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Man o farts
Christians: we have Christmas day 😊

Jews: we have 8 days of hanukkah 😊

Christians: actually we have 12 days of Christmas lol 😊😊😊
December 23, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Torn between glad some people are seeing the light, and dismay that they are just now learning what has been obvious to many
Marjorie Taylor Greene: "What I'd like to see from the president is empathy for Americans. Donald Trump is a billionaire and he's the president. When he looks into a camera and says 'affordability is a hoax,' he's talking to Americans that are suffering and have been for many years now."
December 17, 2025 at 3:06 PM
It's pretty interesting how the international drug trade follows the capitalist models. Low level dealers do the dirty work and get mamed and killed, while the leaders enjoy the fruits of that labor without any accountability for their ill gotten gains.
December 6, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Six em dashes in one tweet, the govt is AI slopping their way to free private jets
November 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I consider myself to be pretty informed about the manosphere but being anti beard is completely out of left field lol. Literally every seal team 6 promo photo/movie/propaganda has a full beard lol, just lmao.
Hegseth: "We don't need to be a military of beardos anymore. Do you know how many troops claim to be Nordic Pagan? No, suddenly it's become this real fake religious affiliation inside the Pentagon where troops came to be Nordic Pagan so they can grow a beard and nobody challenges them on it."
November 12, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Super weird all these human-like robots are focusing on them walking like humans and not making them... Useful? Idk
November 7, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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This to me is the game. I don’t care if Schumer doesn’t like Mamdani, but for him to stand silently by while sex pest Cuomo leans into gutter racism and Islamophobia while accepting endorsements from Trump, Musk and Miller is outrageous from the Senate Minority Leader.
Schumer had a chance to repudiate the gutter racism and Islamophobia of Cuomo's campaign and he just fucking didn't. And that is disqualifying. He should be ashamed and we the voters should make sure he feels that shame.
Reporter: Today is election day in New York City. Did you vote for Mamdani or Cuomo?

Schumer: Look, I voted. And I look forward to working with the next mayor to help New York City.
November 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Many people will say different versions of this over the next few days, but I still feel obligated to throw in my 2 cents: fuck these old fucks and the fuck wagon they ruined this party on.
Q: It's election day in NYC. Did you vote for Mamdani or Cuomo?

Schumer: "Look, I voted, and I look forward to working with the next mayor to help NYC."
November 4, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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this shit right here is wrecker shit, as much as wrecker shit as any online leftist has done, if not more so. no wonder so many people are repulsed by anyone (rightly) saying 'vote blue no matter who', the most powerful elected Dem in the nation won't do it! it undermines the whole coalition! jfc
November 4, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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can’t tell if my antidepressants aren’t working or if they just weren’t built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house.
November 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Thai restaurant called LiveLeek, dishes are themed after horrific accidents
October 30, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Thai restaurant called LiveLeek, dishes are themed after horrific accidents
October 30, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Sheeeesh
Curtis Silwa was asked if he felt okay with losing and contributing to Zohran Mamdani’s victory and he responded by laying into Bill Ackman and Andrew Cuomo.
October 19, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I am begging reporters to ask a single follow up question. I'll start with one: how old were the people in that chat? It is so easy to embarrass these morons and no one with access does!!!
Vance on public outrage over the "I love Hitler" group chat: "Grow up! Focus on the real issues. Don't focus on what kids say in group chats... The reality is that kids do stupid things, especially young boys — they tell edgy, offensive jokes. That's what kids do."
October 15, 2025 at 8:16 PM
This is actually encouraging. Those who become dependent on AI will never pro create and pass on the rube gene.
October 12, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Eric Adams is amazing because when he won every media person was leaping over each to go “this is the normal sane leadership that the political left doesn’t understand normal sane Americans crave” and then every day since that Eric Adams has been like “Leprechauns are real and I’m going to cook one”
August 14, 2023 at 4:43 PM
9 more followers and I can make a joke about how I got 99 followers and they all bots
September 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
A point that's gotten lost quickly: one of the last things Charlie Kirk said was he was in favor of banning transgender ppl from owning guns. Whether it's free speech or 2A, the 'absolutist' facade drops at break neck speed. These people stand for nothing.
September 16, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Sorry we stormed your place of work, threw you in a dingy pit, tied you up, made you lick water out of dog bowls, and forced you to sleep on a concrete floor. On the plus side, you can come back any time!
US Deputy Secretary of State Christopher Landau expressed regret on Sunday over the recent detention of hundreds of South Korean workers in Georgia and said those who returned home will face no disadvantage when re-entering the US
US Official Offers Regrets Over Detention of South Koreans
US Deputy Secretary of State Christopher Landau on Sunday expressed regret over the recent detention of hundreds of South Korean workers in Georgia.
bloom.bg
September 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
@support.bsky.team I just followed a few extra people and at least 10 bots immediately followed me, what da heck is dat dood
September 12, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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The reason they keep talking about Valhalla is that regular Christian heaven sounds suspiciously woke and pussified to them.
September 12, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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damn that's so crazy. picture unrelated
September 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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This should be the lead story in all major national news outlets. Public health people prefer to stay out of the limelight unless there is no other choice. I can’t overstate how bad things have to be for 9 former CDC directors to band together and pen an op-ed in the NYT warning the entire country.
9 CDC Directors going back to 1977 speak out. What RFK Jr has done to our nation’s public health system "should alarm every American."

It "is unlike anything we have ever seen at the agency, and unlike anything our country has ever experienced." www.nytimes.com/2025/09/01/o...
Opinion | We Ran the C.D.C.: Kennedy Is Endangering Every American’s Health
www.nytimes.com
September 1, 2025 at 11:51 AM
We are so fucked
WTF RFK Jr.: "I know what a healthy child is supposed to look like. I’m looking at kids as I walk through the airports today...and I see these kids that are just overburdened with mitochondrial challenges...and I know that’s not how our children are supposed to look."
www.c-span.org/program/publ...
August 28, 2025 at 1:51 PM