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Your favorite crustacean's favorite crustacean.
Gillennial.
Our Flag Means Daddy Gang.
🦪₵Ⱡł₮ ₵ɄⱠ₮🦪 Leader.
THE FIRST PRIDE WAS A RIOT
Pinned
IMPORTANT REMINDER:
If you suddenly and without warning get a case of the Bad Brain, you're probably about to get your period.

Your friends and partners love you.
You are smart and capable. You're doing a good job.
The weight of the world is not on your shoulders.
You will not always feel this bad.
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holy fuck every single person in ofmd fandom hot as fuck. if you think this doesn't apply to you, it applies to you even harder. my god. i have a crush on everyone
November 22, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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If you want me to dress like the "golden era of travel" than you need to make the seats like they were in the golden era of travel (don't look at how often planes crashed, they also allowed smoking on planes so)
November 23, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Stizzy
be tender with one another please #catsofbluesky
November 23, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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my tumblr feed did a thing and it did me considerable psychic damage
November 23, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Someone was missing
November 22, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Trans day
November 22, 2025 at 4:37 PM
They used to make real soundtracks for a movie.
November 22, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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the YEARNING 🥺😭
November 22, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Me looking at all your profiteroles: the gentleman pirate, I presume?
November 22, 2025 at 8:54 PM
WHOMST of you is doing this? Please don't ever repost without credit, and absolutely don't post someone's art if they've asked you not to. We're supposed to be a community, here, people.
There’s an account on Insta that started as a generic OFMD appreciation/meme account but started stealing fanart
(No credits, often cropped out signature, “don’t repost/trace” literally still written on artworks!)
Esp. strange cause in two old posts they DID credit the artist, so they know better?
November 22, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I decided to have a little Midlife Crisis as a treat and quit my job without anything else lined up. Just as I was running out of money, someone I'd worked for at a different company asked if I wanted a job.
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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After they all sail off Zheng convinces the new crew to pivot to selling her amazing broths and soups direct from the ship - the business name? Noodles of Revenge. I will see myself out
November 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
This is me if you even care
November 22, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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I am still at risk of dying any moment, so please donate with "Mom" in the note so we dont have to cover any difference to keep an entire family from having no vehicle in an area thats not an option.

I also still need survival & treatment funds.
I still NEED to LIVE!
linktr.ee/wylder
November 22, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Sometimes I forget just how cute and hot and cool and in so many different ways attractive this fandom is. Love it when we all post selfies. 💜😍
November 22, 2025 at 5:32 AM
STOP. this is a selfie checkpoint. you must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
November 22, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
They should make a my body that sleeps
November 21, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Happy Fall Front Friday Fall Festival! Stede enjoys the way these breeches show off his, um, ligs #fallfrontfriday #ofmdfanart
November 21, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Four Christmas movies to know me by.

Okay, fr the only two I watch annually are Muppet Christmas Carol and Gremlins. Mixed Nuts is a real outlier—I easily could've put Scrooged or something. But Mixed Nuts is lowkey batshit, so I had to include it.
November 21, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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On this Trans Day of Remembrance, I would have you remember that there are trans people alive who need your action now, not your reflective words later.

Remembering us is not enough.
November 20, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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My "I do not want to execute the members of Congress who I said deserve death" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
November 21, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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reposting this for #tdor #transdayofrememberance
November 21, 2025 at 3:26 AM