Andrew Ungvari
@drewunga.bsky.social
Screenwriter, joke writer, past contributor to @cbssports @foxsports @forumbluegold @bballbreakdown @NiceKicks @GetUpOnJensen @AskMen @LakersNation B/R and more
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Looking left then right before whispering "at hotmail dot com" when giving my email to shop assistants
November 10, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Looking left then right before whispering "at hotmail dot com" when giving my email to shop assistants
Every Lakers fan should write to Mark Walter and beg him to replace Bill Macdonald.
November 11, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Every Lakers fan should write to Mark Walter and beg him to replace Bill Macdonald.
"Pasta La Vista" was right there.
November 11, 2025 at 4:35 AM
"Pasta La Vista" was right there.
Sports Illustrated ran a story on Paul Tagliabue that showed a picture of him in a Georgetown basketball uniform. That was the day I learned, after watching them dominated college basketball in the 80s and early 90s, that Georgetown wasn't an HBCU.
November 9, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Sports Illustrated ran a story on Paul Tagliabue that showed a picture of him in a Georgetown basketball uniform. That was the day I learned, after watching them dominated college basketball in the 80s and early 90s, that Georgetown wasn't an HBCU.
I appreciate the hijinks but you wasted it on Northwestern in November instead of saving it for a higher stakes game. No way you can pull this off again because every team will now scour the USC roster to make sure it doesn't happen to them.
USC’s Sam Huard, wearing No. 80, fools Northwestern with trick play
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LOS ANGELES — No. 20 USC pulled off a remarkable fake punt against Northwestern on Friday night by…
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LOS ANGELES — No. 20 USC pulled off a remarkable fake punt against Northwestern on Friday night by…
USC's Sam Huard, wearing No. 80, fools Northwestern with trick play - Raw Chili
LOS ANGELES -- No. 20 USC pulled off a remarkable fake punt against Northwestern on Friday night by sending out third-string quarterback Sam Huard in the same
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November 8, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I appreciate the hijinks but you wasted it on Northwestern in November instead of saving it for a higher stakes game. No way you can pull this off again because every team will now scour the USC roster to make sure it doesn't happen to them.
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Just digging through old emails on a regular Wednesday morning
November 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Just digging through old emails on a regular Wednesday morning
Who is the snitch sitting courtside at Staples who wanted an offensive interference call on that Luka lob to Ayton? Reveal yourself.
November 6, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Who is the snitch sitting courtside at Staples who wanted an offensive interference call on that Luka lob to Ayton? Reveal yourself.
Per Shams, season-ending surgery for a torn labrum for Walker Kessler. Horrible news for a pending RFA.
November 5, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Per Shams, season-ending surgery for a torn labrum for Walker Kessler. Horrible news for a pending RFA.
If you want a super easy recipe for chicken tortilla soup, I made this last night and it was a big hit. I used a store-bought rotisserie chicken, as it suggests. www.averiecooks.com/easy-30-minu...
Easy 30-Minute Homemade Chicken Tortilla Soup
🥑🍅🧀 Chicken, tomatoes, corn, black beans, avocado, cheese, and addictively crunchy tortilla strips! Fast, easy weeknight meal, and better than from a restaurant! Made in ONE pot and ready in 30 minute...
www.averiecooks.com
November 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
If you want a super easy recipe for chicken tortilla soup, I made this last night and it was a big hit. I used a store-bought rotisserie chicken, as it suggests. www.averiecooks.com/easy-30-minu...
This was real? I thought someone mocked this to troll the Clippers. You can take your kids to all 41 home games for $500? I'm trying to figure out how the Clippers went from selling out nearly every game at Staples to "Kids Eat Free" at Intuit Dome? Is it the drive to Inglewood that soured them?
November 4, 2025 at 5:39 PM
This was real? I thought someone mocked this to troll the Clippers. You can take your kids to all 41 home games for $500? I'm trying to figure out how the Clippers went from selling out nearly every game at Staples to "Kids Eat Free" at Intuit Dome? Is it the drive to Inglewood that soured them?
My 11-year-old daughter is taking a middle school entrance exam this week and the testing center just called to remind me she needs a picture ID. Are there really people sending ringers to pose as their kids for middle school entrance exams? Apparently yes.
November 3, 2025 at 9:47 PM
My 11-year-old daughter is taking a middle school entrance exam this week and the testing center just called to remind me she needs a picture ID. Are there really people sending ringers to pose as their kids for middle school entrance exams? Apparently yes.
Yoshinobu Yamamoto starting his speech as everyone expected, with "Buenos tardes."
November 3, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Yoshinobu Yamamoto starting his speech as everyone expected, with "Buenos tardes."
Miguel Rojas might get offered more money to be a manager next season than to be a reserve infielder.
November 3, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Miguel Rojas might get offered more money to be a manager next season than to be a reserve infielder.
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University of Virginia just sent out a text alert about an "active attacker with a gun"
November 3, 2025 at 8:08 PM
University of Virginia just sent out a text alert about an "active attacker with a gun"
Orel Hershiser just told a story during the parade about the '88 Dodgers running into Mickey Mantle at his restaurant during the regular season. Mantle told Mickey Hatcher "You can't be named Mickey and not hit home runs." Hatcher, who hit one in the regular season, would hit two in the World Series
November 3, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Orel Hershiser just told a story during the parade about the '88 Dodgers running into Mickey Mantle at his restaurant during the regular season. Mantle told Mickey Hatcher "You can't be named Mickey and not hit home runs." Hatcher, who hit one in the regular season, would hit two in the World Series
Last year the Dodgers lost a game to the Padres on a triple play that propelled them to a World Series Championship. This year it was a blown no-hitter that ended up a loss in Baltimore. This team went 13-4 in the playoffs. It’s easy to hate the franchise but the players are really good people.
November 2, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Last year the Dodgers lost a game to the Padres on a triple play that propelled them to a World Series Championship. This year it was a blown no-hitter that ended up a loss in Baltimore. This team went 13-4 in the playoffs. It’s easy to hate the franchise but the players are really good people.
I can't believe the winner of every game in this series was identical to every game between Toronto and LA in the 1993 NHL Campbell Conference Finals.
Game 1: Toronto
Game 2 & 3: L.A.
Game 4 & 5: Toronto
Game 6 & 7: L.A.
And it was the same year as the Blue Jays last World Series Championship
Game 1: Toronto
Game 2 & 3: L.A.
Game 4 & 5: Toronto
Game 6 & 7: L.A.
And it was the same year as the Blue Jays last World Series Championship
November 2, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I can't believe the winner of every game in this series was identical to every game between Toronto and LA in the 1993 NHL Campbell Conference Finals.
Game 1: Toronto
Game 2 & 3: L.A.
Game 4 & 5: Toronto
Game 6 & 7: L.A.
And it was the same year as the Blue Jays last World Series Championship
Game 1: Toronto
Game 2 & 3: L.A.
Game 4 & 5: Toronto
Game 6 & 7: L.A.
And it was the same year as the Blue Jays last World Series Championship
I stand corrected. He's right. And he might win another in a few weeks.
You’re missing a 2022 MLS Cup.
November 2, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I stand corrected. He's right. And he might win another in a few weeks.
Magic Johnson championships:
1 NCAA championship
5 NBA championships as a player 5 NBA championships as an owner
3 MLB championships as an owner
2 WNBA championships as an owner
= 16
1 NCAA championship
5 NBA championships as a player 5 NBA championships as an owner
3 MLB championships as an owner
2 WNBA championships as an owner
= 16
November 2, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Magic Johnson championships:
1 NCAA championship
5 NBA championships as a player 5 NBA championships as an owner
3 MLB championships as an owner
2 WNBA championships as an owner
= 16
1 NCAA championship
5 NBA championships as a player 5 NBA championships as an owner
3 MLB championships as an owner
2 WNBA championships as an owner
= 16
I'm not trying to take credit for the game going to extra innings but I did turn my hat around at the beginning of the 9th inning.
November 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I'm not trying to take credit for the game going to extra innings but I did turn my hat around at the beginning of the 9th inning.
Reminds me of my favorite baseball names:
Jose Paniagua
Hiram Bocachica
Jose Paniagua
Hiram Bocachica
Miguel Rojas is Spanish for Michael Redd
November 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Reminds me of my favorite baseball names:
Jose Paniagua
Hiram Bocachica
Jose Paniagua
Hiram Bocachica
/tips cap to Bo Bichette
November 2, 2025 at 3:25 AM
/tips cap to Bo Bichette
If the Dodgers win this game, sales of that $9000 Van Cleef Alhambra necklace that Miguel Rojas will go through the basement. They might sell two, maybe three of them.
November 2, 2025 at 3:20 AM
If the Dodgers win this game, sales of that $9000 Van Cleef Alhambra necklace that Miguel Rojas will go through the basement. They might sell two, maybe three of them.
Blue Jays are extremely loose for a team only up by a run. Dodgers are way too tight for a team only down by one.
November 2, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Blue Jays are extremely loose for a team only up by a run. Dodgers are way too tight for a team only down by one.