Kitty Renée Twat (But ur daddy calls me Simp)
@sillygoosecocaine.bsky.social
Artist. 👩🏾🎨 Writer. ✍🏾 Pirate bae. #ofmd 🏴☠️ #helluva ho.🦉Old men kissing-lover.👨❤️💋👨 she/her? I hardly know’er! 30-something with no talent, just vibes.
Biggest opp/bby sister @undeadsandworm
Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/K3K1F6EOX
Biggest opp/bby sister @undeadsandworm
Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/K3K1F6EOX
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The world has a hole in it.
"Fucks sake," Ed grumbles, closing-out Twitter with the afflicted sigh of existentialism. Or pessimism. These days, he can hardly tell the difference. "Just a wasteland of bullshit."
"Fucks sake," Ed grumbles, closing-out Twitter with the afflicted sigh of existentialism. Or pessimism. These days, he can hardly tell the difference. "Just a wasteland of bullshit."
Calling all employed pirates I have a whole desk I need to home of the sexual and would love to see y’all’s work spaces for some inspo 🏴☠️
November 19, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Calling all employed pirates I have a whole desk I need to home of the sexual and would love to see y’all’s work spaces for some inspo 🏴☠️
Stede sitting down then immediately standing back up again in the ofmd pilot is my essence as a human being in a nutshell.
November 18, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Stede sitting down then immediately standing back up again in the ofmd pilot is my essence as a human being in a nutshell.
Is this less dumb if it’s ofmd? 😂
November 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Is this less dumb if it’s ofmd? 😂
Is it dapression or is it dapressure?
a woman with braids is looking at herself in a mirror and making a funny face .
ALT: a woman with braids is looking at herself in a mirror and making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Is it dapression or is it dapressure?
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It’s really funny to me they cancelled a hit pirate comedy for being gay only to find out Trump was sucking Bubba’s cock a couple years later
November 16, 2025 at 6:38 PM
It’s really funny to me they cancelled a hit pirate comedy for being gay only to find out Trump was sucking Bubba’s cock a couple years later
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I think it’s cool when the grocery store asks you to donate to the food bank but also locks its dumpsters. It just makes sense
November 14, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I think it’s cool when the grocery store asks you to donate to the food bank but also locks its dumpsters. It just makes sense
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Happy Friday!
Be weird. ✔️
Stay weird. ✔️
Get weird. ✔️
Be weird. ✔️
Stay weird. ✔️
Get weird. ✔️
November 14, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Happy Friday!
Be weird. ✔️
Stay weird. ✔️
Get weird. ✔️
Be weird. ✔️
Stay weird. ✔️
Get weird. ✔️
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Happy Halloween 🎃 🏴☠️
October 31, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Happy Halloween 🎃 🏴☠️
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THIS BITCH PRONOUNCES THE SECOND B IN BOMB
I REPEAT SHE SAYS BOMB INSTEAD OF BOMB
SHES CRAZY
THROW @sillygoosecocaine.bsky.social IN A CELL
I REPEAT SHE SAYS BOMB INSTEAD OF BOMB
SHES CRAZY
THROW @sillygoosecocaine.bsky.social IN A CELL
November 13, 2025 at 8:59 PM
THIS BITCH PRONOUNCES THE SECOND B IN BOMB
I REPEAT SHE SAYS BOMB INSTEAD OF BOMB
SHES CRAZY
THROW @sillygoosecocaine.bsky.social IN A CELL
I REPEAT SHE SAYS BOMB INSTEAD OF BOMB
SHES CRAZY
THROW @sillygoosecocaine.bsky.social IN A CELL
@undeadsandworm.bsky.social
I may be slow but I’m not stupid u feel me
I may be slow but I’m not stupid u feel me
November 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
@undeadsandworm.bsky.social
I may be slow but I’m not stupid u feel me
I may be slow but I’m not stupid u feel me
i know—i know—i should be 😴 but my friend took me to 🍸 n 🍣 so i was too busy to take pics n lookit how cool my eyeliner is! Ignore how obviously high i am 😂
(Side note I was fighting for my life trying to dress this chain halter down and ended up ditching it so we would make it before they closed😭
(Side note I was fighting for my life trying to dress this chain halter down and ended up ditching it so we would make it before they closed😭
November 13, 2025 at 9:04 AM
i know—i know—i should be 😴 but my friend took me to 🍸 n 🍣 so i was too busy to take pics n lookit how cool my eyeliner is! Ignore how obviously high i am 😂
(Side note I was fighting for my life trying to dress this chain halter down and ended up ditching it so we would make it before they closed😭
(Side note I was fighting for my life trying to dress this chain halter down and ended up ditching it so we would make it before they closed😭
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Don't you want your sammie?
November 11, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Don't you want your sammie?
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Think we could all use some fluff ❤️
November 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Think we could all use some fluff ❤️
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have a gentleman potato for your sorrows
November 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
have a gentleman potato for your sorrows
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OH MY GOD @sillygoosecocaine.bsky.social PFFFFTT
modern au where ed is the owner of the cum coffee
November 10, 2025 at 5:58 PM
OH MY GOD @sillygoosecocaine.bsky.social PFFFFTT
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Don't kill one another you guys!
November 10, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Don't kill one another you guys!
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Given the current state of my wardrobe, I will more likely be fighting God pantsless.😑
I wanna vent but everyone I know is one bad day away from fistfighting God shirtless behind a Denny’s.
November 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Given the current state of my wardrobe, I will more likely be fighting God pantsless.😑
So my mom and I will randomly challenge e/o to 10 min bad pirate porn write offs. She literally always wins, but this one had me dead so I had to share it. 🧵
Prompt:
taking down Halloween decorations, but make it porn.
Title of her work:
SUCK MY HALLOWEEENIS
Prompt:
taking down Halloween decorations, but make it porn.
Title of her work:
SUCK MY HALLOWEEENIS
November 9, 2025 at 5:23 PM
So my mom and I will randomly challenge e/o to 10 min bad pirate porn write offs. She literally always wins, but this one had me dead so I had to share it. 🧵
Prompt:
taking down Halloween decorations, but make it porn.
Title of her work:
SUCK MY HALLOWEEENIS
Prompt:
taking down Halloween decorations, but make it porn.
Title of her work:
SUCK MY HALLOWEEENIS
I wanna vent but everyone I know is one bad day away from fistfighting God shirtless behind a Denny’s.
November 9, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I wanna vent but everyone I know is one bad day away from fistfighting God shirtless behind a Denny’s.
November 9, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Rq anyone got a mid day hangover remedy? I started early as fuck and went hard as fuck and took a 4 hour nap and now I’m feelin reeeeeeeeeal gross n have regrets and is there anything I can do besides making myself call earl?
November 9, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Rq anyone got a mid day hangover remedy? I started early as fuck and went hard as fuck and took a 4 hour nap and now I’m feelin reeeeeeeeeal gross n have regrets and is there anything I can do besides making myself call earl?
lemme come over and ignore u in person 😘📱
November 6, 2025 at 11:51 PM
lemme come over and ignore u in person 😘📱
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Guess I should make more of those…
"Over 84 million American adults say they’re more likely to watch a TV show if it features at least one LGBTQ+ character,” Townsend said. "… This audience has continued to tune in year after year.”
Nearly Half of All LGBTQ+ Characters Will Disappear From TV Next Season, GLAAD Study Finds
The 2024-25 TV season recorded 489 queer characters across broadcast, cable and screenings, but cancellations and plot find a deep decline to come
www.thewrap.com
November 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Guess I should make more of those…