Andrew F. Sullivan
@afsulli.bsky.social
author. one vile task after another.
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Andrew F. Sullivan
@afsulli.bsky.social
· Sep 15
My name is Andrew F. Sullivan.
I write fiction about reckonings and rot.
I write fiction about reckonings and rot.
another email claiming it can sell my books to millions, another text declaring I owe the government money, another phone call pretending to be my bank in distress, another passing Cybertruck weeping some kind of fluid into churned snow - maybe it knows its maker. scams rule everything around me.
November 11, 2025 at 10:01 PM
another email claiming it can sell my books to millions, another text declaring I owe the government money, another phone call pretending to be my bank in distress, another passing Cybertruck weeping some kind of fluid into churned snow - maybe it knows its maker. scams rule everything around me.
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I found the Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 Jeep. now to begin the ritual and open the 9th gate.
November 9, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I found the Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 Jeep. now to begin the ritual and open the 9th gate.
we do enjoy Final Fantasy Tactics, folks. we do love praising the plot despite every other scenario ending with a villain magically warping out of the scene before the killing blow can be delivered. Also, there is math magic and samurai.
November 9, 2025 at 2:58 PM
we do enjoy Final Fantasy Tactics, folks. we do love praising the plot despite every other scenario ending with a villain magically warping out of the scene before the killing blow can be delivered. Also, there is math magic and samurai.
who watches the watchmen
November 9, 2025 at 1:26 PM
who watches the watchmen
I found the Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 Jeep. now to begin the ritual and open the 9th gate.
November 9, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I found the Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 Jeep. now to begin the ritual and open the 9th gate.
you live long enough and you realize the beat for Skee-Lo's "I Wish" really fuckin goes, bud
November 8, 2025 at 4:19 PM
you live long enough and you realize the beat for Skee-Lo's "I Wish" really fuckin goes, bud
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I like how I keep saying I am an actual communist but I keep getting followed from "Bi/teacher/activist/Harris stan" accounts which fine you do you but also can I suggest you read The Social Ideology Of The Motorcar? libcom.org/article/soci...
The Social Ideology of the Motorcar - André Gorz
Piece by André Gorz critiquing the "radical dependency" created by automobiles as a primary means of transportation under capitalism, as well as other harmful effects of cars.
libcom.org
November 8, 2024 at 6:28 AM
I like how I keep saying I am an actual communist but I keep getting followed from "Bi/teacher/activist/Harris stan" accounts which fine you do you but also can I suggest you read The Social Ideology Of The Motorcar? libcom.org/article/soci...
son, if you're doing this shit you're as indie as Nickelback.
Amazon has launched a new AI-driven translation service, Kindle Translate, for Kindle Direct Publishing authors 👇 #BookSky
Amazon launches AI translation service for indie authors
ebx.sh
November 8, 2025 at 1:26 AM
son, if you're doing this shit you're as indie as Nickelback.
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my reanimated Lyndon B. Johnson is laughing from inside his iron cage.
June 5, 2025 at 10:46 PM
my reanimated Lyndon B. Johnson is laughing from inside his iron cage.
not sure there is much bleaker than a restaurant with a neon sign that says "DO EPIC SHIT" in the window
November 6, 2025 at 6:47 PM
not sure there is much bleaker than a restaurant with a neon sign that says "DO EPIC SHIT" in the window
advertising your company can give me a 90% success rate... when all your potential clients are competing against each other... every day is new parade of stupid in my inbox
November 6, 2025 at 4:35 PM
advertising your company can give me a 90% success rate... when all your potential clients are competing against each other... every day is new parade of stupid in my inbox
*placing a flashlight under my chin*
"Did you know the Province of Ontario still has public Catholic schools in 2025?"
"Did you know the Province of Ontario still has public Catholic schools in 2025?"
November 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
*placing a flashlight under my chin*
"Did you know the Province of Ontario still has public Catholic schools in 2025?"
"Did you know the Province of Ontario still has public Catholic schools in 2025?"
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Transgressive queer horror fiction? Oh yes, I’m a fan—as long as it’s not problematic of course
November 6, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Transgressive queer horror fiction? Oh yes, I’m a fan—as long as it’s not problematic of course
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mandatory reading
July 22, 2024 at 1:35 AM
mandatory reading
thinking a lot about Giorgio Moroder saying "the dream was so big"
November 6, 2025 at 1:14 PM
thinking a lot about Giorgio Moroder saying "the dream was so big"
wife up watching turtle videos about Gopher Gus the Lettuce King (he is a turtle not a gopher)
November 6, 2025 at 4:41 AM
wife up watching turtle videos about Gopher Gus the Lettuce King (he is a turtle not a gopher)
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dumb "AI can help do your job" motherfuckers coldcalling my work line at 5PM, unable to form a coherent pitch and shocked at my annoyance.
all these shitbirds have is the assumption you'll debase yourself for nothing.
I stride across a field of NFT carcasses and gutted B2B SaaS orgs.
You're next
all these shitbirds have is the assumption you'll debase yourself for nothing.
I stride across a field of NFT carcasses and gutted B2B SaaS orgs.
You're next
November 4, 2025 at 10:35 PM
dumb "AI can help do your job" motherfuckers coldcalling my work line at 5PM, unable to form a coherent pitch and shocked at my annoyance.
all these shitbirds have is the assumption you'll debase yourself for nothing.
I stride across a field of NFT carcasses and gutted B2B SaaS orgs.
You're next
all these shitbirds have is the assumption you'll debase yourself for nothing.
I stride across a field of NFT carcasses and gutted B2B SaaS orgs.
You're next
thought I was done with writing about Toronto real estate horror but the phrase "Coalition of Toronto Residents Associations" filled me with enough dread to consider going back for more mold deranged boomers clinging to crumbling tiny castles with basement apartments they rent for $2500 a month.
November 5, 2025 at 2:36 PM
thought I was done with writing about Toronto real estate horror but the phrase "Coalition of Toronto Residents Associations" filled me with enough dread to consider going back for more mold deranged boomers clinging to crumbling tiny castles with basement apartments they rent for $2500 a month.
dumb "AI can help do your job" motherfuckers coldcalling my work line at 5PM, unable to form a coherent pitch and shocked at my annoyance.
all these shitbirds have is the assumption you'll debase yourself for nothing.
I stride across a field of NFT carcasses and gutted B2B SaaS orgs.
You're next
all these shitbirds have is the assumption you'll debase yourself for nothing.
I stride across a field of NFT carcasses and gutted B2B SaaS orgs.
You're next
November 4, 2025 at 10:35 PM
dumb "AI can help do your job" motherfuckers coldcalling my work line at 5PM, unable to form a coherent pitch and shocked at my annoyance.
all these shitbirds have is the assumption you'll debase yourself for nothing.
I stride across a field of NFT carcasses and gutted B2B SaaS orgs.
You're next
all these shitbirds have is the assumption you'll debase yourself for nothing.
I stride across a field of NFT carcasses and gutted B2B SaaS orgs.
You're next
waking up to my job at Third Way think tank where I flush money down the toilet for 8 hours straight like I'm in Michael Haneke's THE SEVENTH CONTINENT and then eating my slop bowl over a different toilet at home before bed.
November 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
waking up to my job at Third Way think tank where I flush money down the toilet for 8 hours straight like I'm in Michael Haneke's THE SEVENTH CONTINENT and then eating my slop bowl over a different toilet at home before bed.
the indignity of once having read a book with a protagonist named Shadow
November 4, 2025 at 2:20 PM
the indignity of once having read a book with a protagonist named Shadow
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if you are missing the surreal / abstract / pitiful then you are in danger of drifting into the Cool Zone, where monsters just look Cool with no possibility of being Scary
November 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
if you are missing the surreal / abstract / pitiful then you are in danger of drifting into the Cool Zone, where monsters just look Cool with no possibility of being Scary
hiding with my son under a fallen oak on the Lich Road as we wait for a band of mercenary nutritionists who just got out of a conference keynote to cross the Bridge of Despair before we continue on our quest for a bahn mi that will not cut the roof of your mouth yet still retain its crisp texture.
November 3, 2025 at 10:10 PM
hiding with my son under a fallen oak on the Lich Road as we wait for a band of mercenary nutritionists who just got out of a conference keynote to cross the Bridge of Despair before we continue on our quest for a bahn mi that will not cut the roof of your mouth yet still retain its crisp texture.
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important to remember places claiming to be the "Center for Democracy and Defenestration" or "The British Future Institute" or "The Haliburton School of International Relations" are just a guy on a computer. At most a subletter in an office park with a Substack all his pals jackoff into monthly.
June 30, 2025 at 1:13 PM
important to remember places claiming to be the "Center for Democracy and Defenestration" or "The British Future Institute" or "The Haliburton School of International Relations" are just a guy on a computer. At most a subletter in an office park with a Substack all his pals jackoff into monthly.
nothing ends, Adrian. nothing ever ends.
November 3, 2025 at 2:11 PM
nothing ends, Adrian. nothing ever ends.