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I normally listen to the radio with the volume off just to be on the safe side.
November 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Also there should be a 10 button on automated ATM Machines.
November 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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You’ve come out saying you are opposed to replacing 4 with a strawberry emoji but have remained silent on the frankly more dangerous and hugely ill judged idea I’ve just had of replacing money in every forth atm transaction with a blast of flames. Surely safety comes first?
November 21, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Just sprinted to the park to register. The local youths seemed a bit surprised initially but quickly agreed to hold my PIN and passwords for free! Sometimes I think they're a little naive when it comes to business.
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Did you know that the local youths run a PIN database. Register with them and if you ever forget your PIN they've got you covered. They also do internet banking passcodes, or any financially-related passwords you might use. 👍
November 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Pam, you're a genius. I can't believe society hasn't thought of this before. It's the most effective and elegant solution to the blight of forgotten PINs that anyone could have ever hoped for.
November 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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I agree with you, Michael. I also think we should all have the same PIN, and it should be 1234. That way, if somebody forgets their PIN, somebody else could say "Oh, it's 1234, the same as mine".
November 21, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Also very clear that you are not in the pocket of #BigStrawberryEmoji
November 22, 2025 at 5:38 PM
An absolutely mad idea and I'm glad you gave come down hard on how bad it is.

Michael for ATM keypad design!
November 22, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I think to remove the tension from quiz shows, which can be unbearable, the host should give the contestants the answers.

In a stroke you gave a more relaxing show and contestants not scared of doing a gaffe answer.
November 20, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Showrunners choice! Rank Has Its Privileges #RHIP
November 13, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Michael for showrunner!

(I believe showrunners get to wear a hat with a big S on it)
November 13, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I heard they are starting an anti-alocohol campaign, they are asking for help at the off license.
November 8, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Uh oh. This means some of your PA skills might not be needed.
November 3, 2025 at 4:05 PM