Skippy the jedi droid
@slightlylyons.bsky.social
Autistic, nerd, socialist, space enjoyer, Bluesky edlrich horror.
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don't forget they were trying to sell you NFTs on latenight talk shows, they were asking you to join the Metaverse without any legs, they were claiming you could raise your family up out of poverty on gambling apps.
now it's 'writing' 200 books a year - the same shitshake with a new flimsy straw.
now it's 'writing' 200 books a year - the same shitshake with a new flimsy straw.
February 9, 2026 at 10:42 PM
don't forget they were trying to sell you NFTs on latenight talk shows, they were asking you to join the Metaverse without any legs, they were claiming you could raise your family up out of poverty on gambling apps.
now it's 'writing' 200 books a year - the same shitshake with a new flimsy straw.
now it's 'writing' 200 books a year - the same shitshake with a new flimsy straw.
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Is there a single person in this country whose life has gotten better since a year ago. Even the assholes in charge seem miserable
February 10, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Is there a single person in this country whose life has gotten better since a year ago. Even the assholes in charge seem miserable
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Jeffrey Epstein associate Ghislaine Maxwell refused to answer questions at a deposition before the U.S. House's Committee on Oversight and Government Reform, according to lawmakers, drawing criticism from both Republican and Democratic members of the committee.
February 10, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Jeffrey Epstein associate Ghislaine Maxwell refused to answer questions at a deposition before the U.S. House's Committee on Oversight and Government Reform, according to lawmakers, drawing criticism from both Republican and Democratic members of the committee.
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Let’s be honest Dr Ian Malcolm would be taking this pretty hard
February 10, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Let’s be honest Dr Ian Malcolm would be taking this pretty hard
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An immigration court dropped its case against Turkish graduate student Rumeysa Ozturk, a little less than a year after federal agents arrested her on a street near Tufts University
Immigration Court Drops Case Against Tufts Student Rumeysa Ozturk
The Turkish national had been arrested by plainclothes federal officers outside her apartment.
on.wsj.com
February 9, 2026 at 11:53 PM
An immigration court dropped its case against Turkish graduate student Rumeysa Ozturk, a little less than a year after federal agents arrested her on a street near Tufts University
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Her community rallied so fast and so diligently. This is a victory to uphold and celebrate. Reminds everyone that it's worth fighting back.
An immigration court dropped its case against Turkish graduate student Rumeysa Ozturk, a little less than a year after federal agents arrested her on a street near Tufts University
Immigration Court Drops Case Against Tufts Student Rumeysa Ozturk
The Turkish national had been arrested by plainclothes federal officers outside her apartment.
on.wsj.com
February 10, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Her community rallied so fast and so diligently. This is a victory to uphold and celebrate. Reminds everyone that it's worth fighting back.
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In one 30-minute stretch, three legal observers were arrested — as Trump’s Border czar Tom Homan calls on locals to “end the resistance.”
“Uptick In Abductions”: ICE Ramps Up Targeting of Minneapolis Legal Observers
In one 30-minute stretch, three Minneapolis legal observers were arrested as ICE ramped up its targeting of community volunteers.
interc.pt
February 9, 2026 at 6:19 PM
In one 30-minute stretch, three legal observers were arrested — as Trump’s Border czar Tom Homan calls on locals to “end the resistance.”
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This is a tax on you.
You paid $1,000 more in a tax because of Trump.
You paid $1,000 more in a tax because of Trump.
Trump's tariffs cost American households $1,000 last year: Research group
President Donald Trump’s tariffs cost the average American household $1,000 last year, according to new research from the nonpartisan Tax Foundation.
abcnews.go.com
February 10, 2026 at 1:13 AM
This is a tax on you.
You paid $1,000 more in a tax because of Trump.
You paid $1,000 more in a tax because of Trump.
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“When Gustavo had a fever, the medical staff told her he was old enough for his body to fight it off without medication, so she sat up with him all night, draping him in cold compresses.”
This entire country is draped in shame.
www.propublica.org/article/life...
This entire country is draped in shame.
www.propublica.org/article/life...
The Kids Trump Sent to ICE’s Dilley Detention Center
ProPublica went inside the immigrant detention center for families in Dilley, Texas. Children held there told us about the anguish of being ripped from their lives in the United States and the fear of...
www.propublica.org
February 10, 2026 at 12:51 AM
“When Gustavo had a fever, the medical staff told her he was old enough for his body to fight it off without medication, so she sat up with him all night, draping him in cold compresses.”
This entire country is draped in shame.
www.propublica.org/article/life...
This entire country is draped in shame.
www.propublica.org/article/life...
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Everyone hates political junk mail, which is why we tried to make our mail unique…
By making it into a comic book!
If you live in IL-09, you might receive this five part series about me and the campaign right in your mailbox:
By making it into a comic book!
If you live in IL-09, you might receive this five part series about me and the campaign right in your mailbox:
February 9, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Everyone hates political junk mail, which is why we tried to make our mail unique…
By making it into a comic book!
If you live in IL-09, you might receive this five part series about me and the campaign right in your mailbox:
By making it into a comic book!
If you live in IL-09, you might receive this five part series about me and the campaign right in your mailbox:
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I'm just not convinced there is anyone who understands the depth of this depravity in our political class more than she does
AOC on DHS Warehouses: I think every American should be alarmed. They are building—and have built—a black box system that disappears people, both immigrants and U.S. citizens alike.
February 10, 2026 at 2:06 AM
I'm just not convinced there is anyone who understands the depth of this depravity in our political class more than she does
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It's staggering how this political eunuch has not just done nothing at all as Speaker of the House, but has actually worked to prevent his colleagues from doing anything at all as well.
For all the right's fetishization of "originalism," this is a development that would've made the founders weep
For all the right's fetishization of "originalism," this is a development that would've made the founders weep
Speaker Mike Johnson said Monday he is moving forward with a plan to revive a prohibition on House votes to overturn President Donald Trump’s global tariffs.
www.politico.com/live-updates...
www.politico.com/live-updates...
Johnson moves to again block House from voting on Trump tariffs
Opposition from as few as two Republicans could derail the effort.
www.politico.com
February 10, 2026 at 1:41 AM
It's staggering how this political eunuch has not just done nothing at all as Speaker of the House, but has actually worked to prevent his colleagues from doing anything at all as well.
For all the right's fetishization of "originalism," this is a development that would've made the founders weep
For all the right's fetishization of "originalism," this is a development that would've made the founders weep
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Speaking of Megyn Kelly, I'm sure she'll be relieved to know that Jeffrey Epstein missed her definition of an unacceptable age for pedophilia by a whisker.
![ormer child actresses, as well as teenage girls around the country, have posted photos of themselves at 15 years old after journalist Megyn Kelly seemed to downplay the youth of Jeffrey Epstein's victims on her podcast.
In a discussion with NewsNation host Batya Ungar-Sargon on "The Megyn Kelly Show" on Nov. 12, Kelly stated that she knows "somebody very close to this case" who "told me from the start [...] that Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile."
"He was into the barely legal type, like, he liked 15-year-old girls," Kelly continued. "I'm not trying to make an excuse for this, I'm just giving you facts — that he wasn't into, like, 8-year-olds. But he liked the very young teen types that could pass for even younger than they were, but would look legal to a passer-by."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kd4cyu4rpkgjbym3gckhrivz/bafkreia2fiviylqob3d3oz7lhcwjygu6v23t4ie4hrp4hym6xgjmy3pcw4@jpeg)
February 10, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Speaking of Megyn Kelly, I'm sure she'll be relieved to know that Jeffrey Epstein missed her definition of an unacceptable age for pedophilia by a whisker.
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AOC on DHS Warehouses: I think every American should be alarmed. They are building—and have built—a black box system that disappears people, both immigrants and U.S. citizens alike.
February 10, 2026 at 1:30 AM
AOC on DHS Warehouses: I think every American should be alarmed. They are building—and have built—a black box system that disappears people, both immigrants and U.S. citizens alike.
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DOJ redacted e-mails from Epstein's lawyers talking to Trump's lawyers.
In these redactions, it states Epstein was a guest at Mar-a-lago was never asked to leave. This contradicts Donald Trump's narrative of relationship with Epstein.
- @raskin.house.gov
In these redactions, it states Epstein was a guest at Mar-a-lago was never asked to leave. This contradicts Donald Trump's narrative of relationship with Epstein.
- @raskin.house.gov
February 10, 2026 at 1:40 AM
DOJ redacted e-mails from Epstein's lawyers talking to Trump's lawyers.
In these redactions, it states Epstein was a guest at Mar-a-lago was never asked to leave. This contradicts Donald Trump's narrative of relationship with Epstein.
- @raskin.house.gov
In these redactions, it states Epstein was a guest at Mar-a-lago was never asked to leave. This contradicts Donald Trump's narrative of relationship with Epstein.
- @raskin.house.gov
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Tomorrow morning I’ll be going to review the unredacted Epstein Files.
What we have seen so far reeks of a cover-up. It’s time for the truth.
What we have seen so far reeks of a cover-up. It’s time for the truth.
February 9, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Tomorrow morning I’ll be going to review the unredacted Epstein Files.
What we have seen so far reeks of a cover-up. It’s time for the truth.
What we have seen so far reeks of a cover-up. It’s time for the truth.
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Hound, in a truly extraordinary act of vandalism, got into my office closet, grabbed a mounted fish that was part of a piece of art I picked up a decade ago, and beheaded it.
Kevin and I stood around the even-more-dead fish and said things like “This is a new one,” and “I was not expecting that.”
Kevin and I stood around the even-more-dead fish and said things like “This is a new one,” and “I was not expecting that.”
February 10, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Hound, in a truly extraordinary act of vandalism, got into my office closet, grabbed a mounted fish that was part of a piece of art I picked up a decade ago, and beheaded it.
Kevin and I stood around the even-more-dead fish and said things like “This is a new one,” and “I was not expecting that.”
Kevin and I stood around the even-more-dead fish and said things like “This is a new one,” and “I was not expecting that.”
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More accountability than anyone in Washington or in the news media
Chappell Roan is leaving her talent agency led by Casey Wasserman after he appeared in the Epstein files.
February 10, 2026 at 2:09 AM
More accountability than anyone in Washington or in the news media
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actually i’m good 👍
February 10, 2026 at 2:25 AM
actually i’m good 👍
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The ‘abolish ICE’ door is cracked open and every one of us needs to push and keep pushing.
“Liam’s father, Adrian Conejo Arias, said the family was in hiding. He cited a bomb threat at his son’s former elementary school and ICE agents patrolling the Columbia Heights home they no longer live in.”
“Liam’s father, Adrian Conejo Arias, said the family was in hiding. He cited a bomb threat at his son’s former elementary school and ICE agents patrolling the Columbia Heights home they no longer live in.”
‘He’s not the same’: Father of Liam Conejo Ramos says 5-year-old continues to suffer
Some people thought they say the 5-year-old during the Super Bowl halftime show. But Liam is still in hiding with his family, after he and his father were detained and then released from a Texas deten...
www.mprnews.org
February 10, 2026 at 2:05 AM
The ‘abolish ICE’ door is cracked open and every one of us needs to push and keep pushing.
“Liam’s father, Adrian Conejo Arias, said the family was in hiding. He cited a bomb threat at his son’s former elementary school and ICE agents patrolling the Columbia Heights home they no longer live in.”
“Liam’s father, Adrian Conejo Arias, said the family was in hiding. He cited a bomb threat at his son’s former elementary school and ICE agents patrolling the Columbia Heights home they no longer live in.”
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YEAH LET'S PISS OFF THE CURSE LADIES. GOOD PLAN.
February 9, 2026 at 4:13 PM
YEAH LET'S PISS OFF THE CURSE LADIES. GOOD PLAN.
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Uhoh those the were load-bearing witches.
Etsy just kicked witches off their platform.
What could possibly go wrong.
www.vice.com/en/article/e...
What could possibly go wrong.
www.vice.com/en/article/e...
Etsy Witches Say Spell Casting Is No Longer Welcome on the Platform
For years, you could hire someone on Etsy to curse an evil ex, protect your home, or manifest better luck. Well, until now.
www.vice.com
February 9, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Uhoh those the were load-bearing witches.
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Nonsense. Not wearing seatbelts builds valuable car crash immunity.
Dr. Mehmet Oz is calling on Americans to get the measles vaccine as cases spread across the U.S.
Dr. Oz urges 'take the vaccine, please' amid measles outbreaks
Dr. Mehmet Oz is calling on Americans to get the measles vaccine as cases spread across the U.S.
bit.ly
February 10, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Nonsense. Not wearing seatbelts builds valuable car crash immunity.
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I know we're all mad about ICE/DHS but we also need to be mad about RFK Jr.
He's killing -- and is setting the stage to kill -- waaaaay more people than DHS does, it's just that it happens quietly and in people's homes. Vaccine recommendations matter. Lying under oath matters.
IMPEACH RFK JR
He's killing -- and is setting the stage to kill -- waaaaay more people than DHS does, it's just that it happens quietly and in people's homes. Vaccine recommendations matter. Lying under oath matters.
IMPEACH RFK JR
Three members of Congress and the governor of Hawai'i, a medical doctor who responded to the measles outbreak in Samoa, are calling for RFK Jr's resignation. Emails now reveal he lied under oath about his antivax role in those 83 deaths.
RFK Jr misled Senate during confirmation, Congress members and Hawaii governor say
Newly revealed emails undermine Kennedy’s testimony about 2019 Samoa trip ahead of deadly measles outbreak
www.theguardian.com
February 10, 2026 at 2:37 AM
I know we're all mad about ICE/DHS but we also need to be mad about RFK Jr.
He's killing -- and is setting the stage to kill -- waaaaay more people than DHS does, it's just that it happens quietly and in people's homes. Vaccine recommendations matter. Lying under oath matters.
IMPEACH RFK JR
He's killing -- and is setting the stage to kill -- waaaaay more people than DHS does, it's just that it happens quietly and in people's homes. Vaccine recommendations matter. Lying under oath matters.
IMPEACH RFK JR
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Every business right now thinks its such an essential part of your life that you'd give them anything to keep using it and brother I am here to tell you I don't need a chat app that bad
Discord will soon require face scans or ID for all users, or restrict access
Discord will soon require face scans or ID for all users, or restrict access
Discord has announced a major change coming to the service as part of its aim to improve teen safety features. Starting in March, all users globally will be required to submit age verification via a face scan or submitted ID, or be given teen-level access restrictions.
more…
9to5mac.com
February 9, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Every business right now thinks its such an essential part of your life that you'd give them anything to keep using it and brother I am here to tell you I don't need a chat app that bad