Rebecca Orchant
@smcpickles.bsky.social
I write these:
https://soupanddespair.beehiiv.com/
https://www.unboundedition.com/product/simmering-rebecca-orchant-literary-nonfiction/
Death is coming. Eat trash. Be free.
Dumb voluptuary.
HBIC @popanddutch.bsky.social & @ladyslipperptown.bsky.social
https://soupanddespair.beehiiv.com/
https://www.unboundedition.com/product/simmering-rebecca-orchant-literary-nonfiction/
Death is coming. Eat trash. Be free.
Dumb voluptuary.
HBIC @popanddutch.bsky.social & @ladyslipperptown.bsky.social
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Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
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November 18, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Hey authors! Check to see if Anthropic stole your book to train their slop generator on. You’re entitled to $1500 per stolen Work.
Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
The “Jewish space lasers control the weather” lady getting the Imperial Boomerang this fast is actually pretty satisfying to watch, I have to admit.
November 17, 2025 at 5:11 PM
The “Jewish space lasers control the weather” lady getting the Imperial Boomerang this fast is actually pretty satisfying to watch, I have to admit.
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I like that Pope Bob wakes up every morning and asks himself how he can kick the American Vice President in the dick
NEW: Pope Leo XIV will share a meal this Sunday with Alessia Nobile and four fellow transgender Catholic activists, during the Vatican’s Jubilee of the Poor — marking the most significant public encounter shared between a pope and the trans community.
NEW: Transgender Activists to Dine with Pope Leo XIV during Sunday's Jubilee for the Poor
Papal luncheon with trans advocate Alessia Nobile set for Sunday at Vatican’s Jubilee of the Poor, highlighting a legacy of outreach and hopes for continued inclusion.
open.substack.com
November 15, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I like that Pope Bob wakes up every morning and asks himself how he can kick the American Vice President in the dick
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i am saddled with the thought of how different our world would be if we believed women.
November 13, 2025 at 7:35 PM
i am saddled with the thought of how different our world would be if we believed women.
Y’all need therapy.
November 13, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Y’all need therapy.
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I just need Ross Douthat to never be laid again.
November 8, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I just need Ross Douthat to never be laid again.
The album cover art of this moronic, ghoulish, tacky administration.
[P] Found a higher-quality photo; IT *IS* TAPED UP SHEETS OF PAPER!
November 5, 2025 at 9:55 PM
The album cover art of this moronic, ghoulish, tacky administration.
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please don't put in the paper that i am a little bitch
lol he's posted this multiple times like a mantra.
November 5, 2025 at 5:49 PM
please don't put in the paper that i am a little bitch
“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life.”
a woman is standing in front of a burning car with the word closed written on it
Alt: Angela Bassett walks away from the car on fire. Text reads CLOSED.
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 3:26 PM
“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life.”
On THE DAY Dick Cheney died. We really needed this.
MAMDANI: "I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life, but let tonight be the last time I utter his name ...."
November 5, 2025 at 5:15 AM
On THE DAY Dick Cheney died. We really needed this.
Alan Dershowitz has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.
November 5, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Alan Dershowitz has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.
Believing today that hell is real — as a little treat.
November 4, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Believing today that hell is real — as a little treat.
I know that we get evidence of this person’s demented cortex everyday, and I know that every single one of them before him have been their own unique war criminals, but you are THE PRESIDENT OF THE FUCKING UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND SOMEONE NEEDS TO CHANGE THE PASSCODE ON YOUR FUCKING PHONE BRO
“Any Jewish person that votes for Zohran Mamdani, a proven and self professed JEW HATER, is a stupid person!!!”
November 4, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I know that we get evidence of this person’s demented cortex everyday, and I know that every single one of them before him have been their own unique war criminals, but you are THE PRESIDENT OF THE FUCKING UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND SOMEONE NEEDS TO CHANGE THE PASSCODE ON YOUR FUCKING PHONE BRO
It would be a shame if grocery retailers recognized that they are private sector businesses who don’t need to follow USDA rules until SNAP benefits are actually restored.
November 3, 2025 at 4:10 PM
It would be a shame if grocery retailers recognized that they are private sector businesses who don’t need to follow USDA rules until SNAP benefits are actually restored.
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The police only protect poperty. They don't care about people. Matter of fact, they argued and won in court that they don't have to protect people.
Millions going hungry is a national emergency, like hurricanes and earthquakes. Withholding life saving resources during these types of emergencies isn’t just a moral crime, but a legal one.
Why is this not the same? I would simply put out a flyer for a ‘grocery store take over’ party in Barstow.
Why is this not the same? I would simply put out a flyer for a ‘grocery store take over’ party in Barstow.
October 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
The police only protect poperty. They don't care about people. Matter of fact, they argued and won in court that they don't have to protect people.
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All I want is to live in a country where this story isn’t the 80th most alarming news story of the day
October 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
All I want is to live in a country where this story isn’t the 80th most alarming news story of the day
Decades of removing the guardrails for some maniac to come in and do exactly all this illegal bullshit with seemingly no repercussions whatsoever. I don’t think we can “become the joker” our way out of this.
he's knocking down the literal white house and illegally murdering people by dropping bombs on international boats and the government has been shut down for weeks and it's just like....yep
October 23, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Decades of removing the guardrails for some maniac to come in and do exactly all this illegal bullshit with seemingly no repercussions whatsoever. I don’t think we can “become the joker” our way out of this.
Sounds crazy, but I think if you have to explain that you’re “not the gestapo,” you might have already biffed it, in terms of being on the correct side.
October 20, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Sounds crazy, but I think if you have to explain that you’re “not the gestapo,” you might have already biffed it, in terms of being on the correct side.
Dave Matthews Band has the opportunity to do the funniest thing possible.
October 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Dave Matthews Band has the opportunity to do the funniest thing possible.
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May the pavement rise up to meet your face
Everyone knows pavement has a liberal bias
October 19, 2025 at 7:37 PM
New email sign off.
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Its the media being tested here and you failed btw
BREAKING: Israel strikes southern Gaza in test of ceasefire.
Israel strikes Gaza in first major test of ceasefire
Israel said it struck Hamas militants in Gaza on Sunday after they shot at Israeli soldiers who were inside the area that is still under Israeli control, according to the conditions of the Oct. 10 ceasefire.
bit.ly
October 19, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Its the media being tested here and you failed btw