Del Jay
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I have an actual college degree in movies.
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https://shrecknet.substack.com
I have an actual college degree in movies.
he/him, Durhamite, Goon, Hostile to AI (I will never address a clanker)
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I can't explain it any further, but one of my most-deeply held beliefs is "the Spikeback model from Dinosaurs! is actually character actor Kurt Fuller"
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"We will not let his death be in vain. I promise you, we will continue doing the work of Curtis or whoever"
February 12, 2026 at 12:07 AM
"We will not let his death be in vain. I promise you, we will continue doing the work of Curtis or whoever"
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Valentine's cards used to be fucking brutal lmao
February 11, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Valentine's cards used to be fucking brutal lmao
I think what a lot of the @a24movies.bsky.social "it's about trauma!" elevated #horror misses is that you can have a movie that's about your own insecurities and how you have to "slay your inner critic" and also contain a wet-ass puppet and fucked-up body horror.
Appendage (Full Short) | Bite Size Halloween | Huluween | Hulu
YouTube video by Hulu
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February 11, 2026 at 2:48 AM
I think what a lot of the @a24movies.bsky.social "it's about trauma!" elevated #horror misses is that you can have a movie that's about your own insecurities and how you have to "slay your inner critic" and also contain a wet-ass puppet and fucked-up body horror.
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They still can cook on X The Everything App
February 11, 2026 at 12:22 AM
They still can cook on X The Everything App
HARVEST BROOD by Joe Meredith is the epitome of "the movie ain't about what it's about;" read on to see why the year's goriest SOV effort is more than just karo syrup and red dye:
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Harvest Brood (2025)
Nostalgia for the Mud
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February 10, 2026 at 2:52 PM
HARVEST BROOD by Joe Meredith is the epitome of "the movie ain't about what it's about;" read on to see why the year's goriest SOV effort is more than just karo syrup and red dye:
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substack.com/@shrecknet/n...
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11 years ago, the Seahawks lost the Super Bowl on an insane goal line interception that opened a vortex to the McDonald’s Nazi hell we’ve lived in since. Tonight, with the Patriots defeat, we usher in the age of Woke 2
February 9, 2026 at 3:26 AM
11 years ago, the Seahawks lost the Super Bowl on an insane goal line interception that opened a vortex to the McDonald’s Nazi hell we’ve lived in since. Tonight, with the Patriots defeat, we usher in the age of Woke 2
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I have been informed that when high school kids are asked a question on the spot in class, it’s a verbal meme to say “counting or not counting gang violence?”
February 9, 2026 at 3:19 AM
I have been informed that when high school kids are asked a question on the spot in class, it’s a verbal meme to say “counting or not counting gang violence?”
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Apparently the zombocom domain expired yesterday and was presumably bought out by some other jackass who launched this vibe-coded IMPOSTOR
February 8, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Apparently the zombocom domain expired yesterday and was presumably bought out by some other jackass who launched this vibe-coded IMPOSTOR
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Macbeth: SHIT
February 9, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Macbeth: SHIT
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This cartoon has been rejected so much by so many magazines
January 25, 2026 at 7:41 PM
This cartoon has been rejected so much by so many magazines
Drop a poster of one of your favorite horror movies from the year (2009)
#horrorsky #filmsky #moviesky
(one mainstream, one obscure. Please watch REYKJAVIK WHALE WATCHING MASSACRE. There's a Bjork needledrop.)
#horrorsky #filmsky #moviesky
(one mainstream, one obscure. Please watch REYKJAVIK WHALE WATCHING MASSACRE. There's a Bjork needledrop.)
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Drop a poster of one of your favorite horror movies from the year (2009)
#horrorsky #filmsky #moviesky
(one mainstream, one obscure. Please watch REYKJAVIK WHALE WATCHING MASSACRE. There's a Bjork needledrop.)
#horrorsky #filmsky #moviesky
(one mainstream, one obscure. Please watch REYKJAVIK WHALE WATCHING MASSACRE. There's a Bjork needledrop.)
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Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Oh, you don't have to be nice to me. I'm just a technician."
"Oh, you don't have to be nice to me. I'm just a technician."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
Yelling at my ringing phone before answering it in my professional voice: "What the hell could you possibly want???"
Yelling at my ringing phone before answering it in my professional voice: "What the hell could you possibly want???"
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Would one of you maroons please pre-specify the acceptance criteria? Thanks."
"Would one of you maroons please pre-specify the acceptance criteria? Thanks."
February 8, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Oh, you don't have to be nice to me. I'm just a technician."
"Oh, you don't have to be nice to me. I'm just a technician."
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GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Déjà Vu is a weird movie from a weird time when America was all-in on "an omniscient surveillance state would be good and the government should have one" while still doing peep-hole "Spring Break at Sex Times High" antics
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February 7, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Déjà Vu is a weird movie from a weird time when America was all-in on "an omniscient surveillance state would be good and the government should have one" while still doing peep-hole "Spring Break at Sex Times High" antics
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If you see this, post a character that starts with D.
February 6, 2026 at 4:29 AM
If you see this, post a character that starts with D.
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BELLA INNOCENT! FREE HER!
February 5, 2026 at 4:38 PM
BELLA INNOCENT! FREE HER!
SEND HELP (2026)
Welcome Back, Sam
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February 5, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Pitch a movie with just the actor & the director.
February 5, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Pitch a movie with just the actor & the director.
Wrote about the copagandha franchise that uncritically presents Bad Boys as good boys:
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February 3, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Wrote about the copagandha franchise that uncritically presents Bad Boys as good boys:
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We need more billionaires to become Mansa Musa-pilled. Just travel and drop unthinkable amounts of money on bullshit because you can.
further, the primary *reason* i think about it is because they never shut the fuck up about it. congratulations, you won, you will never have another material want you can’t satisfy for the rest of your life, at least have the fucking grace to enjoy it without whining that it isn’t enough
February 2, 2026 at 6:53 PM
We need more billionaires to become Mansa Musa-pilled. Just travel and drop unthinkable amounts of money on bullshit because you can.
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ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
June 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import