jules | #LongLiveOFMD
@blandbeard.bsky.social
40 | she/her | gay pirate brainrot | 🏳️🌈🏒 | 🔞 | nsfw | i love ed teach more than you | 🇨🇦
https://linktr.ee/blandbeard_
https://ko-fi.com/blandbeard
link to the complete ofmd fic archive in my linktree👆🏼
dm for a link to my ofmd art archive server!
https://linktr.ee/blandbeard_
https://ko-fi.com/blandbeard
link to the complete ofmd fic archive in my linktree👆🏼
dm for a link to my ofmd art archive server!
Pinned
also yeah i’m gonna take this opportunity for maybe all the new people here who haven’t seen me talk about the Rope Ladder™ for 17 years straight on twitter: look it’s my rope ladder
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✅ Makes me want to take a job as a lumberjack to climb him like a tree
✅ writes poetry
✅ can tenderize a mean snake
✅ scared of spiders
✅ plays piano
✅ fancies a fine fabric
✅ eats marmalade straight out of the jar
✅ can tenderize a mean snake
✅ scared of spiders
✅ plays piano
✅ fancies a fine fabric
✅ eats marmalade straight out of the jar
✅ likes toast
✅ can barely taste rabbit shit
✅ can get dressed under water
✅ knows what retirement is
✅ loves Stede
✅ recognises a lovely letter when he sees one
✅ can barely taste rabbit shit
✅ can get dressed under water
✅ knows what retirement is
✅ loves Stede
✅ recognises a lovely letter when he sees one
January 10, 2026 at 8:12 AM
✅ Makes me want to take a job as a lumberjack to climb him like a tree
kind of? lactose intolerance is kicking my ass lmao
January 10, 2026 at 8:13 AM
kind of? lactose intolerance is kicking my ass lmao
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January 10, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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feel like absolute dogshit which means i am both too gross to enjoy being awake but also too gross to comfortably go to bed 🤷♀️🙃
January 10, 2026 at 7:48 AM
feel like absolute dogshit which means i am both too gross to enjoy being awake but also too gross to comfortably go to bed 🤷♀️🙃
✅ writes poetry
✅ can tenderize a mean snake
✅ scared of spiders
✅ plays piano
✅ fancies a fine fabric
✅ eats marmalade straight out of the jar
✅ can tenderize a mean snake
✅ scared of spiders
✅ plays piano
✅ fancies a fine fabric
✅ eats marmalade straight out of the jar
✅ likes toast
✅ can barely taste rabbit shit
✅ can get dressed under water
✅ knows what retirement is
✅ loves Stede
✅ recognises a lovely letter when he sees one
✅ can barely taste rabbit shit
✅ can get dressed under water
✅ knows what retirement is
✅ loves Stede
✅ recognises a lovely letter when he sees one
Things we know about Edward Teach after two seasons
✅ always needs a plan then executes the plan then needs another fuckin’ plan
✅ knows it’s September the second
✅ wears fine things well
✅ born on a beach
✅ made his boyfriend blush
✅ always needs a plan then executes the plan then needs another fuckin’ plan
✅ knows it’s September the second
✅ wears fine things well
✅ born on a beach
✅ made his boyfriend blush
January 10, 2026 at 7:46 AM
✅ writes poetry
✅ can tenderize a mean snake
✅ scared of spiders
✅ plays piano
✅ fancies a fine fabric
✅ eats marmalade straight out of the jar
✅ can tenderize a mean snake
✅ scared of spiders
✅ plays piano
✅ fancies a fine fabric
✅ eats marmalade straight out of the jar
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✅ likes toast
✅ can barely taste rabbit shit
✅ can get dressed under water
✅ knows what retirement is
✅ loves Stede
✅ recognises a lovely letter when he sees one
✅ can barely taste rabbit shit
✅ can get dressed under water
✅ knows what retirement is
✅ loves Stede
✅ recognises a lovely letter when he sees one
Things we know about Edward Teach after two seasons
✅ always needs a plan then executes the plan then needs another fuckin’ plan
✅ knows it’s September the second
✅ wears fine things well
✅ born on a beach
✅ made his boyfriend blush
✅ always needs a plan then executes the plan then needs another fuckin’ plan
✅ knows it’s September the second
✅ wears fine things well
✅ born on a beach
✅ made his boyfriend blush
January 10, 2026 at 7:09 AM
✅ likes toast
✅ can barely taste rabbit shit
✅ can get dressed under water
✅ knows what retirement is
✅ loves Stede
✅ recognises a lovely letter when he sees one
✅ can barely taste rabbit shit
✅ can get dressed under water
✅ knows what retirement is
✅ loves Stede
✅ recognises a lovely letter when he sees one
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Prints! Shares are extremely appreciated as I am still unemployed and my unemployment just ran out 🥲
5 x 7: ko-fi.com/s/48c701d32a
8 x 10: ko-fi.com/s/fdb23ce2b1
5 x 7: ko-fi.com/s/48c701d32a
8 x 10: ko-fi.com/s/fdb23ce2b1
8" x 10" Art Print - Lake Boys - Sylvia's Ko-fi Shop
8" x 10" print
Shipped via USPS with tracking within the US and without tracking internationally.
ko-fi.com
January 10, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Prints! Shares are extremely appreciated as I am still unemployed and my unemployment just ran out 🥲
5 x 7: ko-fi.com/s/48c701d32a
8 x 10: ko-fi.com/s/fdb23ce2b1
5 x 7: ko-fi.com/s/48c701d32a
8 x 10: ko-fi.com/s/fdb23ce2b1
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Things we know about Edward Teach after two seasons
✅ always needs a plan then executes the plan then needs another fuckin’ plan
✅ knows it’s September the second
✅ wears fine things well
✅ born on a beach
✅ made his boyfriend blush
✅ always needs a plan then executes the plan then needs another fuckin’ plan
✅ knows it’s September the second
✅ wears fine things well
✅ born on a beach
✅ made his boyfriend blush
January 10, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Things we know about Edward Teach after two seasons
✅ always needs a plan then executes the plan then needs another fuckin’ plan
✅ knows it’s September the second
✅ wears fine things well
✅ born on a beach
✅ made his boyfriend blush
✅ always needs a plan then executes the plan then needs another fuckin’ plan
✅ knows it’s September the second
✅ wears fine things well
✅ born on a beach
✅ made his boyfriend blush
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i'm wicked proud of The A to Z of Ed Teach zine and everyone who contributed to it!! it raised over $6k!!
the zine is now free to all who want it 💜
(🔗 BELOW)
the zine is now free to all who want it 💜
(🔗 BELOW)
January 10, 2026 at 3:24 AM
i'm wicked proud of The A to Z of Ed Teach zine and everyone who contributed to it!! it raised over $6k!!
the zine is now free to all who want it 💜
(🔗 BELOW)
the zine is now free to all who want it 💜
(🔗 BELOW)
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Goodbye *whispers*leggy blonde
Time to paint over these stedes to prep for my Boston exhibit. *mumbles* ashes *mumbles* dust #ofmdfanart #ofmd 🪦
Time to paint over these stedes to prep for my Boston exhibit. *mumbles* ashes *mumbles* dust #ofmdfanart #ofmd 🪦
January 8, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Goodbye *whispers*leggy blonde
Time to paint over these stedes to prep for my Boston exhibit. *mumbles* ashes *mumbles* dust #ofmdfanart #ofmd 🪦
Time to paint over these stedes to prep for my Boston exhibit. *mumbles* ashes *mumbles* dust #ofmdfanart #ofmd 🪦
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January 8, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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it's thirsty thursday so have another!! this one was inspired by a delicious lil fic all about kissing written by @adamarks.bsky.social
archiveofourown.org/works/66901603
#OFMDfanart #OFMDfic
archiveofourown.org/works/66901603
#OFMDfanart #OFMDfic
January 8, 2026 at 6:54 PM
it's thirsty thursday so have another!! this one was inspired by a delicious lil fic all about kissing written by @adamarks.bsky.social
archiveofourown.org/works/66901603
#OFMDfanart #OFMDfic
archiveofourown.org/works/66901603
#OFMDfanart #OFMDfic
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January 8, 2026 at 8:32 PM
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January 9, 2026 at 8:50 AM
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A stolen moment of peace - a rare luxury for two pirates 🖤
#ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmdfanart #blackbeard #stedebonnet #gentlebeard
#ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmdfanart #blackbeard #stedebonnet #gentlebeard
January 9, 2026 at 6:59 PM
A stolen moment of peace - a rare luxury for two pirates 🖤
#ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmdfanart #blackbeard #stedebonnet #gentlebeard
#ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmdfanart #blackbeard #stedebonnet #gentlebeard
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Thinking about the show on this anniversary and knowing that it was made with so much love with no expectation of the response it got. Then when the response happened, it became this gorgeous infinity loop of cast, crew and fandom going "you're fantastic"/"no u" at each other 🥹
#ofmd
#ofmd
January 9, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Thinking about the show on this anniversary and knowing that it was made with so much love with no expectation of the response it got. Then when the response happened, it became this gorgeous infinity loop of cast, crew and fandom going "you're fantastic"/"no u" at each other 🥹
#ofmd
#ofmd
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It's an older piece and there's things I wanna clean up a bit, but it's this one. It's quiet n soft. No jewelry, no armor. Just them and breathing the same air. #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
January 9, 2026 at 9:14 PM
It's an older piece and there's things I wanna clean up a bit, but it's this one. It's quiet n soft. No jewelry, no armor. Just them and breathing the same air. #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
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still one of my favorites even though I absolutely hate drawing feet. or maybe because of that.
January 9, 2026 at 10:37 PM
still one of my favorites even though I absolutely hate drawing feet. or maybe because of that.
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you're getting drip fed these now babes
January 9, 2026 at 8:32 PM
you're getting drip fed these now babes
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funny story actually, i was gut-stabbed 😋
January 10, 2026 at 2:49 AM
funny story actually, i was gut-stabbed 😋
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day 550 of posting a picture of edward teach every day until we save ofmd:
January 9, 2026 at 8:11 PM
day 550 of posting a picture of edward teach every day until we save ofmd:
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And when there was only one set of footprints...that was when Edward Teach carried you
January 9, 2026 at 10:57 PM
And when there was only one set of footprints...that was when Edward Teach carried you
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January 10, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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