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Sara Cate 🍄 She/Her 🌲Portland, OR ☔️ A soft and rotten creature with internet access and ADHD 🐌 writer and poet (derogatory)✨ACAB 🐈 all my homies hate fascists, capitalism, and AI ✌🏻Buy my digital zine: https://papersnail.gumroad.com/
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Was watching old episodes of American Gladiators and found perhaps the greatest guy of all time
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“Minnesota, New York, California, Illinois and Colorado will be cut off from around $7 billion in funding for the Temporary Assistance for Needy Families program, which provides cash assistance to households with children, according to two people familiar with the matter.”

Monstrously cruel.
Health Dept. to Freeze $10 Billion in Funding to 5 Democratic States
www.nytimes.com
January 6, 2026 at 2:20 PM
I don’t even go here but I love this
Zohran just went out and fixed the Williamsburg Bridge bike entrance. Just did it. No faffing, no nonsense. Bam. Fixed.
January 6, 2026 at 8:12 PM
The big gruff bald cashier at the Plaid Pantry had a Labubu tattoo and I am just enthralled with that entirely
January 6, 2026 at 7:11 AM
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Update (boooo!):
That didn't last long.

"A few hours later, Hilton followed up with an updated statement, saying 'We have been in direct contact with the hotel, and they have apologized for the actions of their team, which was not in keeping with their policies...'"
Hilton Hotel That Refused DHS Reservations Backpedals
The hotel told 404 Media in a statement “We are in touch with the impacted guests to ensure they are accommodated.”
www.404media.co
January 6, 2026 at 12:56 AM
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Someone in my community needs an emergency urinary surgery for their cat, otherwise their cat might have to be put down.

They need $3,000 for the surgery and haven't gotten any donations yet. I was the first donor. Can someone match me?
Donate to Help us to fund Meechi’s emergency surgery, organized by Noah Foster
My name is Noah Foster, I am 23 years old, and I live in Athens Georgia. my gir… Noah Foster needs your support for Help us to fund Meechi’s emergency surgery
www.gofundme.com
December 29, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Mamdani been mayor for five minutes & is pulling up on slumlords, tearing up flooring himself, disgusted, and took the whole media with him.

He is HIM 😭
January 3, 2026 at 5:52 PM
This fucking sucks man
The Corporation for Public Broadcasting has been dissolved, ending its 58 years as the primary funder for PBS, NPR and local TV and radio stations
Corporation For Public Broadcasting Is Dissolved After 58 Years Of Service
www.huffpost.com
January 5, 2026 at 10:27 PM
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It’s hard to imagine better free advertising than this.

Hilton: 📈
January 5, 2026 at 9:29 PM
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I strongly feel that the difference between "I am making naked images of children" and "I have created a program that makes naked pictures of children when people ask it to" would not be as strongly apparent if it were not a billionaire doing it.
January 5, 2026 at 4:10 PM
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amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
January 5, 2026 at 6:50 AM
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It would be so cool if the United States Congress still existed.
January 4, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Every time I type some proprietary apple phrase like ‘live photo’ my iPhone automatically corrects it to be Properly Capitalized which makes me feel so gross. I always make it revert back. We are not doing Brand Acknowledgment in my texts, lads. Get outta here
January 4, 2026 at 6:21 PM
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as I find myself asking over and over again these days: "how is this legal?"
followed quickly by: "who the fuck is going to stop them, though?"
January 4, 2026 at 4:51 PM
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January 4, 2026 at 5:19 AM
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A shitpost so great Billy Joel actually heard about it
September 21, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
January 3, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Incredible no notes
Measles may have been spread at a Noah’s Ark-themed creationist museum in Kentucky earlier this week, the state’s health authority said.
Health Authorities Issue Measles Alert at Creationist Museum
In 2025, the U.S. had the most infections of the vaccine-preventable disease since 1992.
trib.al
January 3, 2026 at 10:05 PM
When I was 25 and working at a coffee shop across from UCI I got into an argument with this professor who was a regular who said he wouldn’t vote for Hillary because she was a ‘war hawk’. Turns out that guy was also a racist eugenist freak but I never forgot how crazy that made me feel to hear
January 3, 2026 at 9:59 PM
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I’m at Times Square, where an emergency “No War On Venezuela” protest just took to the street. Easily a thousand people here in real-feel 20°F weather.

“No more coups, no more wars, Venezuela’s not yours!”

“No boots on the ground no bombs in the air, U.S. out of everywhere!”
January 3, 2026 at 8:02 PM
The one thing that really does bring me a bit of comfort is that these people are even dumber than they are evil, and that WILL lead to their downfall. They’re ultimately too stupid to pull off their fascism to the fullest extent
January 3, 2026 at 9:54 PM
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Impeach, convict, remove.
January 3, 2026 at 8:07 PM
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me every single day
January 3, 2026 at 5:29 PM
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The man has been in office for 5 minutes and is ALREADY embarrassing the entire democratic establishment!
January 3, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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So @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social said in a press conference this morning that he called Trump directly to tell him he opposed his actions in Venezuela and his opposition to regime change.
January 3, 2026 at 8:47 PM
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2027 is going to be our year.
January 3, 2026 at 4:59 PM