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🦐Shramps is Lovebugs🐞
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Your favorite crustacean's favorite crustacean.
Gillennial.
Our Flag Means Daddy Gang.
Eternal X-phile.
Loon.
🦪₵Ⱡł₮ ₵ɄⱠ₮🦪 Leader.
THE FIRST PRIDE WAS A RIOT
Pinned
IMPORTANT REMINDER:
If you suddenly and without warning get a case of the Bad Brain, you're probably about to get your period.

Your friends and partners love you.
You are smart and capable. You're doing a good job.
The weight of the world is not on your shoulders.
You will not always feel this bad.
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babygirl had another gastroenterologist appointment and she had a significant improvement 🥹 we still need to take care of her liver cause it has some extra fat in it tho. this is her prescription, if you guys could help us with ANY value i would be so thankful
our kofi is
ko-fi.com/deborahalves...
February 12, 2026 at 8:32 PM
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*one health insurance company executive
February 13, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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for any cis folks unfamiliar with this particular dog whistle:
Protip: for any cis people who don’t already know, the phrase “this person” is an extremely obvious way transhobes often degender and/or misgender trans people.

you should generally not use that phrasing. especially if you are criticizing someone who happens to be trans.
February 11, 2026 at 7:05 AM
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i think a goal for this year is gonna be to become more of a problem (hotter)
February 10, 2026 at 11:21 PM
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February 10, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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WHEN WE NEEDED THEM THE MOST!!!
February 10, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Very excited for the Toxic Masculinity Stede show.
February 10, 2026 at 7:39 PM
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Forget discord let's go back to AIM.
February 9, 2026 at 8:53 PM
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It could be really bad for Discord if Californians contact the office of the Attorney General to report the potential violations of CCPA and CALOPPA citing the recent breach from a few months back where 1.5tb of user data and millions of IDs were leaked, but who can say for sure?
February 9, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Loot that drops after defeating me:
1. A selection of sugar free energy drinks
2. Enough makeup to put an army in drag
3. Trinkets
4. Ibuprofen
5. Kitschy earrings
Loot that drops after defeating me:
1) Crystals, various
2) 3 lip balms
3) Birding nocs
4) Cool sticks
5) Cold brew potion
Loot that drops after defeating me:
1) Purple tinted sunglasses
2) An old ass Fitbit
3) Various psych meds
4) Beef liver dog treats
5) Cheetos
February 9, 2026 at 8:22 PM
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"The biggest transphobes in the world are all in the Epstein files. If you're a transphobe, you're in bed with pedophiles."

That's the message. Loud and clear. Propagate it everywhere.

transnews.network/p/epstein-ba...
Epstein Backed ‘Billionaires’ Dinner’ Network of Prominent Anti-Trans Figures
Lawrence Krauss, Richard Dawkins, Steven Pinker and other anti-trans influencers personally benefited from a right-wing academic social group backed by infamous human trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, somet...
transnews.network
February 6, 2026 at 10:33 PM
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They're done!
February 7, 2026 at 8:18 AM
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Btw, if you post a cutesy ai caricature of yourself, you’re announcing to any artist friends you have that you don’t give a shit about them. 🤘
February 5, 2026 at 5:16 AM
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Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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asking is tough, but i'm hanging on by a thread, my housing situation is still a nightmare, and i'm struggling to afford groceries/meds 😓 if anyone is able to contribute, every little bit would be a huge help to this queer trans person rn 🫂🫶

ko-fi.com/patcheschance
February 1, 2026 at 9:40 PM
FYI over 50 of my moots still follow him here, and 13 on Insta. I'm going to assume none of you realized this. That said, please go double check and unfollow him.

And if you're still following him intentionally, don't be following me.
heads up for anyone who has already blocked Neil Gaiman.

if you previously followed Neil before finding out he had assaulted multiple women, Bluesky might still have you set as following him.

you can either fix that manually since he has reactivated or with this tool:
cleanfollow-bsky.pages.dev
cleanfollow-bsky
Unfollow blocked, deleted, suspended, and deactivated Bluesky accounts
cleanfollow-bsky.pages.dev
February 4, 2026 at 9:30 AM
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Neil Gaiman is especially shameless for crawling out of hiding at this particular moment.

did he overhear us talking about predators & think we were summoning him by name?
heads up for anyone who has already blocked Neil Gaiman.

if you previously followed Neil before finding out he had assaulted multiple women, Bluesky might still have you set as following him.

you can either fix that manually since he has reactivated or with this tool:
cleanfollow-bsky.pages.dev
cleanfollow-bsky
Unfollow blocked, deleted, suspended, and deactivated Bluesky accounts
cleanfollow-bsky.pages.dev
February 3, 2026 at 7:16 PM
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people on here will skeet anything. "Neil Gaiman assaulting women was nuanced; we need to give him the benefit of the doubt." no we don’t. that isn't true
February 3, 2026 at 8:57 PM
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February 3, 2026 at 9:48 PM
[grabby hands]
So you're saying you want a Con + Samba class and thingsssss?
February 4, 2026 at 9:03 AM
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please sign and share

Tell congress to fund the Protecting Air Ambulance Services for Americans Act. Medicare reimburses 59% of the cost of air ambulance transport – a rate that hasn’t changed in 25 years. Patients may lose timely access to emergency care, the difference between life and death.
Medicare Reimbursement — Save Our Air Medical Resources
Medicare reimbursement rates for emergency air medical services need to be updated.
www.soarcampaign.com
February 4, 2026 at 12:11 AM
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Please. Bitch needs protein
February 4, 2026 at 3:27 AM
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Naah, I want them on trial.
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:

End the roving patrols and racial profiling.

Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.

Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 4, 2026 at 4:21 AM
February 4, 2026 at 8:55 AM
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4 years later, we still got it 🤌🏼
February 3, 2026 at 9:24 PM