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I like big butts but I lie constantly. I don't even like big butts
January 14, 2026 at 10:33 AM
I like big butts but I lie constantly. I don't even like big butts
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Say what you like about Clippy, you didn’t have to serve 20 years inside after he helped you compose a letter
January 2, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Say what you like about Clippy, you didn’t have to serve 20 years inside after he helped you compose a letter
@sirmichael.bsky.social I hope you don't mind, but as you are too busy for Christmas compliments, I wrote my own and signed it from you. It was lovely - very funny and a little bit cheeky 😂. Thank you so much. x❤️
December 26, 2025 at 9:48 AM
@sirmichael.bsky.social I hope you don't mind, but as you are too busy for Christmas compliments, I wrote my own and signed it from you. It was lovely - very funny and a little bit cheeky 😂. Thank you so much. x❤️
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Does anybody have cardboard boxes to spare? I'm helping my dad move and he luvs 2 breakdance.
November 22, 2024 at 9:15 PM
Does anybody have cardboard boxes to spare? I'm helping my dad move and he luvs 2 breakdance.
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Scottish football remains undefeated
December 1, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Scottish football remains undefeated
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OMG Liverpool have won a game!
November 30, 2025 at 3:59 PM
OMG Liverpool have won a game!
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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
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These patriotic displays have gone a bit too far now, if you ask me.
November 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
These patriotic displays have gone a bit too far now, if you ask me.
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from: orders@amazon.com
to: jeevacation@gmail.com
Your Amazon order is expected to deliver today. This email was sent from an address that cannot accept incoming email. Please do not reply to this message.
from: jeevacation@gmail.com
to: orders@amazon.com
wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
to: jeevacation@gmail.com
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from: jeevacation@gmail.com
to: orders@amazon.com
wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
November 13, 2025 at 5:08 AM
from: orders@amazon.com
to: jeevacation@gmail.com
Your Amazon order is expected to deliver today. This email was sent from an address that cannot accept incoming email. Please do not reply to this message.
from: jeevacation@gmail.com
to: orders@amazon.com
wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
to: jeevacation@gmail.com
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wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
Ireland has a president?
October 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Ireland has a president?
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Tough old night for Mike Graham. Turns out the bastard who hacked his facebook also shat in his trousers.
October 21, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Tough old night for Mike Graham. Turns out the bastard who hacked his facebook also shat in his trousers.
@sirmichael.bsky.social
GREAT NEWS!
I bumped into Sensei Jackton yesterday and he asked me to pass on this note. Sounds like another prestigious achievement!
🎆🎆🎆
GREAT NEWS!
I bumped into Sensei Jackton yesterday and he asked me to pass on this note. Sounds like another prestigious achievement!
🎆🎆🎆
September 17, 2025 at 11:44 AM
@sirmichael.bsky.social
GREAT NEWS!
I bumped into Sensei Jackton yesterday and he asked me to pass on this note. Sounds like another prestigious achievement!
🎆🎆🎆
GREAT NEWS!
I bumped into Sensei Jackton yesterday and he asked me to pass on this note. Sounds like another prestigious achievement!
🎆🎆🎆
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It's OK to not be OK.
You might not want to talk about to friends but there is help out there...
www.samaritans.org/how-we-can-h...
You might not want to talk about to friends but there is help out there...
www.samaritans.org/how-we-can-h...
If you're having a difficult time
What to do if you're struggling with how it feelings to live right now. Read more about how we can help you.
www.samaritans.org
September 8, 2025 at 7:34 PM
It's OK to not be OK.
You might not want to talk about to friends but there is help out there...
www.samaritans.org/how-we-can-h...
You might not want to talk about to friends but there is help out there...
www.samaritans.org/how-we-can-h...
@sirmichael.bsky.social Did you get the emergency alert today?
September 7, 2025 at 7:10 PM
@sirmichael.bsky.social Did you get the emergency alert today?
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That’s it then, time to take the emergency alert tree down
September 7, 2025 at 2:04 PM
That’s it then, time to take the emergency alert tree down
Such a reassuring sound they chose there.
September 7, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Such a reassuring sound they chose there.
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About 80% of my grammar suggestions from Microsoft Word are “why not use a simpler word here for clarity?”
No. Fuck you.
I will use a complicated word for evocative precision whenever the muse’s clarion song demands ebullience, vivacity, torpor, or solemnity, you shit-ass suck machine.
No. Fuck you.
I will use a complicated word for evocative precision whenever the muse’s clarion song demands ebullience, vivacity, torpor, or solemnity, you shit-ass suck machine.
August 2, 2025 at 6:20 PM
About 80% of my grammar suggestions from Microsoft Word are “why not use a simpler word here for clarity?”
No. Fuck you.
I will use a complicated word for evocative precision whenever the muse’s clarion song demands ebullience, vivacity, torpor, or solemnity, you shit-ass suck machine.
No. Fuck you.
I will use a complicated word for evocative precision whenever the muse’s clarion song demands ebullience, vivacity, torpor, or solemnity, you shit-ass suck machine.
@sirmichael.bsky.social I just verified my age with Bluesky. Will I be able to see your X-rated stuff now?
July 24, 2025 at 7:12 AM
@sirmichael.bsky.social I just verified my age with Bluesky. Will I be able to see your X-rated stuff now?
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AI “thinks” in the same way a mirror looks at you
July 22, 2025 at 6:27 AM
AI “thinks” in the same way a mirror looks at you
@sirmichael.bsky.social Why are you making us wait so long for the big reveal of your no.1 soup? We're on tenterhooks here! There is wild speculation all over the place, podcasts are being started to discuss it, one guy is even writing a book about it! Very irresponsible in my opinion.
June 30, 2025 at 9:13 PM
@sirmichael.bsky.social Why are you making us wait so long for the big reveal of your no.1 soup? We're on tenterhooks here! There is wild speculation all over the place, podcasts are being started to discuss it, one guy is even writing a book about it! Very irresponsible in my opinion.
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Inventor of the GIF, hearing about Notre Dame burning: oh no the jarjoyles
June 28, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Inventor of the GIF, hearing about Notre Dame burning: oh no the jarjoyles
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This only happens to you once.
June 24, 2025 at 8:00 AM
This only happens to you once.