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SmashedNSinking
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e.g., Artist, dog-lover, avid reader.
People forget the key part of the constitution where it's just a single page that says "magnets?!?!?" in the middle.
November 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Just do one where an assorted group of plucky cast off double Os have to go back in time thru all the other Bond movies and do wink wink nostalgia bullshit to change the timeline and erase bond every dying, and then since you saved Daniel Craig's Bond he's forced to keep doing it against his will.
November 11, 2025 at 2:07 PM
The series is so totally independent of deeply connected lore where dude just becomes a different dude constantly that I honestly wouldn't even notice or remember.

I've never been like "this does not mesh with his character direction in License to Kill! What the fuck!"
November 11, 2025 at 2:04 PM
This made me just mainline it off YouTube, and the German parts don't even have subtitles but was still worth it.
November 11, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Omg can this motherfucker for once just say something that means anything?
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Reposted by SmashedNSinking
November 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
they should try to point toward the guy running past them with the ball
November 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I mean, putting caution tape all around the area you're reading in IS a bit much 😜
November 10, 2025 at 4:04 PM
My general impression of Canadians is that they are all Witchers, so this tracks
November 10, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I'm going to Canada in a few weeks, do I need to keep pickles in my wallet to toss to the locals when they do me a good deed?
November 10, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Democrats got outsmarted by J. Wellington Wimpy telling them he'd pay them back on Tuesday for a Hamburger today.
November 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Looks like the time is ripe for my business where I melt your old vinyl Funko pops into a pressing of your least favorite record album.
November 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM