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I have an actual college degree in movies.
he/him, Durhamite, Goon, Hostile to AI (I will never address a clanker)
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Show me how your 2025 went:
Happy Life Day to each and every one!
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Elon wants to be Lowtax so bad and I also want him to be Lowtax but in a different way
December 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
#Breaking : new OBAMA ULTRACLASS superHeavy Dreadnaught-Destroyer class announced!
December 22, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Show me how your 2025 went:
December 22, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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peace was never an option @househouse.bsky.social @mtgarena.com
March 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
asking @cactrot.bsky.social : did you get your Porsche X SMEG toaster from Williams-Sonoma yet?

defector.com/the-2025-hat...
December 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
PREDATOR: BADLANDS is easily the best movie of 2025 and the first time in 3 years that I went to go see a movie in theaters twice (RRR was the last time)
December 17, 2025 at 12:28 AM
2026 is gonna be my year
December 16, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I always thought the "Nazi Punk Bar" story was more allegorical than real, but damned if it didn't play out exactly like the fable over on X (the everything app!)
What this underscores is a fundamental truth that while none of the rest of us need supremacists in our spaces, and are just fine without them, supremacists need the rest of us or they collapse against each other. Without them we're fine. Without us they've got nothing.
Elon's little serfs are quite literally begging journalists to come back because every publicly available source of data shows people have fled the platform and young people won't use it.

They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
December 15, 2025 at 2:18 PM
new #SWU Comprehensive Event Rules are out:

| section 2.3.1: "actively encouraged with the enthusiastic consent of all participants."

why is language from the #kink community bleeding into my space wizard card game? It's not a bad thing, just wanna know who in OP is a freak in the sheets
December 15, 2025 at 12:41 PM
"Counting or not counting crumb viol--"
December 15, 2025 at 12:20 PM
1. OFFICE SPACE
2. AIRPLANE
3. HELLZAPOPPIN'
4. MP & HOLY GRAIL
5. HALF-BAKED (apologies to @nealbrennan.bsky.social but I saw it when I was 17 and the jokes are seared into me & my friend's brains, it's not as good as the other four but to me, it is perfect)
was recently asked my favorite comedies, which is a good question, and I'm not sure the answer. I think Big Lebowski is probably number 1, but after that, idk? Monty Python and the Holy Grail and Best in Show were the other two that came to mind. So let's hear your faves
December 13, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Our highest-paid batter making 1/20th of what Aaron Judge makes is probably a bad sign.
Christopher Morel is getting $2 million from the Marlins.

Highest-paid hitter on the 2026 team for now, barring other signings, trades or extensions (everybody else is pre-arb eligible).
Marlins in agreement with free agent Christopher Morel on 1-year deal
Former Tampa Bay Ray Christopher Morel will stay in the state of Florida. He's the first major league free agent signing of the offseason for the Marlins.
fishonfirst.com
December 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
DRIVE (2011, dir. Nicholas Wendig Refn)
All your problems in life can be fixed by a cool jacket
December 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
This could be every month of every year, if we only had the courage like George Eastman did

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interna...
December 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
An expansive read of that pardon implies that any and all crimes committed in the District of Columbia on Jan 6, 2021 are null and void, whether or not they were related to the Capitol attack

Trump has retroactively enacted The Purge
Trump may have accidentally pardoned the pipe bomb guy?
December 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Merry Christmas #horror #Pearl
December 4, 2025 at 3:07 PM
less movies about the fear of trauma taking over your life manifesting as giant snakes, more movies about the fundamental fear of being chased by a real giant snake imo
December 4, 2025 at 2:58 PM
My pitch for a THE BLOB remake would be 'take advantage of how non-horror people don't really know the '88 version'. Cast a bunch of likable comedians: Bill Hader, Charlie Day etc, shoot the trailer like a goofy send-up of the 50s original, then kill them all as graphically and horribly as possible
December 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Edgar Allen Poe was from Baltimore so when you think of him describing the terrors in his mind, make sure to do it in Stavros Halkias's voice.
January 24, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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December 2, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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John and Yoko.
December 1, 2025 at 3:15 PM
This might be the first time I have QT'd someone and said "doing the Lord's work" and not meant it ironically. Motion Smoothing is a pox on televisions.
Staying in a lot of hotels on tour, I started carrying a universal remote in my suitcase and I bookmarked the various codes/tricks to disable hospitality mode on the hotel room TVs so I could get into the settings and turn off the motion smoothing, no matter how hard they try to keep me out.
the only time i ever gave back to my community (cinephile dorks whose parents claim they can't see it but we suspect are messing with us a little)
November 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM