Whitebeam (Tara) 🏴☠️🦄💜🤡 doing it for Rhysie!
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She/her, GenX 🇬🇧 🏴☠️ Help I can’t get these pirates out of my head. SaveOFMD. Sucker for smutty fics and NSFW art. 🔞 I own 1/2 ze pyramid 🤡
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Long may he roam.
January 31, 2026 at 7:35 AM
Long may he roam.
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ofmd fun fact: in every single scene of s1 buttons is standing just off-screen doing this the whole time. jimolu sex scene. roach trying to cut off lucius’s finger. “you wear fine things well.” room people scene. 1.06 bathtub scene. all of it.
Absolutely obsessed with Buttons in this frame
January 30, 2026 at 11:08 AM
ofmd fun fact: in every single scene of s1 buttons is standing just off-screen doing this the whole time. jimolu sex scene. roach trying to cut off lucius’s finger. “you wear fine things well.” room people scene. 1.06 bathtub scene. all of it.
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it's really funny that Stede still thinks that 'doggy heaven' is a pirate term
January 30, 2026 at 9:18 AM
it's really funny that Stede still thinks that 'doggy heaven' is a pirate term
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Traditionally, piracy is a culture of abuse. Floggings. Keelhaulings. And my thought is— w h y?
January 30, 2026 at 7:35 AM
Traditionally, piracy is a culture of abuse. Floggings. Keelhaulings. And my thought is— w h y?
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January 30, 2026 at 8:14 AM
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I was just a whim. Just a whim to you like your fancy toy unicorn boat and your w i f e.
January 29, 2026 at 11:35 AM
I was just a whim. Just a whim to you like your fancy toy unicorn boat and your w i f e.
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the horrors are horroring but we are still here! surviving! loving our little shows! doing our arts and crafts! look at us!
January 29, 2026 at 10:07 AM
the horrors are horroring but we are still here! surviving! loving our little shows! doing our arts and crafts! look at us!
Calico Jack misunderstanding the concept of a Sunday roast 🏴☠️
Baste My Bollocks With Bisto It's 11:00AM
January 28, 2026 at 11:15 AM
Calico Jack misunderstanding the concept of a Sunday roast 🏴☠️
Ed teach grabby hands
Yes, well, everyone wants a piece of the Gentleman Pirate. Get in line!
January 27, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Ed teach grabby hands
All you #ofmd cross stitchers out there. Are you just amazing and design your own patterns with your fabulous brains or do you also get a bit of help from software to count and set the stitch design? If the latter what do you use?
January 27, 2026 at 10:03 AM
All you #ofmd cross stitchers out there. Are you just amazing and design your own patterns with your fabulous brains or do you also get a bit of help from software to count and set the stitch design? If the latter what do you use?
Even the most simplest thing…..who’d have thought a 1/2 pyramid could bring so much JOY 💖💖💖
HEY #ofmdcraftfair friends - quote this with what you made for or got from the craft fair!! Let's remember the power of LIKING STUFF and MAKING STUFF
January 26, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Even the most simplest thing…..who’d have thought a 1/2 pyramid could bring so much JOY 💖💖💖
Kind of feeling the need to gather my onions close
January 26, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Kind of feeling the need to gather my onions close
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Oh, you bet I have an entire fic written out in my head about Stede having this cane custom made for Ed after his knee brace isn’t enough anymore.
January 26, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Oh, you bet I have an entire fic written out in my head about Stede having this cane custom made for Ed after his knee brace isn’t enough anymore.
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morning bump!
January 26, 2026 at 12:42 PM
morning bump!
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We vote on it. And then it'll be me, 'cause I'm the most experienced.
January 25, 2026 at 7:30 PM
We vote on it. And then it'll be me, 'cause I'm the most experienced.
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just saw it at the same online store where i was choosing new eyeshadows and i think you should look at this too something something modern au ed and stede
January 25, 2026 at 8:30 PM
just saw it at the same online store where i was choosing new eyeshadows and i think you should look at this too something something modern au ed and stede
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January 24, 2026 at 6:34 PM
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January 24, 2026 at 3:10 PM