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When I arrive at the party
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
When I arrive at the party
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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
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These patriotic displays have gone a bit too far now, if you ask me.
November 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
These patriotic displays have gone a bit too far now, if you ask me.
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from: orders@amazon.com
to: jeevacation@gmail.com
Your Amazon order is expected to deliver today. This email was sent from an address that cannot accept incoming email. Please do not reply to this message.
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wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
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wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
November 13, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
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wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
Ireland has a president?
October 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Ireland has a president?
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Tough old night for Mike Graham. Turns out the bastard who hacked his facebook also shat in his trousers.
October 21, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Tough old night for Mike Graham. Turns out the bastard who hacked his facebook also shat in his trousers.
@sirmichael.bsky.social
GREAT NEWS!
I bumped into Sensei Jackton yesterday and he asked me to pass on this note. Sounds like another prestigious achievement!
🎆🎆🎆
GREAT NEWS!
I bumped into Sensei Jackton yesterday and he asked me to pass on this note. Sounds like another prestigious achievement!
🎆🎆🎆
September 17, 2025 at 11:44 AM
@sirmichael.bsky.social
GREAT NEWS!
I bumped into Sensei Jackton yesterday and he asked me to pass on this note. Sounds like another prestigious achievement!
🎆🎆🎆
GREAT NEWS!
I bumped into Sensei Jackton yesterday and he asked me to pass on this note. Sounds like another prestigious achievement!
🎆🎆🎆
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It's OK to not be OK.
You might not want to talk about to friends but there is help out there...
www.samaritans.org/how-we-can-h...
You might not want to talk about to friends but there is help out there...
www.samaritans.org/how-we-can-h...
If you're having a difficult time
What to do if you're struggling with how it feelings to live right now. Read more about how we can help you.
www.samaritans.org
September 8, 2025 at 7:34 PM
It's OK to not be OK.
You might not want to talk about to friends but there is help out there...
www.samaritans.org/how-we-can-h...
You might not want to talk about to friends but there is help out there...
www.samaritans.org/how-we-can-h...
@sirmichael.bsky.social Did you get the emergency alert today?
September 7, 2025 at 7:10 PM
@sirmichael.bsky.social Did you get the emergency alert today?
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That’s it then, time to take the emergency alert tree down
September 7, 2025 at 2:04 PM
That’s it then, time to take the emergency alert tree down
Such a reassuring sound they chose there.
September 7, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Such a reassuring sound they chose there.
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About 80% of my grammar suggestions from Microsoft Word are “why not use a simpler word here for clarity?”
No. Fuck you.
I will use a complicated word for evocative precision whenever the muse’s clarion song demands ebullience, vivacity, torpor, or solemnity, you shit-ass suck machine.
No. Fuck you.
I will use a complicated word for evocative precision whenever the muse’s clarion song demands ebullience, vivacity, torpor, or solemnity, you shit-ass suck machine.
August 2, 2025 at 6:20 PM
About 80% of my grammar suggestions from Microsoft Word are “why not use a simpler word here for clarity?”
No. Fuck you.
I will use a complicated word for evocative precision whenever the muse’s clarion song demands ebullience, vivacity, torpor, or solemnity, you shit-ass suck machine.
No. Fuck you.
I will use a complicated word for evocative precision whenever the muse’s clarion song demands ebullience, vivacity, torpor, or solemnity, you shit-ass suck machine.
@sirmichael.bsky.social I just verified my age with Bluesky. Will I be able to see your X-rated stuff now?
July 24, 2025 at 7:12 AM
@sirmichael.bsky.social I just verified my age with Bluesky. Will I be able to see your X-rated stuff now?
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AI “thinks” in the same way a mirror looks at you
July 22, 2025 at 6:27 AM
AI “thinks” in the same way a mirror looks at you
@sirmichael.bsky.social Why are you making us wait so long for the big reveal of your no.1 soup? We're on tenterhooks here! There is wild speculation all over the place, podcasts are being started to discuss it, one guy is even writing a book about it! Very irresponsible in my opinion.
June 30, 2025 at 9:13 PM
@sirmichael.bsky.social Why are you making us wait so long for the big reveal of your no.1 soup? We're on tenterhooks here! There is wild speculation all over the place, podcasts are being started to discuss it, one guy is even writing a book about it! Very irresponsible in my opinion.
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Inventor of the GIF, hearing about Notre Dame burning: oh no the jarjoyles
June 28, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Inventor of the GIF, hearing about Notre Dame burning: oh no the jarjoyles
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This only happens to you once.
June 24, 2025 at 8:00 AM
This only happens to you once.
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I know JAWS gets a lot of praise for not showing the shark much, but let’s be real, so many movies don’t even show you a shark at all.
June 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I know JAWS gets a lot of praise for not showing the shark much, but let’s be real, so many movies don’t even show you a shark at all.
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I'm not sure that walkie-talkies were the right medium for this, but anyway, I'm so hot right now and desperate for your touch, over.
June 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I'm not sure that walkie-talkies were the right medium for this, but anyway, I'm so hot right now and desperate for your touch, over.
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if the wheels had come off this thing any faster it'd be a Cybertruck
June 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
if the wheels had come off this thing any faster it'd be a Cybertruck
This is the biggest fall-out since @sirmichael.bsky.social and Kevin. Let's hope both couples can be friends again soon. 💕💕💕
June 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
This is the biggest fall-out since @sirmichael.bsky.social and Kevin. Let's hope both couples can be friends again soon. 💕💕💕
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This might be the absolute greatest reply we have ever received.
Thank you, Cookie Monster 📕🍪💙
Thank you, Cookie Monster 📕🍪💙
June 5, 2025 at 1:19 PM
This might be the absolute greatest reply we have ever received.
Thank you, Cookie Monster 📕🍪💙
Thank you, Cookie Monster 📕🍪💙
@sirmichael.bsky.social Elon Musk got a black eye off a 5 year old! 5! What a loser! 🤣🤣🤣
May 31, 2025 at 10:14 PM
@sirmichael.bsky.social Elon Musk got a black eye off a 5 year old! 5! What a loser! 🤣🤣🤣
@sirmichael.bsky.social I'ma bit worried about the poor Man Utd fans :( Do you think the victorious Spurs fans will take them for lovely night out in Bilbao? 💕
May 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
@sirmichael.bsky.social I'ma bit worried about the poor Man Utd fans :( Do you think the victorious Spurs fans will take them for lovely night out in Bilbao? 💕