Andrew Ungvari
@drewunga.bsky.social
Screenwriter, joke writer, past contributor to @cbssports @foxsports @forumbluegold @bballbreakdown @NiceKicks @GetUpOnJensen @AskMen @LakersNation B/R and more
Clippers are about to drop to 3-8 with 12 of their next 14 games on the road.
November 13, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Clippers are about to drop to 3-8 with 12 of their next 14 games on the road.
This was real? I thought someone mocked this to troll the Clippers. You can take your kids to all 41 home games for $500? I'm trying to figure out how the Clippers went from selling out nearly every game at Staples to "Kids Eat Free" at Intuit Dome? Is it the drive to Inglewood that soured them?
November 4, 2025 at 5:39 PM
This was real? I thought someone mocked this to troll the Clippers. You can take your kids to all 41 home games for $500? I'm trying to figure out how the Clippers went from selling out nearly every game at Staples to "Kids Eat Free" at Intuit Dome? Is it the drive to Inglewood that soured them?
I can't believe the winner of every game in this series was identical to every game between Toronto and LA in the 1993 NHL Campbell Conference Finals.
Game 1: Toronto
Game 2 & 3: L.A.
Game 4 & 5: Toronto
Game 6 & 7: L.A.
And it was the same year as the Blue Jays last World Series Championship
Game 1: Toronto
Game 2 & 3: L.A.
Game 4 & 5: Toronto
Game 6 & 7: L.A.
And it was the same year as the Blue Jays last World Series Championship
November 2, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I can't believe the winner of every game in this series was identical to every game between Toronto and LA in the 1993 NHL Campbell Conference Finals.
Game 1: Toronto
Game 2 & 3: L.A.
Game 4 & 5: Toronto
Game 6 & 7: L.A.
And it was the same year as the Blue Jays last World Series Championship
Game 1: Toronto
Game 2 & 3: L.A.
Game 4 & 5: Toronto
Game 6 & 7: L.A.
And it was the same year as the Blue Jays last World Series Championship
Ric Grenell is killing it while running The Kennedy Center. Photo by Travis M. Andrews/The Washington Post
October 31, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Ric Grenell is killing it while running The Kennedy Center. Photo by Travis M. Andrews/The Washington Post
Fuck the NY Post forever.
October 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Fuck the NY Post forever.
It would have been cool to see their sons play each other tonight but both are inactive for this Lakers/Kings game.
October 18, 2025 at 2:43 AM
It would have been cool to see their sons play each other tonight but both are inactive for this Lakers/Kings game.
I also found my tweet from 2023 when the Clippers were exploring Paul George's trade value, but not Kawhi's.
October 2, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I also found my tweet from 2023 when the Clippers were exploring Paul George's trade value, but not Kawhi's.
Did anyone at Bucks Media Day ask Doc Rivers anything about Kawhi? He's the guy who famously said this:
October 2, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Did anyone at Bucks Media Day ask Doc Rivers anything about Kawhi? He's the guy who famously said this:
I know baseball isn't a contact sport, but can we at least ask the two teams to wear different-colored uniforms?
September 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I know baseball isn't a contact sport, but can we at least ask the two teams to wear different-colored uniforms?
L'Shana Tova! I saw your tweet about how Trump hasn't read a book. There is that one book his first wife said he kept on his nightstand. archive.vanityfair.com/article/shar...
September 22, 2025 at 2:39 PM
L'Shana Tova! I saw your tweet about how Trump hasn't read a book. There is that one book his first wife said he kept on his nightstand. archive.vanityfair.com/article/shar...
I enjoyed this Q&A that @hpbasketball.bsky.social did with Tim Hardaway, Sr. Especially this part. You can read the whole thing here www.actionnetwork.com/nba/tim-hard...
September 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I enjoyed this Q&A that @hpbasketball.bsky.social did with Tim Hardaway, Sr. Especially this part. You can read the whole thing here www.actionnetwork.com/nba/tim-hard...
Stop hiding behind "The Editorial Board" and "The Editors" because you fear retribution from Donald Trump and his cult. If I'm wrong, then list all the names instead.
September 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Stop hiding behind "The Editorial Board" and "The Editors" because you fear retribution from Donald Trump and his cult. If I'm wrong, then list all the names instead.
Does this racist dunce not remember that she was fired while Trump was in office?
September 18, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Does this racist dunce not remember that she was fired while Trump was in office?
I would guess these two aren’t friends anymore. Carolla invokes the name of one of the two comics who replaced him and Kimmel when someone suggests bringing back the Man Show.
September 18, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I would guess these two aren’t friends anymore. Carolla invokes the name of one of the two comics who replaced him and Kimmel when someone suggests bringing back the Man Show.
Has anyone ever seen Jason Bateman and Javier MIlei in the same room at the same time?
September 8, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Has anyone ever seen Jason Bateman and Javier MIlei in the same room at the same time?
These lived up to the hype.
September 5, 2025 at 10:14 PM
These lived up to the hype.
