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Gillennial.
Our Flag Means Daddy Gang.
🦪₵Ⱡł₮ ₵ɄⱠ₮🦪 Leader.
THE FIRST PRIDE WAS A RIOT
Gillennial.
Our Flag Means Daddy Gang.
🦪₵Ⱡł₮ ₵ɄⱠ₮🦪 Leader.
THE FIRST PRIDE WAS A RIOT
Pinned
IMPORTANT REMINDER:
If you suddenly and without warning get a case of the Bad Brain, you're probably about to get your period.
Your friends and partners love you.
You are smart and capable. You're doing a good job.
The weight of the world is not on your shoulders.
You will not always feel this bad.
If you suddenly and without warning get a case of the Bad Brain, you're probably about to get your period.
Your friends and partners love you.
You are smart and capable. You're doing a good job.
The weight of the world is not on your shoulders.
You will not always feel this bad.
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You could win this hoop!
Enter the raffle by midnight EST 11/15 by donating $5 to support food security for Indigenous communities
Entry form with all details here:
tinyurl.com/4f6n8txf
Please repost :)
#ofmd
#ofmdfanart
#OurFlagMeansDeath
Enter the raffle by midnight EST 11/15 by donating $5 to support food security for Indigenous communities
Entry form with all details here:
tinyurl.com/4f6n8txf
Please repost :)
#ofmd
#ofmdfanart
#OurFlagMeansDeath
“Sir Godfrey Thornrose…even the name’s annoying”
We love a passive aggressive Queen
🩵 🌼🍴🔥
We love a passive aggressive Queen
🩵 🌼🍴🔥
November 14, 2025 at 2:45 PM
You could win this hoop!
Enter the raffle by midnight EST 11/15 by donating $5 to support food security for Indigenous communities
Entry form with all details here:
tinyurl.com/4f6n8txf
Please repost :)
#ofmd
#ofmdfanart
#OurFlagMeansDeath
Enter the raffle by midnight EST 11/15 by donating $5 to support food security for Indigenous communities
Entry form with all details here:
tinyurl.com/4f6n8txf
Please repost :)
#ofmd
#ofmdfanart
#OurFlagMeansDeath
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crazy
IG em_clarkson
IG em_clarkson
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
crazy
IG em_clarkson
IG em_clarkson
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Our dates are officially CONFIRMED, deposit paid! Make your plans!
We'll be screening both seasons of OFMD over two days at The Grand Cinema in Tacoma, WA.
MARCH 9-10, 2026 (that's the Monday and Tuesday after ECCC)
8AM-1PM
Suggested cost per person: $35 (covers both days)
More info 👇
We'll be screening both seasons of OFMD over two days at The Grand Cinema in Tacoma, WA.
MARCH 9-10, 2026 (that's the Monday and Tuesday after ECCC)
8AM-1PM
Suggested cost per person: $35 (covers both days)
More info 👇
November 14, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Our dates are officially CONFIRMED, deposit paid! Make your plans!
We'll be screening both seasons of OFMD over two days at The Grand Cinema in Tacoma, WA.
MARCH 9-10, 2026 (that's the Monday and Tuesday after ECCC)
8AM-1PM
Suggested cost per person: $35 (covers both days)
More info 👇
We'll be screening both seasons of OFMD over two days at The Grand Cinema in Tacoma, WA.
MARCH 9-10, 2026 (that's the Monday and Tuesday after ECCC)
8AM-1PM
Suggested cost per person: $35 (covers both days)
More info 👇
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Please consider helping out a friend with a sweet lil guy who needs surgery 💙
It’s me. I’m one of the friends… If you can help, that would be great, but since I know we’re all struggling, even a share does something. I hate that we’re having to ask for help again…
www.gofundme.com/f/help-buda-...
www.gofundme.com/f/help-buda-...
Donate to Help Buda Get his swagger back, organized by Shawn Zeiger
Hey, everyone. My friends have found themselves in a difficult position and really ne… Shawn Zeiger needs your support for Help Buda Get his swagger back
www.gofundme.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Please consider helping out a friend with a sweet lil guy who needs surgery 💙
get to know your moots - list 10 random things you like:
-When cats go "brrrp?"
-Playing mermaids
-Novelty/gimmick items
-Thunderstorms (without fires)
-Pistachios
-Vintage furniture/decor
-Saying the exact thing people need to hear
-Drag
-Gifts (giving & receiving)
-Being the exception to a rule
-When cats go "brrrp?"
-Playing mermaids
-Novelty/gimmick items
-Thunderstorms (without fires)
-Pistachios
-Vintage furniture/decor
-Saying the exact thing people need to hear
-Drag
-Gifts (giving & receiving)
-Being the exception to a rule
get to know your mutuals - list 10 random things you like:
peperomia plants
the smell of cat feet
when stores have cute frivolous merch
going barefoot
carbonated coffee
Rachmaninov
touching the tips of Mexican bush sage when I walk by it
dried mango
aquaphor as lip balm
peperomia plants
the smell of cat feet
when stores have cute frivolous merch
going barefoot
carbonated coffee
Rachmaninov
touching the tips of Mexican bush sage when I walk by it
dried mango
aquaphor as lip balm
get to know your mutuals - list 10 random things you like:
gradient yarn
black licorice
classical music played on electric guitars
supernatural horror movies
popcorn with nacho cheese seasoning
the smiths
cold brew coffee
ice breakers bubble gum
standard transmissions
the smell of zippo lighters
gradient yarn
black licorice
classical music played on electric guitars
supernatural horror movies
popcorn with nacho cheese seasoning
the smiths
cold brew coffee
ice breakers bubble gum
standard transmissions
the smell of zippo lighters
November 13, 2025 at 6:49 PM
get to know your moots - list 10 random things you like:
-When cats go "brrrp?"
-Playing mermaids
-Novelty/gimmick items
-Thunderstorms (without fires)
-Pistachios
-Vintage furniture/decor
-Saying the exact thing people need to hear
-Drag
-Gifts (giving & receiving)
-Being the exception to a rule
-When cats go "brrrp?"
-Playing mermaids
-Novelty/gimmick items
-Thunderstorms (without fires)
-Pistachios
-Vintage furniture/decor
-Saying the exact thing people need to hear
-Drag
-Gifts (giving & receiving)
-Being the exception to a rule
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Goon a movie?
Goonstruck.
Goonstruck.
Goon a movie?
Goon Morning Vietnam
Goon Morning Vietnam
Goon a movie?
High Goon
High Goon
November 13, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Goon a movie?
Goonstruck.
Goonstruck.
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Baby pigeon mystery.
My pigeon book is here: www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/rosem...
My pigeon book is here: www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/rosem...
November 11, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Baby pigeon mystery.
My pigeon book is here: www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/rosem...
My pigeon book is here: www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/rosem...
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POND WATER (a text from my mum, that I have turned into a poem)
Bridget was round my neck
All night
I thought
It was affection
But I see from the weather
That she was just
Sucking the warmth from me
She smelled
Just like pond water
We have the plumber
Coming
To fit a new shower
Bridget was round my neck
All night
I thought
It was affection
But I see from the weather
That she was just
Sucking the warmth from me
She smelled
Just like pond water
We have the plumber
Coming
To fit a new shower
November 13, 2025 at 7:53 AM
POND WATER (a text from my mum, that I have turned into a poem)
Bridget was round my neck
All night
I thought
It was affection
But I see from the weather
That she was just
Sucking the warmth from me
She smelled
Just like pond water
We have the plumber
Coming
To fit a new shower
Bridget was round my neck
All night
I thought
It was affection
But I see from the weather
That she was just
Sucking the warmth from me
She smelled
Just like pond water
We have the plumber
Coming
To fit a new shower
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I'm just rambling but: to everyone who feels like they don't have a place in fandom because they aren't writing fics or sharing art or seeing exclusives or w/e - I'm glad you're here just like. You as a person. If I don't know you well, I bet you're still great, and I bet the people who DO know you
November 11, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I'm just rambling but: to everyone who feels like they don't have a place in fandom because they aren't writing fics or sharing art or seeing exclusives or w/e - I'm glad you're here just like. You as a person. If I don't know you well, I bet you're still great, and I bet the people who DO know you
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Goddammit Oscar Isaac, stop reminding me I'm technically still attracted to men.
Oscar Isaac is open to returning to Star Wars but “not so open to working with Disney”
“I mean, I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great”
(Via GQ)
“I mean, I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great”
(Via GQ)
November 12, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Goddammit Oscar Isaac, stop reminding me I'm technically still attracted to men.
Lotta prostate stimulation on the TL tonight. Sorry not sorry to anyone at the SeaTac airport who did not want to see that when they stole a look at my phone.
November 12, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Lotta prostate stimulation on the TL tonight. Sorry not sorry to anyone at the SeaTac airport who did not want to see that when they stole a look at my phone.
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Peace and love to the Hemsworth guy but LET'S GO LESBIANSSSSSS
🚨Deadloch heads: S2 of the Aussie crime satire/drama (it's good!) arrives on Amazon Prime March 20. Many chaotic Aussie weirdos return/debut. But HEADS UP they have added a Hemsworth (Luke)! This is not a drill! Kudos to the hair & costume team for this whole deal. www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/st...
November 11, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Peace and love to the Hemsworth guy but LET'S GO LESBIANSSSSSS
No but literally their budget was like $7 and I don't understand when it was SUCH a popular franchise. At LEAST get the decent lace-front wigs from Amazon. CHRIST.
(this late-take skeet brought to you by @krakenjen.bsky.social making me watch all five Twilight movies over the course of four days)
(this late-take skeet brought to you by @krakenjen.bsky.social making me watch all five Twilight movies over the course of four days)
Coldest take humanly possible:
Why is Breaking Dawn Pt 2 SO BAD? What happened to their budget? Why is the CGI worse than than a green screen zoom background? Why did they introduce 27 new characters? Why wasn't it just two hours of Lee Pace, preferably naked?
I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS.
Why is Breaking Dawn Pt 2 SO BAD? What happened to their budget? Why is the CGI worse than than a green screen zoom background? Why did they introduce 27 new characters? Why wasn't it just two hours of Lee Pace, preferably naked?
I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS.
November 12, 2025 at 5:01 AM
No but literally their budget was like $7 and I don't understand when it was SUCH a popular franchise. At LEAST get the decent lace-front wigs from Amazon. CHRIST.
(this late-take skeet brought to you by @krakenjen.bsky.social making me watch all five Twilight movies over the course of four days)
(this late-take skeet brought to you by @krakenjen.bsky.social making me watch all five Twilight movies over the course of four days)
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Your honor, as you can see from this scientific evidence, I am the perfect height for a Kate/Mads Sami sammie
November 12, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Your honor, as you can see from this scientific evidence, I am the perfect height for a Kate/Mads Sami sammie
Coldest take humanly possible:
Why is Breaking Dawn Pt 2 SO BAD? What happened to their budget? Why is the CGI worse than than a green screen zoom background? Why did they introduce 27 new characters? Why wasn't it just two hours of Lee Pace, preferably naked?
I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS.
Why is Breaking Dawn Pt 2 SO BAD? What happened to their budget? Why is the CGI worse than than a green screen zoom background? Why did they introduce 27 new characters? Why wasn't it just two hours of Lee Pace, preferably naked?
I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS.
November 11, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Coldest take humanly possible:
Why is Breaking Dawn Pt 2 SO BAD? What happened to their budget? Why is the CGI worse than than a green screen zoom background? Why did they introduce 27 new characters? Why wasn't it just two hours of Lee Pace, preferably naked?
I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS.
Why is Breaking Dawn Pt 2 SO BAD? What happened to their budget? Why is the CGI worse than than a green screen zoom background? Why did they introduce 27 new characters? Why wasn't it just two hours of Lee Pace, preferably naked?
I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS.
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This week has been a long year. But you know what to do. 😍
September 13, 2025 at 2:52 AM
This week has been a long year. But you know what to do. 😍
I actually don't want to know who the "fedora man" is, his age, etc. LET THINGS BE A MYSTERY. Let us make up fun little stories. I s2g, people's need to "investigate" every little thing is ruining whimsy.
November 9, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I actually don't want to know who the "fedora man" is, his age, etc. LET THINGS BE A MYSTERY. Let us make up fun little stories. I s2g, people's need to "investigate" every little thing is ruining whimsy.
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when the chain by fleetwood mac starts playing in public and you have to stand there and act normal
November 8, 2025 at 8:41 PM
when the chain by fleetwood mac starts playing in public and you have to stand there and act normal
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So on top of other countless woes my back crashed few days ago аnd now I cаnt wаlk аgаin аnd cаn't аfford аn MRI /аnything med-relаted
ko-fi.com/armadillo999
also it's my birthday 🎈 that's more like a side fun fact.
To anyone else going through the worst year or their lives: I hope we all make it
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also it's my birthday 🎈 that's more like a side fun fact.
To anyone else going through the worst year or their lives: I hope we all make it
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October 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
So on top of other countless woes my back crashed few days ago аnd now I cаnt wаlk аgаin аnd cаn't аfford аn MRI /аnything med-relаted
ko-fi.com/armadillo999
also it's my birthday 🎈 that's more like a side fun fact.
To anyone else going through the worst year or their lives: I hope we all make it
ko-fi.com/armadillo999
also it's my birthday 🎈 that's more like a side fun fact.
To anyone else going through the worst year or their lives: I hope we all make it
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I identify less with my astrological sign than I do with the way people describe my dog. Like, I guess I'm a Capricorn but I'm for sure "treat motivated."
November 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I identify less with my astrological sign than I do with the way people describe my dog. Like, I guess I'm a Capricorn but I'm for sure "treat motivated."
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Lucius: hey Pete
Pete: whats up babe
Lucius: where does Zheng keep her armies
Pete: where DOES Zheng keep her armies
Lucius: up her sleevies
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Pete: whats up babe
Lucius: where does Zheng keep her armies
Pete: where DOES Zheng keep her armies
Lucius: up her sleevies
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November 8, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Lucius: hey Pete
Pete: whats up babe
Lucius: where does Zheng keep her armies
Pete: where DOES Zheng keep her armies
Lucius: up her sleevies
Pete:
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Pete: whats up babe
Lucius: where does Zheng keep her armies
Pete: where DOES Zheng keep her armies
Lucius: up her sleevies
Pete:
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