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Ive Sorocuk @sirive.bsky.social · Jan 11
Announcing my next #ttrpg! The Diggables: Never Stop Powering Up.
Are you struggling with solo superheroing?
Do you lack the respect of your foes?
Are your powers unreliable or unpredictable?
Do you need help with the logistics side of things?
Would you like the help and support of fellow heroes?
Cover for the Ttrpg The Diggables: Never Stop Powering Up. Eight heroes are ready for action and at the bottom is Mr. President directing them to get to crime fighting.
sirive.bsky.social
My joke hack that I enjoy is to sincerely say dumb cliche lines that you only ever hear on tv and that’s what Haha You Clowns reminds me of (complimentary).
November 18, 2025 at 8:18 AM
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olddog.games
Blades '68:
Crews
A spread from Blades '68, showing the Militants crew type. Molotov cocktail, raised fist, riot police, a revolutionary in a beret and sunglasses, someone with a megaphone. A spread from Blades '68, showing the Hit Squad crew type. Silenced pistol, playing card, silhouette in crosshairs, suited figure putting on gloves, cigarette in ashtray A spread from Blades '68, showing the Dealers crew type. Lava lamp, LSD tabs, marble bust and stacks of cash, figure opening glowing briefcase, someone opening jacket to show watches. A spread from Blades '68, showing the Utopians crew type. Raised hand with eye in palm, goblet and candle, glowing floating silhouette, dot matrix print out, robed figures holding hands in circle, albino goat eye, and someone pushing a button on an ESP testing machine.
October 22, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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rj-palmer.com
This might be the most realistic portrayal of being an artist working for indecisive directors/leads I've ever seen on tv. Everyone needs to be watching The Chair Company.
November 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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emiliusdraws.bsky.social
#3157 A helpful tutorial
A digital drawing of one of those drawing tutorials that says 'don't do this, do this.' The drawing is of an almost naked middle-aged man doing a flying kick. The 'Don't do this' one has a bunch of areas circled and a cross under it. The 'Do this' one is exactly the same but without the circles and a tick instead of a cross. The text reads 'Needlessly adding red circles will ruin your art' and a smaller bit of text at the bottom reads 'Bonus tip! Add a tick under all your art so people think you did it right.'
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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drewtoothpaste.bsky.social
my novel VEINS is now available at drewtoothpaste.com and i'm including some excerpts here. it downloads as a PDF and it's $4.99
Veins by DREW I started doing slogans when I was 18. That's just a phrase you say to advertise someone's company. They're free to make, but they're worth a lot if you get the right one. For example, "It's cold. It's dessert. We call it ice cream." That works for any ice cream company. Or you can make a specific slogan like "Take a bite out of life. Apple Computer." The logo of Apple has a bite in it, so it's perfect. Every company needs a slogan so you remember them. Even regular things like lamps need a slogan. A lot of people probably think lamps are no big deal, but wait until it gets dark outside. Then you really appreciate them. A hundred years ago when it got dark, we would just have to go to bed, but not now. "Thanks, Lamps." That's a lamp slogan. "Don't live half your life in the shadows." That's another one they could use. In Finland, they only have sun half of the year, and they get depressed. It can happen to anyone. Companies like Apple or lamp companies can afford to spend money on slogans, because it's all profit. You don't need anything special to make a lamp. All you need is a lightbulb and a dream. Put quotes around that, because it's another great slogan. Bug spray is really expensive, so I tried to catch some spiders and put them in my apartment, to be natural predators. I only got 6 spiders, and after I put them under my bed, all they did was make spiderwebs. I had to pull all the spiderwebs I found (they are gross and make your apartment look dirty) but they kept making more every day. I got tired of pulling them, so I squashed the spiders I could find and looked on the internet to find other predators. When I searched online it said the main predator of bugs was lizards, but I didn't want to get them. Lizardwebs would be even worse (because they are bigger than spiders) and I didn't want to be sitting at home and have them stare at me with their dead eyes. You don't know if they are going to just snap and bite you, or s---- on your bed, because they don't have eyebrows, or emotions. I still don't like swimming. When I drive by the water park I start feeling nervous like someone's going to yell at me. They'll take my glasses, and they'll put me on the slide, and when I get to the bottom I can't find my glasses, and I'm cold, and my skin is poisoned. Swimming for me is like going to a store, and as soon as you walk in, they put a blindfold on you and spray Raid. Then, when you get back home, everyone tells you "I love that store."
November 17, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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kcg.bsky.social
thoughts on R. Crumb’s new book “Tales of Paranoia”
November 17, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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soyboy.bsky.social
I beg of you: please read the plot summary of this film

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Luc...
November 16, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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threadotweets.bsky.social
amelia elizalde @ameliaelizalde any two comedians over 50 interviewing each other: "when comedy works, there's a...joy to it." "mhmm. exactly. there's laughing."
February 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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hellocullen.bsky.social
if this scorsese saints show dowsnt give me st Sebastian getting absolutely bukkaked by arrows to layla i dont want it
November 16, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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seanthomason.bsky.social
I’ve seen enough. It is time to arrest Jeffrey Epstein.
November 14, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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garrykerls.bsky.social
wait, 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 Bill Clinton??
November 15, 2025 at 5:57 AM
sirive.bsky.social
I've been enjoying Dispatch this weekend and check this shit out:
November 15, 2025 at 7:53 AM
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lronmexico.bsky.social
(Texting the AI jesus this photo) lottery numbers or I send this to ur dad
November 15, 2025 at 2:28 AM
sirive.bsky.social
Watching the Scorsese doco and Alex had a laughing fit so bad that she had to lie down when this headline showed up. (Pixelation by me)
Newspaper headline about RFK assassination reads: GOD! NOT AGAIN!
November 15, 2025 at 12:06 AM
sirive.bsky.social
Just convinced my wife this is real.
November 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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dumbmike.bsky.social
Gonna take a little bluesky break - seven apes have wrung my neck. I would love to keep posting but every time I open the app I am strangled by over half a dozen wild eyed apes. They broke my neck back and forth with their powerful small hairy hands.
November 14, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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outonthemoors.bsky.social
When you don't have time for the full freakout
A packet of instant pasta called Quick Spirals
November 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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jessfink.bsky.social
Hey! I FINALLY have prints available of my work on InPrnt. They make high quality art prints, in case you were looking to give any of my work as a gift this season ✨https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/jessfink/
A screenshot of a storefront page on the website Inprnt featuring several illustrations by the artist available to purchase as art prints.
November 13, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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chaleurart.bsky.social
A 6 panel meme following the "open the gate" template: - They're reviving Vine - Open the gate - It's Jack Dorsey - Close the gate - He's banning AI content - Open the gate a little
November 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
sirive.bsky.social
I'm sorry NPR, but this desk is fucking massive.
November 13, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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ixnoah.live
In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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unburntwitch.com
We deserve a better class of criminal
My dog mid-crime, taking more salami than she was originally granted as a little treat
November 13, 2025 at 5:27 AM
sirive.bsky.social
I did a fucking spit take.
Benny Safdie is voicing Bowser jr
November 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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nedroid.com
True Tales of Dentistry
CAPTION: My first day as a dentist ME (removing tooth): And there we go! All done. ASSISTANT: Doctor, that was a load-bearing tooth (The patient's dead explodes, scattering teeth everywhere)
November 12, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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whitneytrettien.bsky.social
Holy shit, just learned about the typewriter art of Montserrat Alberich Escardívol, a Catalan typist. Using an extra wide typewriter and 180 color ribbons, she built up elaborate images from simple characters like 'm' and '.' and ';'. Here is her typewritten painting of the Cathedral of Barcelona.
Full-color image of the Cathedral of Barcelona, composed on a typewriter by Montserrat Alberich Escardívol. Image from WikiMedia.
November 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM