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jules | #LongLiveOFMD
@blandbeard.bsky.social
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OKAY but hear me out- your jacket was also used in dry scenes as well bc i noticed that little hole in it, here:
ed teach holding out an orange (off screen) to stede. i’ve shitty circles where there’s a tiny rip in the jacket
November 14, 2025 at 4:07 AM
blandbeard.bsky.social
can confirm
a pic of me wearing ed’s leathers aka possibly the best day of my life??? overreacting maybe? nah i don’t think so
November 14, 2025 at 3:16 AM
blandbeard.bsky.social
should've hit this a long time ago but the events of this year have made my fic reading habits trickle down quite significantly. anyway. clap
a screenshot from my booktower, proclaiming that i have read 1000 fanfictions, which amounts to 11,358,200 words.
November 12, 2025 at 8:12 PM
blandbeard.bsky.social
said i was gonna, so i made some poulet yassa for my fiancé and i while we watched pluribus. 👌🏼 @sambaschutte.bsky.social
a plate of poulet yassa on a bed of rice
November 12, 2025 at 4:12 AM
blandbeard.bsky.social
bringing this gem from march 2024 back and tapping the sign.
a post by blandbeard (me) on twitter. it reads: i see a lot of you feeling left out, like you've got no place in this fandom and i just want you to know that i'm bringing you all aboard my ship. you're MY crew now. something something my family's here now, at sea
November 12, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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ed teach watching stede bonnet run back to the ship with literal hearts in his eyes
November 10, 2025 at 12:51 PM
blandbeard.bsky.social
some smiley baby boy for you 🥰
ed teach literally melting in real time when he realized stede has come for him ❤️
November 10, 2025 at 11:22 AM
blandbeard.bsky.social
qrt with an ofmd photo that changed your life
ed teach hanging on the rope ladder in his lil rice sack onesie 🥹🥹🥹🥹
November 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
blandbeard.bsky.social
have you seen edward teach today? now you have
ed teach’s pretty pretty face looking at his guilt room
November 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
blandbeard.bsky.social
i can’t get the yellow to work on my phone but i tried
gay loser for gay loser cringe for cringe
November 9, 2025 at 2:26 AM
blandbeard.bsky.social
CONGRATS!!
November 8, 2025 at 3:57 PM
blandbeard.bsky.social
ed teach? is that you?
it’s a screenshot from the app store on mac, advertising a game. to the right is a video i haven’t clicked play on, and to the left it reads: GAMES WE LOVE It's Meow or Never! Jump paws-first into a swashbuckling adventure. (the game is called cat quest iii if interested lol)
November 8, 2025 at 1:51 PM
blandbeard.bsky.social
you can love a character and still admit when they’re wrong. i love ed teach but can acknowledge his flaws (he has none) & can hold him accountable for his wrong doings (he’s never done anything wrong in his life) & call him out for his actions (which are always correct)
ed making cute sad puppy eyes at stede who is just slightly out of frame
November 8, 2025 at 11:15 AM
blandbeard.bsky.social
this photo is relevant to ME and MY INTERESTS
taika talking to mgk which is a combo i never expected but im here for it. rita is also there as is demi lovato
November 8, 2025 at 8:08 AM
blandbeard.bsky.social
a screenshot of a scene in SLC punk where mark gets mad at the stupid lake for being salty and tries to shoot it.
November 8, 2025 at 1:56 AM
blandbeard.bsky.social
hello from the handsomest boy
my dog, a sable colored pomeranian, looking directly at the camera. i just told him he’s “soooo handsome!!!”
November 8, 2025 at 1:50 AM
blandbeard.bsky.social
as an angst whore, i need this immediately in the form of ed and stede
(but would also accept other ed pairings ngl)
soulmate au where instead of your soulmates first words to you written on your skin it's their last words you ever hear them say so you don't know who your soulmate is until you lose them imagine generic last words like "did you get the mail?" "i'll be down in a minute!" "have you seen my cell phone?" so every time the munain happens your blood runs cold when you know you'll hardly know them at all "what's your name?" "do you have a facebook?" "that'll be $3.95 with tax" because it's one thing to lose them and know too late, but it's something much crueler to never know them at all imagine being the parent of someone with "did you do the homework?" "my mom said yes" "i really hate P.E." because you know it will happen young, you know you can't protectes them people with horrifying ones like "don't close your eyes!" ") don't think we're alone" "didn't you lock the door?" becauze they'll be there when something horrible happens and there's no way to prepare for that imagine what you otp's wrists might say.
November 6, 2025 at 2:51 PM
blandbeard.bsky.social
LOML <3
ed teach talking to a bunny (wolf) about his spider tattoo
November 6, 2025 at 2:16 AM
blandbeard.bsky.social
everyone please look at my baby boy and tell him how cute he is. thank you
ed teach, smiling and running after stede bonnet (out of frame) in the woods
November 5, 2025 at 4:16 PM
blandbeard.bsky.social
the epitome of
the discord chomp emoji
November 5, 2025 at 9:56 AM
blandbeard.bsky.social
why are the best flavors always limited edition? this is the best chip flavor i’ve ever had. i’m obsessed. i need an entire skid of them delivered to my house immediately
a photo of a near-empty bag of miss vickies chips, in “spicy pepperoncini & focaccia” flavor. i done died and gone to heaven these things are incredible
November 5, 2025 at 4:44 AM
blandbeard.bsky.social
idk i feel like im not posting ed enough lately. dw babygirl i still love you the most
ed teach making a cute face as he considers what jackie (offscreen) is saying. like really. why is he so cute
November 4, 2025 at 7:30 AM
blandbeard.bsky.social
happy halloween i'm too grumpy and gross to dress up this year (not to mention my city doesn't have any events - lame) so i've decided to dress up the baby ed in my mind in a tiny frog onesie. mama teach is swooning. he is so cute. he's going to eat his weight in candy and pass out early
a stock image of a child in a little frog onesie. the left is front view, the right is side view. the costume is green with a white belly. it appears there is a buttflap which is even fucking cuter
November 1, 2025 at 2:23 AM
blandbeard.bsky.social
yeah fuck it. ofmd ships only. don’t be afraid to make it weird
Send me a ship and I'll answer three questions based on if I ship it or not. Ship It 1. What made you ship it? 2. What are your favorite things about the ship? 3. Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship? Don't Ship It 1. Why don't you ship it? 2. What would have made you like it? 3. Despite not shipping it, do you have anything positive to say about it?
October 31, 2025 at 3:33 AM
blandbeard.bsky.social
easy to win the halloween costume contest at work when only two of you dress up and there’s two prizes. but anyway 😌
ed talking to a bunny (wolf) about his spider tattoo me dressed as ed talking to a plush bunny (wolf) about MY spider tattoo
October 30, 2025 at 2:27 PM