was measured at 105.7 degrees by emergency medical technicians. shorturl.at/d2OTJ
“8 hours after the girl & her father were taken into custody, she began having seizures & her body temperature was measured at 105.7 degrees by emergency medical technicians. shorturl.at/d2OTJ
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Happy 10-year anniversary to this headline from the San Antonio Express-News, which disrupted the 2016 presidential election, got Donald Trump elected, and disrupted many legal and political journalists’ lives and existence.
I know because we still have the scars to prove it.
Support local news.
I know because we still have the scars to prove it.
Support local news.
February 13, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Happy 10-year anniversary to this headline from the San Antonio Express-News, which disrupted the 2016 presidential election, got Donald Trump elected, and disrupted many legal and political journalists’ lives and existence.
I know because we still have the scars to prove it.
Support local news.
I know because we still have the scars to prove it.
Support local news.
The 14th Amendment guarantees equality of citizenship to "all persons born or naturalized in the United States." Since you can't strip citizenship from a natural born citizen, it's unconstitutional to strip citizenship from a naturalized citizen. The Seditious 6 on SCOTUS disagree but fuck them too
Democrats should promise, today, that Melania Trump, Elon Musk and Peter Thiel will be stripped of citizenship and deported if the administration advances this effort
cool, cool. so we are sort of like citizens, but not really?
February 13, 2026 at 2:21 PM
The 14th Amendment guarantees equality of citizenship to "all persons born or naturalized in the United States." Since you can't strip citizenship from a natural born citizen, it's unconstitutional to strip citizenship from a naturalized citizen. The Seditious 6 on SCOTUS disagree but fuck them too
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No, we do not denaturalize Americans no matter how awful they are. They are our problem to deal with.
Democrats should promise, today, that Melania Trump, Elon Musk and Peter Thiel will be stripped of citizenship and deported if the administration advances this effort
cool, cool. so we are sort of like citizens, but not really?
February 13, 2026 at 1:15 PM
No, we do not denaturalize Americans no matter how awful they are. They are our problem to deal with.
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this is one of those cases where I think no, even rhetorically, you don’t go there. you draw a bright red line and when someone talks about denaturalization you laugh in their face and say “what are you taking about, we don’t do that in America” instead of dunking on their side’s immigrants
Democrats should promise, today, that Melania Trump, Elon Musk and Peter Thiel will be stripped of citizenship and deported if the administration advances this effort
cool, cool. so we are sort of like citizens, but not really?
February 13, 2026 at 1:17 PM
this is one of those cases where I think no, even rhetorically, you don’t go there. you draw a bright red line and when someone talks about denaturalization you laugh in their face and say “what are you taking about, we don’t do that in America” instead of dunking on their side’s immigrants
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They made the sport from Heated Rivalry into a real thing.
February 13, 2026 at 11:27 AM
They made the sport from Heated Rivalry into a real thing.
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In terms of what cures are being lost:
- Epstein-Barr virus is perhaps the major trigger for multiple sclerosis
- herpes simplex virus causes cold sores, genital herpes, infections in babies, deadly meningitis
- shingles virus causes an intensely painful disease
- Epstein-Barr virus is perhaps the major trigger for multiple sclerosis
- herpes simplex virus causes cold sores, genital herpes, infections in babies, deadly meningitis
- shingles virus causes an intensely painful disease
February 13, 2026 at 5:44 AM
In terms of what cures are being lost:
- Epstein-Barr virus is perhaps the major trigger for multiple sclerosis
- herpes simplex virus causes cold sores, genital herpes, infections in babies, deadly meningitis
- shingles virus causes an intensely painful disease
- Epstein-Barr virus is perhaps the major trigger for multiple sclerosis
- herpes simplex virus causes cold sores, genital herpes, infections in babies, deadly meningitis
- shingles virus causes an intensely painful disease
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The year is 2015. China is getting richer and more powerful every year, but America has three trump cards: universitities, biomedical research, and immigration.
February 13, 2026 at 7:58 AM
The year is 2015. China is getting richer and more powerful every year, but America has three trump cards: universitities, biomedical research, and immigration.
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really interesting to me how many professional political commentators have basically retconned the draconian immigration enforcement policies of Obama and Biden out of existence and have completely swallowed the right wing narrative of immigration enforcement
Not going to read them all because jesus fucking christ but this is nasty work from Friedersdorf
February 12, 2026 at 4:29 PM
really interesting to me how many professional political commentators have basically retconned the draconian immigration enforcement policies of Obama and Biden out of existence and have completely swallowed the right wing narrative of immigration enforcement
Sometimes I think we should bring back dueling. Bernie Moreno should not be able to baselessly insult Ellison the way he does here with just zero consequences. Like what the actual fuck! Bernie is a literal used care salesman, how dare he attack Ellison's character!
we've reached the portion of the hearing where Republicans (specifically Bernie Moreno) are making baseless insinuations that Keith Ellison is antisemitic and demanding he denounce Louis Farrakhan
February 12, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Sometimes I think we should bring back dueling. Bernie Moreno should not be able to baselessly insult Ellison the way he does here with just zero consequences. Like what the actual fuck! Bernie is a literal used care salesman, how dare he attack Ellison's character!
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My favorite exchange on Twitter in the history of the site
February 12, 2026 at 5:53 AM
My favorite exchange on Twitter in the history of the site
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This is something congress can fix and must fix.
It's real simple. Pass a law that says "in immigration cases, a habeas petition may be brought in the district of arrest of brought within 3 months of the initial arrest"
It's real simple. Pass a law that says "in immigration cases, a habeas petition may be brought in the district of arrest of brought within 3 months of the initial arrest"
So it’s a race: how quickly can a person’s family realize they were snatched and find a lawyer, and how quickly can that lawyer get a habeas petition of file? And is that faster than ICE can load the detainee on a plane to Texas?
It’s exhausting and terrifying. It can be life and death.
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It’s exhausting and terrifying. It can be life and death.
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February 12, 2026 at 12:41 PM
This is something congress can fix and must fix.
It's real simple. Pass a law that says "in immigration cases, a habeas petition may be brought in the district of arrest of brought within 3 months of the initial arrest"
It's real simple. Pass a law that says "in immigration cases, a habeas petition may be brought in the district of arrest of brought within 3 months of the initial arrest"
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I'm sorry, I thought this was a "judgment-free zone!"
N.J. man started fire at Planet Fitness, officials say
The fire happened early Sunday.
www.nj.com
February 12, 2026 at 11:25 AM
I'm sorry, I thought this was a "judgment-free zone!"
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Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
February 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
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These are called honor killings 👍
A MAGA freak in Texas murdered his own daughter in cold blood after they had an argument about Trump.
A grand jury in the Dallas area then *declined to indict him*, and he has not yet faced charges.
Seems like many Texans believe a man has the right to kill his own child for disobedience.
A grand jury in the Dallas area then *declined to indict him*, and he has not yet faced charges.
Seems like many Texans believe a man has the right to kill his own child for disobedience.
British Woman shot by dad in Texas after 'arguing about Donald Trump'
Lucy Harrison, 23, was alone in a bedroom at her father's home in Texas when she was shot dead.
www.bbc.com
February 11, 2026 at 4:50 PM
These are called honor killings 👍
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Me, a fucking idiot, on trial for murder: OBJECTION, YOUR HONOR, THE DOW JONES INDUSTRIAL AVERAGE IS AT RECORD HIGHS
February 11, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Me, a fucking idiot, on trial for murder: OBJECTION, YOUR HONOR, THE DOW JONES INDUSTRIAL AVERAGE IS AT RECORD HIGHS
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This is still going on in Minnesota. For all of you seeing my curling posts, this is a couple blocks from the Saint Paul Curling club, home club for Tara and Tabitha Peterson and Rich Ruohonen.
This is the aftermath of an ICE kidnapping a few blocks from my home in St. Paul—an hour ago. A quiet street full of broken glass and at least three wrecked cars. The target of the kidnapping was taken away by ambulance. He was on a stretcher and covered by a sheet, though a cop said he was alive.
February 11, 2026 at 5:28 PM
This is still going on in Minnesota. For all of you seeing my curling posts, this is a couple blocks from the Saint Paul Curling club, home club for Tara and Tabitha Peterson and Rich Ruohonen.
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IN THIS HOUSE, WE BELIEVE:
SCIENCE IS REAL AND
BLS DATA IS NOT ACCURATE
(UNLESS IT TELLS US WHAT WE WANT TO HEAR)
SCIENCE IS REAL AND
BLS DATA IS NOT ACCURATE
(UNLESS IT TELLS US WHAT WE WANT TO HEAR)
February 11, 2026 at 5:23 PM
IN THIS HOUSE, WE BELIEVE:
SCIENCE IS REAL AND
BLS DATA IS NOT ACCURATE
(UNLESS IT TELLS US WHAT WE WANT TO HEAR)
SCIENCE IS REAL AND
BLS DATA IS NOT ACCURATE
(UNLESS IT TELLS US WHAT WE WANT TO HEAR)
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You know something we don't talk about enough?
Open borders are just cool as hell.
#OpenBorders is Neo telling the Machines he's going to "show the people what you don't want them to see ... a world without rules or controls, borders or boundaries, a world where anything is possible."
Open borders are just cool as hell.
#OpenBorders is Neo telling the Machines he's going to "show the people what you don't want them to see ... a world without rules or controls, borders or boundaries, a world where anything is possible."
February 11, 2026 at 4:41 PM
You know something we don't talk about enough?
Open borders are just cool as hell.
#OpenBorders is Neo telling the Machines he's going to "show the people what you don't want them to see ... a world without rules or controls, borders or boundaries, a world where anything is possible."
Open borders are just cool as hell.
#OpenBorders is Neo telling the Machines he's going to "show the people what you don't want them to see ... a world without rules or controls, borders or boundaries, a world where anything is possible."
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Bluesky in a nutshell.
Some context: BLS released its jobs numbers today, which were better than expected, and resistance libs would rather stay mad/conspiratorial than listen to actual on-the-ground experts that the data is still reliable.
Some context: BLS released its jobs numbers today, which were better than expected, and resistance libs would rather stay mad/conspiratorial than listen to actual on-the-ground experts that the data is still reliable.
February 11, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Bluesky in a nutshell.
Some context: BLS released its jobs numbers today, which were better than expected, and resistance libs would rather stay mad/conspiratorial than listen to actual on-the-ground experts that the data is still reliable.
Some context: BLS released its jobs numbers today, which were better than expected, and resistance libs would rather stay mad/conspiratorial than listen to actual on-the-ground experts that the data is still reliable.
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Are we invading Mexico or something?
The FAA is closing the airspace around El Paso International Airport in Texas for 10 days, grounding all flights to and from the airport, for “special security reasons."
The FAA's notice did not provide additional details.
The FAA's notice did not provide additional details.
FAA closes airspace around El Paso, Texas, for 10 days, grounding all flights
The Federal Aviation Administration is closing the airspace around El Paso International Airport in Texas for 10 days, grounding all flights to and from the airport.
bit.ly
February 11, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Are we invading Mexico or something?