Village Times
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One Million Followers In A Milliom Days.
The No. 1 news paper for the village, publishing truth and not negativity like you get in other village publications. Working tirelessly to eradicate spelling errers.
One Million Followers In A Milliom Days.
The No. 1 news paper for the village, publishing truth and not negativity like you get in other village publications. Working tirelessly to eradicate spelling errers.
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Four pages jam-packed with all the latest news from the Village that you read here over the last few days.
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The only newspaper made of posters that you need!
Four pages jam-packed with all the latest news from the Village that you read here over the last few days.
#VillageTimes
The Village Times is the Village Papers.
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I normally listen to the radio with the volume off just to be on the safe side.
November 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I normally listen to the radio with the volume off just to be on the safe side.
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Have I ever listened to Hey Jude by The Beatles? Absolutely not. It's addressed to Jude, not me. What about Annie's Song by John Denver? Nope. Not my song so none of my business. Everyone should treat the private communications of musicians with the same level of respect as I do.
November 23, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Have I ever listened to Hey Jude by The Beatles? Absolutely not. It's addressed to Jude, not me. What about Annie's Song by John Denver? Nope. Not my song so none of my business. Everyone should treat the private communications of musicians with the same level of respect as I do.
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I'm a genius, apparently...
Pam, you're a genius. I can't believe society hasn't thought of this before. It's the most effective and elegant solution to the blight of forgotten PINs that anyone could have ever hoped for.
November 21, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I'm a genius, apparently...
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You’ve come out saying you are opposed to replacing 4 with a strawberry emoji but have remained silent on the frankly more dangerous and hugely ill judged idea I’ve just had of replacing money in every forth atm transaction with a blast of flames. Surely safety comes first?
November 21, 2025 at 6:37 PM
You’ve come out saying you are opposed to replacing 4 with a strawberry emoji but have remained silent on the frankly more dangerous and hugely ill judged idea I’ve just had of replacing money in every forth atm transaction with a blast of flames. Surely safety comes first?
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Just sprinted to the park to register. The local youths seemed a bit surprised initially but quickly agreed to hold my PIN and passwords for free! Sometimes I think they're a little naive when it comes to business.
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Just sprinted to the park to register. The local youths seemed a bit surprised initially but quickly agreed to hold my PIN and passwords for free! Sometimes I think they're a little naive when it comes to business.
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Did you know that the local youths run a PIN database. Register with them and if you ever forget your PIN they've got you covered. They also do internet banking passcodes, or any financially-related passwords you might use. 👍
November 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Did you know that the local youths run a PIN database. Register with them and if you ever forget your PIN they've got you covered. They also do internet banking passcodes, or any financially-related passwords you might use. 👍
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Pam, you're a genius. I can't believe society hasn't thought of this before. It's the most effective and elegant solution to the blight of forgotten PINs that anyone could have ever hoped for.
November 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Pam, you're a genius. I can't believe society hasn't thought of this before. It's the most effective and elegant solution to the blight of forgotten PINs that anyone could have ever hoped for.
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I agree with you, Michael. I also think we should all have the same PIN, and it should be 1234. That way, if somebody forgets their PIN, somebody else could say "Oh, it's 1234, the same as mine".
November 21, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I agree with you, Michael. I also think we should all have the same PIN, and it should be 1234. That way, if somebody forgets their PIN, somebody else could say "Oh, it's 1234, the same as mine".
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One thing I'm vehemently opposed to is replacing the number 4 button on ATM keypads with a button for the strawberry emoji. I just think that, given the costs involved and the fact that most people's PINs don't contain the strawberry emoji, it wouldn't be worth the upheaval.
November 21, 2025 at 4:03 PM
One thing I'm vehemently opposed to is replacing the number 4 button on ATM keypads with a button for the strawberry emoji. I just think that, given the costs involved and the fact that most people's PINs don't contain the strawberry emoji, it wouldn't be worth the upheaval.
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wife: will you taste this dressing i made and tell me if it needs anything
me: *smacking lips* not enough islands
me: *smacking lips* not enough islands
November 20, 2025 at 12:25 AM
wife: will you taste this dressing i made and tell me if it needs anything
me: *smacking lips* not enough islands
me: *smacking lips* not enough islands
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The Sopranos was a popular TV show but with a few changes, I believe it could have been even more popular. Here are the changes I would make
November 18, 2025 at 7:39 PM
The Sopranos was a popular TV show but with a few changes, I believe it could have been even more popular. Here are the changes I would make
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there's an owl literally hooting outside, predictable much???
November 14, 2025 at 1:10 AM
there's an owl literally hooting outside, predictable much???
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I enjoy the TV show The Traitors. But I believe there are ways to make it even better. Here are my ideas:
November 12, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I enjoy the TV show The Traitors. But I believe there are ways to make it even better. Here are my ideas:
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I knew the first COP30 event after Dick Cheney's death would be hard but not this hard :( Can't stop imagining his excited face as he walks around doing his thing; decrying green energy, enriching himself at the expense of an inhabitable future and plotting more war crimes. He'd have been so happy 💔
November 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I knew the first COP30 event after Dick Cheney's death would be hard but not this hard :( Can't stop imagining his excited face as he walks around doing his thing; decrying green energy, enriching himself at the expense of an inhabitable future and plotting more war crimes. He'd have been so happy 💔
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GREAT day! Met some local youths outside the village shop who asked me to buy them a packet of cigarettes for use in “an anti-smoking billboard campaign” they're working on. I was happy to help! When I gave them the packet they ran to a nearby alley to get started. Good luck with the campaign, kids!
November 7, 2025 at 4:24 PM
GREAT day! Met some local youths outside the village shop who asked me to buy them a packet of cigarettes for use in “an anti-smoking billboard campaign” they're working on. I was happy to help! When I gave them the packet they ran to a nearby alley to get started. Good luck with the campaign, kids!
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If any of you ever wish to avoid attending an event but need an excuse to get out of it, please feel free to use me. Simply complete this form, give it to the person(s) inviting you to said event and you'll be in the clear 👍
November 2, 2025 at 3:04 PM
If any of you ever wish to avoid attending an event but need an excuse to get out of it, please feel free to use me. Simply complete this form, give it to the person(s) inviting you to said event and you'll be in the clear 👍
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I'm not taking criticism from a press that can't spell disgraceful. We like tarts in Devon. Especially fruity ones. #DevonWins
November 1, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I'm not taking criticism from a press that can't spell disgraceful. We like tarts in Devon. Especially fruity ones. #DevonWins
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If anyone's at a loose end tonight and wants to see something insane, check out the user manual for the Ebac E-Care+ AWM96D2-WH washing machine. I just found a punctuation error in the table of contents!! You don't see slip-ups like that every day!
October 29, 2025 at 7:35 PM
If anyone's at a loose end tonight and wants to see something insane, check out the user manual for the Ebac E-Care+ AWM96D2-WH washing machine. I just found a punctuation error in the table of contents!! You don't see slip-ups like that every day!
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Hope this doesn't inconvenience anyone but if any of you are thinking of dressing up for Halloween as the electrician who fixed my grandad's oven in 1986, please don't. I've recently learned that he passed away in 2013 so it would be a little disrespectful. Please choose a different costume instead.
October 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Hope this doesn't inconvenience anyone but if any of you are thinking of dressing up for Halloween as the electrician who fixed my grandad's oven in 1986, please don't. I've recently learned that he passed away in 2013 so it would be a little disrespectful. Please choose a different costume instead.
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Wasn't it great being young? Wish I'd noticed at the time.
October 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Wasn't it great being young? Wish I'd noticed at the time.
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Happy to report that I spoke with Tina recently and she's keeping well. There's serious talk of her adding a new wing to the wheelbarrow museum which would house wheelbarrows that have been pushed by minor Latvian celebrities.
October 26, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Happy to report that I spoke with Tina recently and she's keeping well. There's serious talk of her adding a new wing to the wheelbarrow museum which would house wheelbarrows that have been pushed by minor Latvian celebrities.
@sirmichael.bsky.social How is Tina Bobshaw these days?
October 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
@sirmichael.bsky.social How is Tina Bobshaw these days?
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@sirmichael.bsky.social, my crossword is broken!!
October 23, 2025 at 9:39 AM
@sirmichael.bsky.social, my crossword is broken!!
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Timesaving tip for any other filing cabinet enthusiasts out there:
If you're checking out pictures of filing cabinet on Google image search, don't bother scrolling past the 6,508th image. The filing cabinets pictured after that aren't as good, imo 👎
If you're checking out pictures of filing cabinet on Google image search, don't bother scrolling past the 6,508th image. The filing cabinets pictured after that aren't as good, imo 👎
October 21, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Timesaving tip for any other filing cabinet enthusiasts out there:
If you're checking out pictures of filing cabinet on Google image search, don't bother scrolling past the 6,508th image. The filing cabinets pictured after that aren't as good, imo 👎
If you're checking out pictures of filing cabinet on Google image search, don't bother scrolling past the 6,508th image. The filing cabinets pictured after that aren't as good, imo 👎