SlingbladeWilly
@slingbladewilly.bsky.social
Enabler, goofball, designer, and overcommitted hobbyist in Maine
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A group of cyber trucks is called a recall.
“I just saw a recall of cyber trucks gathered in the parking lot”
“I just saw a recall of cyber trucks gathered in the parking lot”
Anyone know when infrastructure week is?
January 10, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Anyone know when infrastructure week is?
“Oh this tinned fish looks interesting. Let me read the ingredients as I enjoy its unique flavors:”
December 23, 2025 at 4:32 PM
“Oh this tinned fish looks interesting. Let me read the ingredients as I enjoy its unique flavors:”
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JOSEPH: *holding newborn baby* he’s a miracle
MARY: what should we name him
*baby shits all over*
JOSEPH: jesus christ
MARY: what should we name him
*baby shits all over*
JOSEPH: jesus christ
December 21, 2025 at 6:43 PM
JOSEPH: *holding newborn baby* he’s a miracle
MARY: what should we name him
*baby shits all over*
JOSEPH: jesus christ
MARY: what should we name him
*baby shits all over*
JOSEPH: jesus christ
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Long ago the four nations lived in harmony
December 14, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Long ago the four nations lived in harmony
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I was a bitch in this Middle Eastern restaurant and now I falafel about it.
December 13, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I was a bitch in this Middle Eastern restaurant and now I falafel about it.
Shopping for a new vice. Alcohol and weed are making me fat. Cant do coke because of my previous heart condition. I want something euphoric and escapist but not instantly addictive. I guess this is starting to sound like a Huey Lewis song.
November 20, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Shopping for a new vice. Alcohol and weed are making me fat. Cant do coke because of my previous heart condition. I want something euphoric and escapist but not instantly addictive. I guess this is starting to sound like a Huey Lewis song.
Amazing, I’m STILL on a roll on LinkedIn!!!
November 19, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Amazing, I’m STILL on a roll on LinkedIn!!!
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Teaching religion to kids can’t be too hard. Like listen kids, today we’re listening to Agent Orange’s Living In Darkness album in its entirety. Pay attention. Take notes.
November 17, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Teaching religion to kids can’t be too hard. Like listen kids, today we’re listening to Agent Orange’s Living In Darkness album in its entirety. Pay attention. Take notes.
I want to add all of these beautiful type cases to my collection
Fonts by Hoefler&Co.
H&Co designs fonts for print, web, and mobile environments.
typography.com
November 1, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I want to add all of these beautiful type cases to my collection
McMurray is such a piece of shit
October 29, 2025 at 10:38 PM
McMurray is such a piece of shit
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Apparently I’m on a roll on LinkedIn
October 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Apparently I’m on a roll on LinkedIn
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generals gathered in their masses/president calls them all fatasses
September 30, 2025 at 4:12 PM
generals gathered in their masses/president calls them all fatasses
Shot from 1992 in Port Antonio Jamaica. Me and my friend Joe.
September 30, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Shot from 1992 in Port Antonio Jamaica. Me and my friend Joe.
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Roses are red
Charlie Kirk is dead
The Epstein Files
Charlie Kirk is dead
The Epstein Files
September 14, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Roses are red
Charlie Kirk is dead
The Epstein Files
Charlie Kirk is dead
The Epstein Files
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Going to have to write down my drafts like some Victorian diarist.
November 13, 2024 at 8:09 PM
Going to have to write down my drafts like some Victorian diarist.
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Love a late summer field and an old barn with a ridge that’s not perfect
September 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Love a late summer field and an old barn with a ridge that’s not perfect
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You say anti-fascist like it's a bad thing
September 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
You say anti-fascist like it's a bad thing
A hazy me/morning on 4th St & Ave A back in 1987
September 11, 2025 at 1:31 PM
A hazy me/morning on 4th St & Ave A back in 1987
My annual post of "I would like to forget" whitebelts.blogspot.com/2012/09/i-wo...
I WOULD LIKE TO FORGET
I can appreciate everyone taking it upon themselves to bestow balmy platitudes of "Never Forget" on the anniversary of 9/11. I even understa...
whitebelts.blogspot.com
September 11, 2025 at 12:59 PM
My annual post of "I would like to forget" whitebelts.blogspot.com/2012/09/i-wo...
Watching Inglorious Basterds for the umpteenth time just on a whim for some reason.
September 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Watching Inglorious Basterds for the umpteenth time just on a whim for some reason.
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TIL Giuliani has a spine
August 31, 2025 at 8:46 PM
TIL Giuliani has a spine
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Good morning logging on
September 2, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Good morning logging on
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awoke to the screaming of the pumpkins being gathered for the fall slaughter.
September 1, 2025 at 2:27 PM
awoke to the screaming of the pumpkins being gathered for the fall slaughter.
Who all at Charlie Crockett tonight at Thompsons point?
August 31, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Who all at Charlie Crockett tonight at Thompsons point?