Did you know that the local youths run a PIN database. Register with them and if you ever forget your PIN they've got you covered. They also do internet banking passcodes, or any financially-related passwords you might use. 👍
November 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Did you know that the local youths run a PIN database. Register with them and if you ever forget your PIN they've got you covered. They also do internet banking passcodes, or any financially-related passwords you might use. 👍
Flinders is a manly hero, not a flouncing TART!
November 20, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Flinders is a manly hero, not a flouncing TART!
A good story needs a hero. The shoe shop should go right to the brink of bankruptcy, then our hero (Flinders McStephenson) steps in. I'm not sure what he does but I'm sure you can find someone to write that bit.
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
A good story needs a hero. The shoe shop should go right to the brink of bankruptcy, then our hero (Flinders McStephenson) steps in. I'm not sure what he does but I'm sure you can find someone to write that bit.
Second pic has given me an idea for all those jeans I've got that no longer fit.
November 19, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Second pic has given me an idea for all those jeans I've got that no longer fit.
Joke's on her when she gets back to the changing room and finds he's nicked all her jewellery.
November 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Joke's on her when she gets back to the changing room and finds he's nicked all her jewellery.
Hmm, maybe THAT TART Killian has polluted my mind.
November 16, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Hmm, maybe THAT TART Killian has polluted my mind.
It's time to loosen up Michael. Launch Late Night Sir Michael, it's what everyone (s*xy ladies) wants!
November 16, 2025 at 11:34 AM
It's time to loosen up Michael. Launch Late Night Sir Michael, it's what everyone (s*xy ladies) wants!
He's still outraged by the Beatles getting MBEs.
November 14, 2025 at 9:25 AM
He's still outraged by the Beatles getting MBEs.
I'd forgive everything the US has done over the last decade if you can just get Hollywood to make Gatekeeper: The Live Action Movie.
November 12, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I'd forgive everything the US has done over the last decade if you can just get Hollywood to make Gatekeeper: The Live Action Movie.
I would wear my traitor hat at a slightly jaunty angle, which would really confuse the faithfuls! Can you imagine! 😂
November 12, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I would wear my traitor hat at a slightly jaunty angle, which would really confuse the faithfuls! Can you imagine! 😂
Ah well, that's the end of X.
November 12, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Ah well, that's the end of X.
I'm not 100% convinced that woman has ever been carp fishing.
November 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I'm not 100% convinced that woman has ever been carp fishing.
Thanks. This is just what I needed to get out of your upcoming talk on the history of hats. 👍
November 2, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Thanks. This is just what I needed to get out of your upcoming talk on the history of hats. 👍
So, not immigrants but black, or "second prize" as the right calls it.
November 2, 2025 at 12:25 PM
So, not immigrants but black, or "second prize" as the right calls it.
All of yesterday's news, today!
November 1, 2025 at 12:35 PM
All of yesterday's news, today!
ah, so you would have fallen for my quintuple bluff, just as I thought.
October 29, 2025 at 8:26 PM
ah, so you would have fallen for my quintuple bluff, just as I thought.
Just make one correct decision. Just one.
October 29, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Just make one correct decision. Just one.
At this point, a Labour-Reform coalition seems most likely.
October 28, 2025 at 9:07 AM
At this point, a Labour-Reform coalition seems most likely.
Phew. I'm dressing as the electrician who fixed your step-grandad's oven in 1986.
October 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Phew. I'm dressing as the electrician who fixed your step-grandad's oven in 1986.
I think we still own South Georgia and the Sandwich Islands. What's that for, if not exiling noncy princes?
October 27, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I think we still own South Georgia and the Sandwich Islands. What's that for, if not exiling noncy princes?