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Dr. Briana Jackson 🏴‍☠️
@baladria.bsky.social
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Egyptologist ⛏writer ✍️ archaeogamer 🎮 39 👵🏻 OFMD 🏴‍☠️
- Egyptian OFMD art & essays
- Please Let Me Hold You 🌵🦉

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Dr. Briana Jackson 🏴‍☠️ @baladria.bsky.social · Sep 19
I have finally finished the Orgasms Papyrus, inspired by a real ancient Egyptian one! Here's a video; the music track is called "The Pharaoh is Coming" (thought it appropriate). If printed, the papyrus would be 14 feet long. More info to follow. #OFMD #OFMDnsfw
baladria.bsky.social
We have arms! 💪
Photograph of six plush doll arms
February 14, 2026 at 4:28 AM
baladria.bsky.social
It’s been lovely seeing all the OFMD tats! I’ve been contemplating one in general, but probably would wait for a season 3 (in case I’d want something from that). However a milestone birthday is this year and I’m thinking I’ll get a cactus 🌵 in honor of my fic, but I’m not sure yet!
February 13, 2026 at 8:22 PM
baladria.bsky.social
Writer folks, looks like this bot Edward22 has been making rounds on OFMD fics. Keep a lookout!
Screenshot of a bot comment on a fanfic on AO3. Not worth adding the text to this description because bots are stupid and annoying and not worth our time and energy
February 13, 2026 at 7:27 PM
baladria.bsky.social
Ribbing for this cardigan has begun! (Ugh)
Photograph of a hand knit sweater in progress with balls of taupe yard and pink and lilac silk mohair
February 13, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Reposted by Dr. Briana Jackson 🏴‍☠️
self-induljennt.bsky.social
I finished Bus stop, Bus goes, He stays, Love grows a year ago today. 🥹🧡🚏

archiveofourown.org/works/493658...

It's about 24k of modern fluff of our guys falling in love through graffiti in a bus stop.

#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmdFic
“HIM! Stede! I think he’s the same person!” Ed hissed, sagging into his folded arms on the table. “As the weirdo secret bus stop friend? I mean, I believe in magic as much as the next gay, but there’s no actual chance. The world isn’t that small.”
February 13, 2026 at 2:12 PM
baladria.bsky.social
3 days left to enter the Egyptian OFMD raffle! Your chance to win a deck of cards, or 1 of 3 prints plus Fish-Man Ed&Stede keychain, or 1 of 10 keychains. Follow the link & fill out the form. It's free 🩷

forms.gle/YCxEfTcp64yC...

(posted the wrong link in the previous post oops!)
Egyptianizing OFMD Raffle
This is a FREE giveaway raffle drawing for various merch featuring characters from OFMD drawn in ancient Egyptian art style. Winners (max of 14 winners) will be chosen at random via that spinny wheel ...
forms.gle
February 12, 2026 at 11:52 PM
baladria.bsky.social
Don't mind me, I'm just dropping a cactus boys tag I'm proud of...
Screenshot of an AO3 tag that reads "blueberries as a euphemism for ass-eating"
February 12, 2026 at 6:15 PM
baladria.bsky.social
There’re so terrifying at this stage 🤣
Photo of a cloth doll’s face with black safety eyes and a smile drawn in pencil
February 12, 2026 at 4:15 AM
baladria.bsky.social
So many body parts!
Photograph of pieces of 3 dolls’ bodies ready to be sewn together
February 12, 2026 at 1:11 AM
baladria.bsky.social
Omg omg I just tried mating Shee Stede with a female sheep and it was unsuccessful. Should have brute forced my Ed sheep into the sheep sex shack. I’m sure that would have been successful.
baladria.bsky.social Dr. Briana Jackson 🏴‍☠️ @baladria.bsky.social · 2d
Stede, my yellow sheep, won 1st at the county fair in my Tiny Sheep game. I’m very proud. Look at his ribbon!
Screenshot of the game Tiny Sheep. Showing vast expanse of grass dotted with 9 tiny white, yellow, and black sheep and some farm buildings. One of the yellow sheep, named Stede, is highlighted with an info panel showing his stats and 1st place blue ribbon.
February 12, 2026 at 12:01 AM
baladria.bsky.social
Stede, my yellow sheep, won 1st at the county fair in my Tiny Sheep game. I’m very proud. Look at his ribbon!
Screenshot of the game Tiny Sheep. Showing vast expanse of grass dotted with 9 tiny white, yellow, and black sheep and some farm buildings. One of the yellow sheep, named Stede, is highlighted with an info panel showing his stats and 1st place blue ribbon.
February 11, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Reposted by Dr. Briana Jackson 🏴‍☠️
kitty-shark.bsky.social
My first #WIPWednesday I am much too excited about this!!

A peek at Chapter 2 of Tupping the Velvet, set ten years after we last saw Ed
Ed didn't mind the way the work kept him too busy to familiarize himself with the interior of his own mind, own heart - no point in facing how he actually felt when nothing was ever going to change. Hours became days became weeks became months, every fraction of every second filled with the business. He almost enjoyed the nights he spent in a hotel suite one city over during his hedonistic flow periods, blankly pouring carefully constructed high balls down his throat at the hotel bar without tasting a drop, finding someone to suck the bourbon off his tongue on the way up to his room, to let take him apart, to see how far they would take it, how far they'd go if he gave them a long enough length of rope. And then, like clockwork, a ride back to the farm, filled with calls to vendors, to wholesalers, to suppliers, to money managers, to Izzy, reviewing the plan that never changed, the well-oiled machine of a corporate woolery chugging smoothly and ceaselessly along. When had that come about? When was the last time Ed had given more than a passing glance at one of the lambs, let alone any of his sheep? When was the last time Ed thought of what had once been his mother's small family farm in any terms other than its potential profit? It took a disaster to remind him.
February 11, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Reposted by Dr. Briana Jackson 🏴‍☠️
savernake.bsky.social
Not a stun whale, but a shank mouse 🤔
Screenshot of a threads post by lyra.sterling.author that reads “Get you a friend who gifts you a CHEESE SHANK. WHAT. I know this was meant for cute cheese boarding, but it's going to live in my purse and if you ever attack me, you will regret it and make the news in the most RIDICULOUS way possible.” A photo below shows a stainless steel and aluminum cheese knife with a gold mouse-shaped handle. The blade is a triangular shaped Swiss cheese slice and is attached to the end of the mouse’s tail.
February 11, 2026 at 2:58 PM
baladria.bsky.social
Crafting has begun for @ourfamilyourfight.bsky.social

My assistant is very helpful
Photograph of a plush doll with shaggy hair and a yellow robe sitting next to black, white, and beige fabric. A tabby cat is standing behind the fabric
February 11, 2026 at 3:49 AM
baladria.bsky.social
So, I added a whole bunch of tags for the next chapter in Please Let Me Hold You that I’ve hit the maximum allowed and have to put the rest in a content warning 😂 Just to give you an idea of what you’ll be walking into when I finally manage to complete it 😏
February 10, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Reposted by Dr. Briana Jackson 🏴‍☠️
crittercolours.bsky.social
Okay, so, this really silly unicorn Gentlebeard original will be going up in the auction (provided it makes it safely back home with me on my travels)

BUT I am also going to offer a silly unicorn character commission so you can get whatever characters you want as very silly unicorns 😂

#ofmdart
A marker art of Ed and Stede from OFMD as unicorns, drawn in a very silly cartoon style. They hold hands and gaze lovingly in each other's eyes, and text above reads 'you-nicorn wear fine things well'. They are standing on their hind legs, and both wear shirts (Ed his leather jacket, Stede his teal jacket) and boots. Their tails intertwine.
February 10, 2026 at 1:16 AM
baladria.bsky.social
Post a banger that's not in english

youtu.be/RdvxvQ9h2AA?...
February 10, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Reposted by Dr. Briana Jackson 🏴‍☠️
asisherright.bsky.social
My commissions are open! Shoot me a DM to inquire. Shares are very much appreciated.
Artist commission sheet containing the following information: Contact info: Instagram: @asisherright Bluesky: @asisherright.bsky.social Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/asisherright FULL COLOR • Simple or no background • Bust (1 character): $50 • Mid (1-2 characters): $100 • Full (1-2 characters): $150 • Extra character: $40 SKETCH • No background • Bust (1 character): $40 • Mid (1-2 characters): $80 • Full (1-2 characters): $125 • Extra character: $40 SHADED DRAWING • Simple background • Bust (1 character): $50 • Mid (1-2 characters): $100 • Full (1-2 characters): $150 • Extra character: $40 DETAILS & FINE PRINT • Payment due in full upfront via ko-fi • You will receive solid and transparent tiff files (other file types by request) • Complimentary 5" x 7" print included • Unlimited rights for personal use only. Commercial use prohibited • Artist has right of refusal • No mecha, gore, hate, or underage • Furries and NSFW considered on a case-by case basis • OCs must have visual references
February 9, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Reposted by Dr. Briana Jackson 🏴‍☠️
maplewriter.bsky.social
Just found this old drawing of Gentlebeard as soot sprites 🥹⭐️✨
#OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd #OFMDfanart
February 9, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Reposted by Dr. Briana Jackson 🏴‍☠️
libroseitm.bsky.social
I've got stickers, prints and zines available on my kofi!!

Proceeds directly fund me getting a table to sell at a con next year :)

ko-fi.com/libroseitm/s...
A print of Ed and Stede as mermaids. A print of Ed Teach looking at a messy canvas. He's wearing a crop top and covered in paint An our flag means death comic zine that's open to the middle page. A number of art pieces that you can buy as individual stickers.
February 9, 2026 at 4:54 PM
baladria.bsky.social
Yay! My paper was accepted at the ARCE conference! I’ll get to give the paper I was supposed to give last year, but couldn’t because I had to cancel going to the conference last minute (like, a few hours before my flight 😑)

Akhenaten in Abydos babyyyyy.
February 9, 2026 at 5:50 PM
baladria.bsky.social
I'd hoped to have next cactus boys chapter out for V-Day, since it's going to be V-day for them. But that's not going to happen (very annoyed at me), and part of the reason is I also have an artwork that I'm doing for it, and it involves Ed's soul leaving his body....
Digital drawing of a bird with a gray body and wings with alternating purple and red feathers, with a human head meant to depict the ba-soul of Ed from Our Flag Means Death drawn in ancient Egyptian art style
February 9, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Reposted by Dr. Briana Jackson 🏴‍☠️
self-induljennt.bsky.social
I mentioned this one as my 'hottest' piece to AoG watchers! There's others that might be arguably hotter, but I just love his confidence and fuzziness so much in this one. 🥰

#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath #AoGVC
Drawing of Ed from Our Flag Means Death. He's reclined on a couch with is arms above his head. He's nude, but he has his legs crossed in a way that is strategically hiding his nethers. He's wearing silk stockings and heeled shoes, both with giant purple bows. His hair is down around his shoulders. He's smiling, a little smug, and definitely is aware Stede is looking right back at him. Undoubtedly flustered from somewhere off screen.
February 8, 2026 at 9:52 PM
baladria.bsky.social
I’m seeing a lot of interesting the A Fine Fish art In the raffle form, it says it’s a post card & it WAS originally. But the post card I received was poorly printed (not centered, cut wrong) and I remade it into a photographic print with a white border. Many apologies for the inconvenience!
baladria.bsky.social Dr. Briana Jackson 🏴‍☠️ @baladria.bsky.social · 6d
Here is the link to sign up for my free raffle for Egyptian OFMD stuff! Last day for the raffle is February 15, so you have one week!

docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
February 8, 2026 at 5:28 PM
baladria.bsky.social
Here is the link to sign up for my free raffle for Egyptian OFMD stuff! Last day for the raffle is February 15, so you have one week!

docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
February 8, 2026 at 12:23 AM