Kitty Renée Twat (But ur daddy calls me Simp)
@sillygoosecocaine.bsky.social
Artist. 👩🏾🎨 Writer. ✍🏾
Pirate bae. #ofmd 🏴☠️ #helluva ho.🦉
Old men kissing? 👨❤️💋👨 oh bb that’s my Super Bowl. My Coachella.
she/her? I hardly know’er😩
30-something or the other depending on the lighting.
Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/K3K1F6EOX
Pirate bae. #ofmd 🏴☠️ #helluva ho.🦉
Old men kissing? 👨❤️💋👨 oh bb that’s my Super Bowl. My Coachella.
she/her? I hardly know’er😩
30-something or the other depending on the lighting.
Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/K3K1F6EOX
December 4, 2025 at 8:01 AM
✨beautiful big titty butt naked women just don't fall out the fuckin sky, you know?👀 #blondeofFrankenstein #moneypiece
December 4, 2025 at 6:55 AM
✨beautiful big titty butt naked women just don't fall out the fuckin sky, you know?👀 #blondeofFrankenstein #moneypiece
December 4, 2025 at 4:51 AM
When im soft, the world spits draconian hymns at me. And still, after wars I never meant to survive, I wore my gentleness like a purple heart and pressed it into any hand I could reach. But when I go quiet&let indifference bloom, people get kind💀
and fuck me I can’t pretend I don’t see it anymore.🖕🏾
and fuck me I can’t pretend I don’t see it anymore.🖕🏾
December 4, 2025 at 2:37 AM
When im soft, the world spits draconian hymns at me. And still, after wars I never meant to survive, I wore my gentleness like a purple heart and pressed it into any hand I could reach. But when I go quiet&let indifference bloom, people get kind💀
and fuck me I can’t pretend I don’t see it anymore.🖕🏾
and fuck me I can’t pretend I don’t see it anymore.🖕🏾
December 4, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I get it cracking like a bad back
Bitch talking she the queen when she looking like a lab rat
I'm Angelina, you Jennifer
Come on, bitch, you see where Brad at😊💅🏾
Bitch talking she the queen when she looking like a lab rat
I'm Angelina, you Jennifer
Come on, bitch, you see where Brad at😊💅🏾
December 4, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I get it cracking like a bad back
Bitch talking she the queen when she looking like a lab rat
I'm Angelina, you Jennifer
Come on, bitch, you see where Brad at😊💅🏾
Bitch talking she the queen when she looking like a lab rat
I'm Angelina, you Jennifer
Come on, bitch, you see where Brad at😊💅🏾
Did I help with anything? Uhhh define help
November 27, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Did I help with anything? Uhhh define help
This how she b talking to me istg
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November 25, 2025 at 3:27 AM
This how she b talking to me istg
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November 24, 2025 at 6:06 AM
STOP. this is a selfie checkpoint. you must repost with a cute selfie(s) to proceed. 😌
November 23, 2025 at 4:00 AM
STOP. this is a selfie checkpoint. you must repost with a cute selfie(s) to proceed. 😌
Update:
November 20, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Update:
Took three whole days before I had to take a lil bathroom panic/regroup sesh so I’d say that’s a win
November 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Took three whole days before I had to take a lil bathroom panic/regroup sesh so I’d say that’s a win
i know—i know—i should be 😴 but my friend took me to 🍸 n 🍣 so i was too busy to take pics n lookit how cool my eyeliner is! Ignore how obviously high i am 😂
(Side note I was fighting for my life trying to dress this chain halter down and ended up ditching it so we would make it before they closed😭
(Side note I was fighting for my life trying to dress this chain halter down and ended up ditching it so we would make it before they closed😭
November 13, 2025 at 9:04 AM
i know—i know—i should be 😴 but my friend took me to 🍸 n 🍣 so i was too busy to take pics n lookit how cool my eyeliner is! Ignore how obviously high i am 😂
(Side note I was fighting for my life trying to dress this chain halter down and ended up ditching it so we would make it before they closed😭
(Side note I was fighting for my life trying to dress this chain halter down and ended up ditching it so we would make it before they closed😭
🫡 aye aye capn
November 9, 2025 at 3:17 AM
🫡 aye aye capn
lemme come over and ignore u in person 😘📱
November 6, 2025 at 11:51 PM
lemme come over and ignore u in person 😘📱
Honestly Frenchie and Milo being nap people is so iconic 💅🏾💤 thank you @blackdelphinium.bsky.social this little guy continues to make us happy af ❤️ #ofmd #nap
November 5, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Honestly Frenchie and Milo being nap people is so iconic 💅🏾💤 thank you @blackdelphinium.bsky.social this little guy continues to make us happy af ❤️ #ofmd #nap
Anyways. Selfie. Lips dry ah fuuuuu👌😂
November 5, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Anyways. Selfie. Lips dry ah fuuuuu👌😂
Aw I’m glad that u had a good time bb u deserve it. ❤️❤️❤️Also look what I found:
November 3, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Aw I’m glad that u had a good time bb u deserve it. ❤️❤️❤️Also look what I found:
Living ded nurse ⛑️🧟♀️
November 2, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Living ded nurse ⛑️🧟♀️
Where he always ends up💀 father gahd collekt mi quik
October 28, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Where he always ends up💀 father gahd collekt mi quik
Got my little man back. For how long? Who knows. But I feel so much better already ❤️😌 (got him a hotdog costume for Halloween but my grandma said it’s gonna make him too tasty looking to hawks and owls and bigger dogs and she was DEAD serious 😂)
October 18, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Got my little man back. For how long? Who knows. But I feel so much better already ❤️😌 (got him a hotdog costume for Halloween but my grandma said it’s gonna make him too tasty looking to hawks and owls and bigger dogs and she was DEAD serious 😂)
I had three massive drinks on the floor by my bed this week and my straight friend was like “if gay becomes illegal again you’d be passing until they saw this shit” 💀
October 18, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I had three massive drinks on the floor by my bed this week and my straight friend was like “if gay becomes illegal again you’d be passing until they saw this shit” 💀
helped a guy with a buncha shit in his hands before clocking out.
Him:you like grapes?
Me, traumatized earlier tonight by a fuckin mcchicken: uh..yes?
Him:Then they’re yours!
Me:thanks! Been meaning to do some still life’s anyway
Him:oh you’re an artist?!Then this is also yours for inspiration!
☺️
Him:you like grapes?
Me, traumatized earlier tonight by a fuckin mcchicken: uh..yes?
Him:Then they’re yours!
Me:thanks! Been meaning to do some still life’s anyway
Him:oh you’re an artist?!Then this is also yours for inspiration!
☺️
September 8, 2025 at 4:18 AM
helped a guy with a buncha shit in his hands before clocking out.
Him:you like grapes?
Me, traumatized earlier tonight by a fuckin mcchicken: uh..yes?
Him:Then they’re yours!
Me:thanks! Been meaning to do some still life’s anyway
Him:oh you’re an artist?!Then this is also yours for inspiration!
☺️
Him:you like grapes?
Me, traumatized earlier tonight by a fuckin mcchicken: uh..yes?
Him:Then they’re yours!
Me:thanks! Been meaning to do some still life’s anyway
Him:oh you’re an artist?!Then this is also yours for inspiration!
☺️
Not even the fire that someone just fucking set on my job parking lot that I’m waiting for 911 to come extinguish is gonna take away the fuzzy feeling inside *eye twitch*
September 8, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Not even the fire that someone just fucking set on my job parking lot that I’m waiting for 911 to come extinguish is gonna take away the fuzzy feeling inside *eye twitch*