Rebecca Orchant
@smcpickles.bsky.social
I write these:
https://soupanddespair.beehiiv.com/
https://www.unboundedition.com/product/simmering-rebecca-orchant-literary-nonfiction/
Death is coming. Eat trash. Be free.
Dumb voluptuary.
HBIC @popanddutch.bsky.social & @ladyslipperptown.bsky.social
https://soupanddespair.beehiiv.com/
https://www.unboundedition.com/product/simmering-rebecca-orchant-literary-nonfiction/
Death is coming. Eat trash. Be free.
Dumb voluptuary.
HBIC @popanddutch.bsky.social & @ladyslipperptown.bsky.social
Y’all need therapy.
November 13, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Y’all need therapy.
Pretty sure my mom’s stand-mixer is older than me.
February 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Pretty sure my mom’s stand-mixer is older than me.
My two favorite things about Maryland are blue crabs covered in an irresponsible amount of Old Bay, and the tidewater accent, in which I would listen to someone read an entire dictionary.
February 18, 2025 at 12:35 PM
My two favorite things about Maryland are blue crabs covered in an irresponsible amount of Old Bay, and the tidewater accent, in which I would listen to someone read an entire dictionary.
I am of Eastern European descent, and let me tell you, this picture is EXTREMELY loud.
February 14, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I am of Eastern European descent, and let me tell you, this picture is EXTREMELY loud.
Update: this is coffee now.
January 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Update: this is coffee now.
Was just minding my own business watching “Bad Monkey” when suddenly @markharris.bsky.social appeared!
January 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Was just minding my own business watching “Bad Monkey” when suddenly @markharris.bsky.social appeared!
Elisa Gabbert and John Gardner really meeting the moment here, for me.
January 23, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Elisa Gabbert and John Gardner really meeting the moment here, for me.
Me trying to write my food column for the newspaper right now:
January 22, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Me trying to write my food column for the newspaper right now:
What I did last night instead.
January 22, 2025 at 1:40 AM
What I did last night instead.
He gave us so much.
January 16, 2025 at 7:27 PM
He gave us so much.
Going to spend 2025 popping into every ratchet little tavern in every strip mall I encounter in this godforsaken country, because you never know when you’ll encounter something like this.
January 16, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Going to spend 2025 popping into every ratchet little tavern in every strip mall I encounter in this godforsaken country, because you never know when you’ll encounter something like this.
Well, this had to come home.
January 13, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Well, this had to come home.
Jesus fucking Christ, @tonytula.com. This is a relentless jabbing of a human-sized canker sore — and I want to be extremely clear, I very much mean that as a compliment. This book spares none of us. 10/10
January 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Jesus fucking Christ, @tonytula.com. This is a relentless jabbing of a human-sized canker sore — and I want to be extremely clear, I very much mean that as a compliment. This book spares none of us. 10/10
Okay, this has gone too far. #cheesecrimes
December 31, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Okay, this has gone too far. #cheesecrimes
Yes! I was torn between mine and this one:
December 27, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Yes! I was torn between mine and this one:
Without downloading any new pics, what’s your energy going into 2025
December 27, 2024 at 4:48 PM
Without downloading any new pics, what’s your energy going into 2025
Uh, happy holidays from the Stop & Shop in Provincetown.
December 25, 2024 at 12:29 AM
Uh, happy holidays from the Stop & Shop in Provincetown.
Kelly Fields, as my witness, that this shit was absolutely fire.
December 20, 2024 at 4:13 PM
Kelly Fields, as my witness, that this shit was absolutely fire.
If anyone is ready to talk about how much I despised Luca Guadagnino’s “Queer,” I’m here, and I’m JACKED.
December 18, 2024 at 2:55 PM
If anyone is ready to talk about how much I despised Luca Guadagnino’s “Queer,” I’m here, and I’m JACKED.
What is the best flower and why is it ranunculus?
December 18, 2024 at 1:19 PM
What is the best flower and why is it ranunculus?
Hey, @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social, I just finished this and was suddenly consumed by the need to know whether you’ve read it. It’s 127 pages, and I think I could talk about it for a year.
December 16, 2024 at 6:58 PM
Hey, @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social, I just finished this and was suddenly consumed by the need to know whether you’ve read it. It’s 127 pages, and I think I could talk about it for a year.
Tree trimming day at the best dive bar on Cape Cod.
December 16, 2024 at 12:18 AM
Tree trimming day at the best dive bar on Cape Cod.