sim
@simienne.bsky.social
queer, chronically ill cat dad to gideon and harrow. occasional web designer and lesfic copyeditor. ttrpg player and sometime host of twitch.tv/fortheroles
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sorry i keep disappearing i’m depressed and it will absolutely keep happening
February 19, 2026 at 11:06 PM
sorry i keep disappearing i’m depressed and it will absolutely keep happening
my usual car place has switched to an entirely app driven experience where i have to schedule an appt and order parts ahead of time and can’t cancel any of that within the app and now that im finally at my appt for my flat tire it’s taking them over an hour and a half to change it. love the future
February 17, 2026 at 4:13 PM
my usual car place has switched to an entirely app driven experience where i have to schedule an appt and order parts ahead of time and can’t cancel any of that within the app and now that im finally at my appt for my flat tire it’s taking them over an hour and a half to change it. love the future
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[the dial in my head switches from Regular anxiety to Being Around People anxiety] uh oh, better put my hands in my pockets
November 14, 2023 at 6:43 PM
[the dial in my head switches from Regular anxiety to Being Around People anxiety] uh oh, better put my hands in my pockets
i have never in my life wanted a mullet or even remotely liked them even on hot people but last week a cute girl im not even into said id look good with a mullet so here i am, getting a mullet. cute girls are so powerful when you’re gay
February 17, 2026 at 3:44 PM
i have never in my life wanted a mullet or even remotely liked them even on hot people but last week a cute girl im not even into said id look good with a mullet so here i am, getting a mullet. cute girls are so powerful when you’re gay
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Second base is when we work a jigsaw puzzle and hold hands while wearing matching sweaters
February 13, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Second base is when we work a jigsaw puzzle and hold hands while wearing matching sweaters
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Me at 20: I’ll have it all figured out by the time I’m 40.
Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store
Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store
February 13, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Me at 20: I’ll have it all figured out by the time I’m 40.
Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store
Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store
[meeting someone with a pride trinket]
oh I’m lgbtq!
[checks reaction]
yeah I’m bi
[checks reaction]
or pan really lol
[checks reaction]
well demiace so it’s more panromantic
[checks reaction]
yeah im married but we’re poly so
[checks reaction]
and use she/he
[checks reaction]
oh I’m lgbtq!
[checks reaction]
yeah I’m bi
[checks reaction]
or pan really lol
[checks reaction]
well demiace so it’s more panromantic
[checks reaction]
yeah im married but we’re poly so
[checks reaction]
and use she/he
[checks reaction]
February 12, 2026 at 10:34 PM
[meeting someone with a pride trinket]
oh I’m lgbtq!
[checks reaction]
yeah I’m bi
[checks reaction]
or pan really lol
[checks reaction]
well demiace so it’s more panromantic
[checks reaction]
yeah im married but we’re poly so
[checks reaction]
and use she/he
[checks reaction]
oh I’m lgbtq!
[checks reaction]
yeah I’m bi
[checks reaction]
or pan really lol
[checks reaction]
well demiace so it’s more panromantic
[checks reaction]
yeah im married but we’re poly so
[checks reaction]
and use she/he
[checks reaction]
when my niece found out about gay people she got upset because SHE wanted to have two dads
4 year old: “why are some families two dads”
me: “sometimes two boys fall in love and decide to start a family”
4: “and how many cars do they have”
me: “what”
4: “does a family with two dads have just one car like us or do they have two cars”
me: “sometimes two boys fall in love and decide to start a family”
4: “and how many cars do they have”
me: “what”
4: “does a family with two dads have just one car like us or do they have two cars”
February 11, 2026 at 5:24 PM
when my niece found out about gay people she got upset because SHE wanted to have two dads
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sometimes, if you’re up early enough, you can hear them turn the birds on
February 11, 2026 at 9:27 AM
sometimes, if you’re up early enough, you can hear them turn the birds on
it’s not easy to see the ways the world changes you bc most of those happen slowly over time but it’s wild over 19y together how much capitalism has crushed my partner’s spirit. i love him dearly and wish he could have stayed doing theatre things forever instead of making rent. we all deserve that
February 11, 2026 at 1:05 PM
it’s not easy to see the ways the world changes you bc most of those happen slowly over time but it’s wild over 19y together how much capitalism has crushed my partner’s spirit. i love him dearly and wish he could have stayed doing theatre things forever instead of making rent. we all deserve that
the macro of human existence has always had and will always have an unconscionable amount of horrors daily but for most of our history you’d only know about the hundred or so guys closest to you. helping a neighbor is helping humanity at the highest level most ppl can affect and that’s meaningful!!
February 10, 2026 at 2:14 PM
the macro of human existence has always had and will always have an unconscionable amount of horrors daily but for most of our history you’d only know about the hundred or so guys closest to you. helping a neighbor is helping humanity at the highest level most ppl can affect and that’s meaningful!!
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Need a wrinkly bag for your thoughts? Try a brain™️.
February 6, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Need a wrinkly bag for your thoughts? Try a brain™️.
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just tried out "making a healthy choice" in order to "improve the quality of my life" and it's dumb, hate it, can not believe some of you live this way all the time
February 6, 2026 at 4:30 PM
just tried out "making a healthy choice" in order to "improve the quality of my life" and it's dumb, hate it, can not believe some of you live this way all the time
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[me in the kitchen]
*makes a small thump noise*
[my dogs in the living room]
TO WAR WE GO
*makes a small thump noise*
[my dogs in the living room]
TO WAR WE GO
February 5, 2026 at 6:18 PM
[me in the kitchen]
*makes a small thump noise*
[my dogs in the living room]
TO WAR WE GO
*makes a small thump noise*
[my dogs in the living room]
TO WAR WE GO
getting older/having a health crisis is wild bc i used to aspire to things like writing a novel or getting back into theatre and now i just aspire to being able to wear normal underwear again at some point in my life
February 5, 2026 at 3:04 AM
getting older/having a health crisis is wild bc i used to aspire to things like writing a novel or getting back into theatre and now i just aspire to being able to wear normal underwear again at some point in my life
breaking into my childhood home and dancing in a frilly pink dress on the landing to heaven is a place on earth like I did in 1992 would fix me
February 4, 2026 at 2:23 AM
breaking into my childhood home and dancing in a frilly pink dress on the landing to heaven is a place on earth like I did in 1992 would fix me
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There should be a job where you are a tiny 3 inch tall naked man in the forest who drinks dewdrops off leaves
February 25, 2024 at 1:43 AM
There should be a job where you are a tiny 3 inch tall naked man in the forest who drinks dewdrops off leaves
when mámä is home from work
February 4, 2026 at 1:53 AM
when mámä is home from work
just found out chips ahoy makes gluten free chewy cookies. they were my favorite as a kid and the gf version holds up. real hell yeah hours over here
February 3, 2026 at 1:41 AM
just found out chips ahoy makes gluten free chewy cookies. they were my favorite as a kid and the gf version holds up. real hell yeah hours over here
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Never talk to strangers on the internet. You run the very dangerous risk of them living too far away and being way cooler than people in your area.
June 28, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Never talk to strangers on the internet. You run the very dangerous risk of them living too far away and being way cooler than people in your area.
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i love getting lulled into a sense of security. unless it's false
February 2, 2026 at 10:35 AM
i love getting lulled into a sense of security. unless it's false
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imagine going back in time to ancient greece and you meet a guy named jason
February 2, 2026 at 2:28 AM
imagine going back in time to ancient greece and you meet a guy named jason
I am being Observed (Harrow edition)
January 30, 2026 at 3:44 AM
I am being Observed (Harrow edition)
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my husband has once again become ensorcelled so now i have to drive down to the wizard tower at 12:45am to pick him up. yes i have to work in the morning
April 24, 2024 at 1:44 AM
my husband has once again become ensorcelled so now i have to drive down to the wizard tower at 12:45am to pick him up. yes i have to work in the morning