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Sara Cate
@saracate.bsky.social
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Sara Cate 🍄 She/Her 🌲Portland, OR ☔️ A soft and rotten creature with internet access and ADHD 🐌 writer and poet (derogatory)✨ACAB 🐈 all my homies hate fascists, capitalism, and AI ✌🏻Buy my digital zine: https://papersnail.gumroad.com/
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Text in the Zohran Mamdani campaign style of blue background yellow words and red drop shadow but it says PRINGIES FOR THE ROOM
November 9, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Thank you, Charlie Chaplin film for the unexpected but much appreciated new reaction image
Picture of a tv screen in a dark room. The tv is just black with white letters that say “Awkward ass.” in slightly old timey font
October 29, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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The next AI video is gonna be of him riding a big turd cowboy style like the end of Dr. Strangelove
Screen grab of the end of Dr. Strangelove with the guy riding on the big bomb as it drops from the plane and waving his cowboy hat and hooting and hollering
October 19, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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I have to work today but I made a sign for my husband to take to the protest 🐸
A crude painting on a sign of the froggy chair from Animal Crossing, a green chair shaped like a frog with two eyes and smiling red mouth, with top black text ‘frogs against’ and bottom text in red ‘fascism’
October 18, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Child woke???? Not on MY watch
An empty paper form that reads: Infant Room Daily Note Parent/Guardian Section: Child's Name: Child Woke @ Additional Notes: Bottle Start Time: oz/mL drank Naps:
October 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Get you a husband who memeifies the dumb shit you say
An image of a beautiful autumn lane of red and golden fall foliage. The text on the upper left reads “I am so glad I live in a world where there is ibuprofen.” Bottom right text reads: “-my wife” (it’s me I’m the wife)
October 4, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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“I refused and said I wanted to go to Candy Apple Island instead.”
“Candy Apple Island? What do they got there?”
“Pedophiles. But they’re not so rich.”
Screenshot from the Treehouse of Horror where Homer is King Kong. Image is black and white and features Lenny, Carl, and some other guy climbing a ladder on a boat
September 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Anyway, happy Flat Fuck Friday, ya fuckin’ losers
A more zoomed in picture of said mackerel tabby highlighting the flat expanse of his huge cat ass
September 19, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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This cat has a beautiful cozy bed we made for him out of an old television and yet he still feels the need to lie on the wet garment I laid out in the bathtub to dry like a child in a broken home
Top down view of a silly mackerel tabby cat inside a bathtub lying on an orange towel with a wet grey shirt on it like it’s his comfy bed
September 19, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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The Internet was a mistake
Emotionally exhausted Miyazaki image from the ‘anime was a mistake’ meme. Middle-aged Japanese man with a white beard and mustache, his eyes are closed and his arms are above his head as he holds his glasses because he is just Done With It.
September 12, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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JD spotted 🙌🏻
Picture from the Labor Day protest in Portland, OR, many people are marching across a bridge holding signs, one of the signs is just an image of the weird bald JD Vance meme with a blue background
September 1, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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The fascism draws ever closer (no more Hallway Time for Jack 😔)
Screenshot of email from building g manager: Cat Outside of Unit Inbox Hello Sara and Tyler, We are just reaching out because a neighbor let us know that they believe your cat is often outside of your unit in the hallway, which can cause issues with their cat through the door. If this is your cat, could y'all just make sure he stays inside moving forward? Thank you! Onsite Resident Managers
August 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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My neighbor cat buddy had company over today! I think he lives under the house lol
A brownish long haired cat lying on the second to top wooden step of a nice old blue house, looking at a raccoon that is standing nearby at the other end of the porch in the late afternoon
August 21, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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The early 2000’s were a mess for home decor in general but this is utterly incomprehensible
Screenshot of an HGTV home decor show where they put mismatched office chairs around a sawhorse dining room table????? And it says ‘After’ on screen because this is the after and not the before of some college kid’s house who found a bunch of free office chairs on the side of the road??? The two criminals responsible for this travesty of interior design standing inside the scene of the crime. A white lady and a white man with white hair in all black having a conversation next to the dining room table that is surrounded by office chairs and no it’s not a joke they did this on purpose they put actual office chairs at the dining room table
August 18, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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We’ve been watching early 2000’s episodes of HGTV home decor shows and our mouths absolutely dropped to the floor when we saw this unhinged remodel
August 18, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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furby hancock tweet: waiter: so how is everything? me: great! waiter: (disgusted) even war?
July 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Recently saved the dumbest reaction meme and happy to announce it is perfect for this skeet
Really shitty crispy JPEG meme of a dachshund with a horrible smile and a tuxedo with the meme text CEMENT DAS CONK CREET BAYBEE
July 26, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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The copywriting in these scam texts I get every morning is getting better and better, but they fumbled it at the end with the steaks for July 4th. (Also the fact that I’ve never shopped at a Safeway but whatever)
A screenshot of a text message with an image of a hamburger and hotdogs and watermelon on a picnic table outside, with a graphic that says hot deals. The text part underneath says “Safeway: Fire up the deals (& the grill) this 4th! - Get steaks, sides & more - all in one place Hurry in for all your BBQ needs” with a bogus link they want you to click at the bottom
July 1, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Anton Ego from the movie Ratatouille
June 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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This window cat in my neighborhood is an actual angel from heaven
Picture of a white cat in a white fuzzy ledge bed next to the window, she is lying down and has one blue eye and one green eye. She is looking at the camera sweetly and has a pink nose. I worship her
June 18, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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Important discourse with my Italian father. I didn’t know until recently that ziti isn’t the same as rigatoni but I know now that it’s very mid as far as pasta shapes go
A screenshot of a text I sent my dad: On my lunch eating at the pasta place and I'm finally eating actual ziti....vastly inferior to rigatoni....where are the ridges for the sauce to cling to!!! Too smooth and slippery
May 16, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Badfinger looks like a nonbinary Strokes cover band
A sepia photo of the band Badfinger, four late 1960’s white kids with crazy hair that looks like wigs.Two are flipping off the camera and smiling, and the other is doing some other weird hand gesture thing and smiling, and the forth is looking sullenly at the camera
May 11, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Don’t forget DashCon!!!
An image of a sad empty convention hall with beige walls and concrete floor with a small blue half deflated ball pit sitting in the foreground with some colorful plastic balls inside.
May 7, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Argentinian Megamind
The ‘no bitches?’ meme of Megamind, a blue guy with a big head, as seen through a door peephole looking sad
April 26, 2025 at 7:43 AM
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Do we really need to have a social function on eBay????Can’t a website do one thing well instead of 10 things badly that no one even wants anyway?
A screenshot of some kind of eBay live streaming Reels type function on the eBay app
April 17, 2025 at 7:50 PM