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🦐Shramps is Lovebugs🐞
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Your favorite crustacean's favorite crustacean.
Gillennial.
Our Flag Means Daddy Gang.
Eternal X-phile.
Loon.
🦪₵Ⱡł₮ ₵ɄⱠ₮🦪 Leader.
THE FIRST PRIDE WAS A RIOT
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IMPORTANT REMINDER:
If you suddenly and without warning get a case of the Bad Brain, you're probably about to get your period.

Your friends and partners love you.
You are smart and capable. You're doing a good job.
The weight of the world is not on your shoulders.
You will not always feel this bad.
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babygirl had another gastroenterologist appointment and she had a significant improvement 🥹 we still need to take care of her liver cause it has some extra fat in it tho. this is her prescription, if you guys could help us with ANY value i would be so thankful
our kofi is
ko-fi.com/deborahalves...
February 12, 2026 at 8:32 PM
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*one health insurance company executive
February 13, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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for any cis folks unfamiliar with this particular dog whistle:
Protip: for any cis people who don’t already know, the phrase “this person” is an extremely obvious way transhobes often degender and/or misgender trans people.

you should generally not use that phrasing. especially if you are criticizing someone who happens to be trans.
February 11, 2026 at 7:05 AM
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i think a goal for this year is gonna be to become more of a problem (hotter)
February 10, 2026 at 11:21 PM
With any luck, both at once
February 11, 2026 at 7:43 AM
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February 10, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Might I suggest any time before March 20th.
February 11, 2026 at 4:28 AM
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WHEN WE NEEDED THEM THE MOST!!!
February 10, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Very excited for the Toxic Masculinity Stede show.
February 10, 2026 at 7:39 PM
"Uh oh!"
February 9, 2026 at 11:48 PM
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Forget discord let's go back to AIM.
February 9, 2026 at 8:53 PM
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It could be really bad for Discord if Californians contact the office of the Attorney General to report the potential violations of CCPA and CALOPPA citing the recent breach from a few months back where 1.5tb of user data and millions of IDs were leaked, but who can say for sure?
February 9, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Hard same.
February 9, 2026 at 8:40 PM
His adult daughter has spoken out to the media to confirm they were in St. Barth's during the time he emailed. I doubt the FBI or any other other government agency has tried to confirm anything, though.
February 9, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Loot that drops after defeating me:
1. A selection of sugar free energy drinks
2. Enough makeup to put an army in drag
3. Trinkets
4. Ibuprofen
5. Kitschy earrings
Loot that drops after defeating me:
1) Crystals, various
2) 3 lip balms
3) Birding nocs
4) Cool sticks
5) Cold brew potion
Loot that drops after defeating me:
1) Purple tinted sunglasses
2) An old ass Fitbit
3) Various psych meds
4) Beef liver dog treats
5) Cheetos
February 9, 2026 at 8:22 PM
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"The biggest transphobes in the world are all in the Epstein files. If you're a transphobe, you're in bed with pedophiles."

That's the message. Loud and clear. Propagate it everywhere.

transnews.network/p/epstein-ba...
Epstein Backed ‘Billionaires’ Dinner’ Network of Prominent Anti-Trans Figures
Lawrence Krauss, Richard Dawkins, Steven Pinker and other anti-trans influencers personally benefited from a right-wing academic social group backed by infamous human trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, somet...
transnews.network
February 6, 2026 at 10:33 PM
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They're done!
February 7, 2026 at 8:18 AM
See also: Dana Scully.
a woman with red hair is wearing a black jacket
Alt: Dana Scully from the X-Files, a woman with red hair, is wearing a black jacket and looking up and smiling smugly.
media.tenor.com
February 8, 2026 at 9:04 AM
🥹 Get IN me swamp 💜
February 8, 2026 at 5:56 AM
I'd take that D 👀👀👀
February 8, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Oooh I hate this for you
February 8, 2026 at 2:44 AM
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Btw, if you post a cutesy ai caricature of yourself, you’re announcing to any artist friends you have that you don’t give a shit about them. 🤘
February 5, 2026 at 5:16 AM
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Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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asking is tough, but i'm hanging on by a thread, my housing situation is still a nightmare, and i'm struggling to afford groceries/meds 😓 if anyone is able to contribute, every little bit would be a huge help to this queer trans person rn 🫂🫶

ko-fi.com/patcheschance
February 1, 2026 at 9:40 PM
😭 SO unfair
February 4, 2026 at 9:55 AM