SmashedNSinking
@smashednsinking.bsky.social
e.g., Artist, dog-lover, avid reader.
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BREAKING: This dog is named Susan From Accounting
January 17, 2026 at 3:49 AM
BREAKING: This dog is named Susan From Accounting
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1767
January 15, 2026 at 6:47 AM
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1767
OMG this is gonna be like 1990s Star Wars books where there was a clone called "Luuke Skywalker."
Tom Braady is gonna win 7 more Super Bowls.
Tom Braady is gonna win 7 more Super Bowls.
Brady: OH MY GOD. IT WORKED.
<slides photo of Gisele across the table to the scientists> OK this one is gonna be trickier
<slides photo of Gisele across the table to the scientists> OK this one is gonna be trickier
Tom Brady Reveals His Dog Junie Was Cloned from Beloved Pet Lua, Who Died in 2023
Tom Brady's dog Junie is a clone of his dog Lua, who died in 2023, he announced Nov. 4, 2025. Colossal Biosciences, which Brady is an investor in, cloned the pit bull mix using a blood sample collecte...
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January 16, 2026 at 9:22 PM
OMG this is gonna be like 1990s Star Wars books where there was a clone called "Luuke Skywalker."
Tom Braady is gonna win 7 more Super Bowls.
Tom Braady is gonna win 7 more Super Bowls.
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We wanted to know if ICE is doing its job. So we talked to three Aryan Nation members at a Five Guys in Coeur d'Alene.
January 16, 2026 at 2:51 AM
We wanted to know if ICE is doing its job. So we talked to three Aryan Nation members at a Five Guys in Coeur d'Alene.
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Newsom is a loser and a coward who wants fascists to like him.
January 16, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Newsom is a loser and a coward who wants fascists to like him.
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If only there was a taxpayer funded group of armed soldiers whose job it was to protect the state
January 16, 2026 at 3:46 AM
If only there was a taxpayer funded group of armed soldiers whose job it was to protect the state
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US higher education was a crown jewel, generating knowledge, wealth, prestige, and power unrivaled by anyone.
And the US is throwing it away, because Americans elected a govt ideologically opposed to truth, science, merit, and racial/gender equality, preferring to weaken the country to reduce that.
And the US is throwing it away, because Americans elected a govt ideologically opposed to truth, science, merit, and racial/gender equality, preferring to weaken the country to reduce that.
Chinese Universities Surge in Global Rankings as U.S. Schools Slip
www.nytimes.com
January 15, 2026 at 1:01 PM
US higher education was a crown jewel, generating knowledge, wealth, prestige, and power unrivaled by anyone.
And the US is throwing it away, because Americans elected a govt ideologically opposed to truth, science, merit, and racial/gender equality, preferring to weaken the country to reduce that.
And the US is throwing it away, because Americans elected a govt ideologically opposed to truth, science, merit, and racial/gender equality, preferring to weaken the country to reduce that.
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Having the President use the Declaration of Independence’s grievances against King George as a script wasn’t on my bingo card.
January 15, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Having the President use the Declaration of Independence’s grievances against King George as a script wasn’t on my bingo card.
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My 11-year-old daughter, unhappy with the snacks and the long lines at camp, decided to start her own business with a couple of her campmates. I found this document on my computer.
January 15, 2026 at 5:35 AM
See, you can still afford my favorite taco, a piece of chicken and a piece of broccoli in a corn tortilla with one other thing (sadness).
Brooke Rollins: "We've run over 1,000 simulations. It can cost around $3 a meal for a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, corn tortilla, and one other thing. So there is a way to do this that actually will save the average American consumer money."
January 15, 2026 at 1:40 AM
See, you can still afford my favorite taco, a piece of chicken and a piece of broccoli in a corn tortilla with one other thing (sadness).
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Skater girls of Ethiopia
January 11, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Skater girls of Ethiopia
Ah, yes, the three popular milk choices, Rice Milk, Water Milk, and Everything Milk.
Got his hand on the pulse of America, that guy!
Got his hand on the pulse of America, that guy!
Trump: "I open a refrigerator. I see milk with rice and milk with water and milk with everything and I say, what kind of milk is it? That's what I like right there."
January 14, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Ah, yes, the three popular milk choices, Rice Milk, Water Milk, and Everything Milk.
Got his hand on the pulse of America, that guy!
Got his hand on the pulse of America, that guy!
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Despite years of "economic anxiety" discourse, the core drivers of Trump support have always been bigotry and misinformation.
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
January 14, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Despite years of "economic anxiety" discourse, the core drivers of Trump support have always been bigotry and misinformation.
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
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PUPDATE: Swimming lessons are officially underway behind the scenes… with mixed opinions. 🦦💦 Asian small-clawed otter mom Pintar is confident her pup is ready and gives him a gentle toss into the water. Dad Sebastian is not so sure and immediately tries to rescue him. 💙
January 14, 2026 at 12:55 AM
PUPDATE: Swimming lessons are officially underway behind the scenes… with mixed opinions. 🦦💦 Asian small-clawed otter mom Pintar is confident her pup is ready and gives him a gentle toss into the water. Dad Sebastian is not so sure and immediately tries to rescue him. 💙
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This is what the average Minnesotan sounds like these days
It’s Stalingrad and we will outlast these motherfuckers
January 14, 2026 at 1:08 AM
This is what the average Minnesotan sounds like these days
This is why I have hope that comics will eventually finish the Acolyte for me.
Both of Ahmed Best’s #StarWars characters — Jar Jar Binks and Kelleran Beq — are going to meet and team up in next month’s “Jar Jar 1” comic, which is written by Best and Marc Guggenheim. 🥹
January 13, 2026 at 11:28 PM
This is why I have hope that comics will eventually finish the Acolyte for me.
Both hilarious and terrifying!
A few months ago, ICE hired me
I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable
And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"
My latest for Slate
I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable
And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"
My latest for Slate
You’ve Heard About Who ICE Is Recruiting. The Truth Is Far Worse. I’m the Proof.
What happens when you do minimal screening before hiring agents, arming them, and sending them into the streets? We're all finding out.
slate.com
January 13, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Both hilarious and terrifying!
He was found both sunburnt and eaten by wolves
January 13, 2026 at 5:02 PM
He was found both sunburnt and eaten by wolves
This Olive Garden sucks
More gold-toned signage has been added to the White House exterior.
(It continues to look more and more like a memory care facility…)
(It continues to look more and more like a memory care facility…)
January 13, 2026 at 5:00 PM
This Olive Garden sucks
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Bovino on Fox News tonight, “90% of the public are happy to see us. They like to engage with us, talk with us and find out about our missions."
I added captions to this video of people heckling Greg Bovino leaving a Target in Minneapolis, and there's so many people yelling things at him it's like a comedy skit
January 13, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Bovino on Fox News tonight, “90% of the public are happy to see us. They like to engage with us, talk with us and find out about our missions."
As much as I love watching Rodgers' career hopefully end like that, I feel like that's probably his "Obama making fun of me moment" that lights a fire under his ass and makes him our next absolute mess president in like 2032.
January 13, 2026 at 4:22 AM
As much as I love watching Rodgers' career hopefully end like that, I feel like that's probably his "Obama making fun of me moment" that lights a fire under his ass and makes him our next absolute mess president in like 2032.
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Aaron Rodgers, in extreme slow motion.
🎵: Secrets and Lies (radio edit) by Jonatha Brooke
🎵: Secrets and Lies (radio edit) by Jonatha Brooke
January 13, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Aaron Rodgers, in extreme slow motion.
🎵: Secrets and Lies (radio edit) by Jonatha Brooke
🎵: Secrets and Lies (radio edit) by Jonatha Brooke
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AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.
January 13, 2026 at 1:20 AM
AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.
Man, I can't fucking tell what flavor gummy bear is inside a chocolate-covered gummy bear.
January 13, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Man, I can't fucking tell what flavor gummy bear is inside a chocolate-covered gummy bear.
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FOX: Where’s the protest against the regime that's killing people in the street right now?
Trent: They are doing those today. It’s called the ICE protests
FOX: Are they talking about Iran at the ICE protests?
Trent: No, I think they are talking about the regime that is shooting people in the face
Trent: They are doing those today. It’s called the ICE protests
FOX: Are they talking about Iran at the ICE protests?
Trent: No, I think they are talking about the regime that is shooting people in the face
January 11, 2026 at 5:44 PM
FOX: Where’s the protest against the regime that's killing people in the street right now?
Trent: They are doing those today. It’s called the ICE protests
FOX: Are they talking about Iran at the ICE protests?
Trent: No, I think they are talking about the regime that is shooting people in the face
Trent: They are doing those today. It’s called the ICE protests
FOX: Are they talking about Iran at the ICE protests?
Trent: No, I think they are talking about the regime that is shooting people in the face