phil redmon
@tartpop.com
a decent beast, under construction.
guitars and drawing and pinball and gym and birds and jokes.
guitars and drawing and pinball and gym and birds and jokes.
sliced off some xmas bonus for a couple records, just noticed the similar theme
December 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
sliced off some xmas bonus for a couple records, just noticed the similar theme
shout out to golden harvest
shout out to unique thrift
shout out to unique thrift
December 20, 2025 at 8:29 AM
shout out to golden harvest
shout out to unique thrift
shout out to unique thrift
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“Nice New Outfit” is the most Sonic Youth Fugazi song. Stay tuned for updates on the most Fugazi Sonic Youth song.
December 19, 2025 at 11:39 PM
“Nice New Outfit” is the most Sonic Youth Fugazi song. Stay tuned for updates on the most Fugazi Sonic Youth song.
The Ruths The Chris Steakhouse
December 19, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The Ruths The Chris Steakhouse
day after crimbo the comic shop having half off back issue sale, gotta try remember go get those excaliburs ok
December 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
day after crimbo the comic shop having half off back issue sale, gotta try remember go get those excaliburs ok
man, shit is so incredibly batshit fuckin' bonkers fucked up i MIGHT AS WELL call my mother!
December 18, 2025 at 8:04 PM
man, shit is so incredibly batshit fuckin' bonkers fucked up i MIGHT AS WELL call my mother!
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My response to anything over the next two weeks
December 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
My response to anything over the next two weeks
“mountain dew is a cheeto food, not a burger food”
-daughter
-daughter
December 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
“mountain dew is a cheeto food, not a burger food”
-daughter
-daughter
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Imagine being the first person to figure out tabbouleh. Imagine a world where there is no tabbouleh and you make it for the first time. There should be statues to this person. There should be airports and museums named after them.
December 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Imagine being the first person to figure out tabbouleh. Imagine a world where there is no tabbouleh and you make it for the first time. There should be statues to this person. There should be airports and museums named after them.
if there's a downside to eatin' food i don't wanna know about it
December 11, 2025 at 9:35 PM
if there's a downside to eatin' food i don't wanna know about it
if my name was Ron i’d answer the phone “You got Ron number”
it’d be fine
it’d be fine
December 11, 2025 at 3:19 AM
if my name was Ron i’d answer the phone “You got Ron number”
it’d be fine
it’d be fine
when they were handing out leg
i musta heard egg
i said “gimme two”
i musta heard egg
i said “gimme two”
December 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
when they were handing out leg
i musta heard egg
i said “gimme two”
i musta heard egg
i said “gimme two”
costco bitcoin hit different
December 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
costco bitcoin hit different
remember when it first came out it was called Laughing Taughing
December 11, 2025 at 12:33 AM
remember when it first came out it was called Laughing Taughing
my daughter is having lunch right now at the Underground After-After-Hours Club from monday night!
December 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
my daughter is having lunch right now at the Underground After-After-Hours Club from monday night!
Quarter-cup? Half teaspoon?
Why so prescriptive, cookbooks!
Th' real measures are:
•squinch
•pinch
•dash
•dollop
•handful
£wodge
•heapin' handful
•heapin' helpin' handful
•the whole thing of
Why so prescriptive, cookbooks!
Th' real measures are:
•squinch
•pinch
•dash
•dollop
•handful
£wodge
•heapin' handful
•heapin' helpin' handful
•the whole thing of
December 9, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Quarter-cup? Half teaspoon?
Why so prescriptive, cookbooks!
Th' real measures are:
•squinch
•pinch
•dash
•dollop
•handful
£wodge
•heapin' handful
•heapin' helpin' handful
•the whole thing of
Why so prescriptive, cookbooks!
Th' real measures are:
•squinch
•pinch
•dash
•dollop
•handful
£wodge
•heapin' handful
•heapin' helpin' handful
•the whole thing of
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This commercial for French's Mustard from 1987 is equal parts charming and also kinda unsettling, but what strikes me is the work that went into the absolutely delightful puppetry and practical effects for a *mustard commercial*!! Imagine that today??
May 8, 2025 at 11:58 AM
This commercial for French's Mustard from 1987 is equal parts charming and also kinda unsettling, but what strikes me is the work that went into the absolutely delightful puppetry and practical effects for a *mustard commercial*!! Imagine that today??
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y'all have got to start making 'zines . I don't care if they're bad. Sometimes it's better if they are. I just need everyone who reads this to make a 'zine.
December 7, 2025 at 12:54 AM
y'all have got to start making 'zines . I don't care if they're bad. Sometimes it's better if they are. I just need everyone who reads this to make a 'zine.
one serving of eggs is two eggs.
“eggs” is plural, meaning two egg.
one serving of eggs is four egg.
“eggs” is plural, meaning two egg.
one serving of eggs is four egg.
December 6, 2025 at 8:53 PM
one serving of eggs is two eggs.
“eggs” is plural, meaning two egg.
one serving of eggs is four egg.
“eggs” is plural, meaning two egg.
one serving of eggs is four egg.
why didn’t i heat?
my deviled eggs?
up?
my daughter asks?
my deviled eggs?
up?
my daughter asks?
December 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
why didn’t i heat?
my deviled eggs?
up?
my daughter asks?
my deviled eggs?
up?
my daughter asks?
welp, now i am become Funzo, destroyer of worlds
December 2, 2025 at 11:09 PM
welp, now i am become Funzo, destroyer of worlds
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It’s a Christmas miracle!
My son came home with a recorder!
Oh joy!
My son came home with a recorder!
Oh joy!
December 1, 2025 at 11:03 PM
It’s a Christmas miracle!
My son came home with a recorder!
Oh joy!
My son came home with a recorder!
Oh joy!