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🥔Pass the Shrampberry Sauce🦐
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Your favorite crustacean's favorite crustacean.
Gillennial.
Our Flag Means Daddy Gang.
🦪₵Ⱡł₮ ₵ɄⱠ₮🦪 Leader.
THE FIRST PRIDE WAS A RIOT
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Not actually a little thing, but I'm still riding the high of seeing #DeathBecomesHer on Broadway.

Not to be dramatic, but I would die for Megan Hilty and her incredible voice and acting choices and legs.

@deathbecomesbway.bsky.social What a fantastic show.
Photo of a Death Becomes Her playbill in bluish purple lighting, with a stage curtain that says Death Becomes Her in the background. Woman posing in blue-purple lighting in front of the Death Becomes Her stage curtain A large pinkish vial suspended from the ceiling of a theater, lit in blue. Photo of cars on a street at night in front of a theater with the Death Becomes Her advertising on the theater. Behind it you can see a sign for scientology.
November 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Mamdani campaign sign style text that says "Dickfuck no it's not."
November 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Blonde woman with an eyepatch looking smug
November 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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A year ago today, wrung out, unemployed, and lovesick, everything changed for me. It was so strange, having a personal victory on such an awful day. But it gave me hope while we watched a nightmare become a reality. And I guess that's all we need to keep going. Just a chance for things to better.
Screenshot of text that says: November 5. I have so much love in me that I would like to cry; — Simone de Beauvoir, from Diary of a Philosophy Student
November 6, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Look at this beautiful idiot.
Two femme presenting people with different shades of pink hair sitting next to each other and smiling. A person with pink hair wearing a colorful patterned dress in pink lighting sitting in a crowd holding a diet coke. They are looking up sweetly. A femme presenting person with blonde and pink hair and large green glasses, smiling for a selfie with a woman with purple hair and lots of makeup. A femme person with pink hair and large glasses wearing a tiny vintage hat and tropical print dress, posing cutely with their hand under their chin.
November 1, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Tweet about sports edited to be about OFMD: I think a lot of people think the point of OFMD is that your blorbos will win and then you will be happy. That is not the point of OFMD. The point of OFMD is to be sad in a group.
October 28, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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(posted with sincerity because who the hell can afford therapy in this economy)
Geordi LaForge meme with him doing the "no" hand gesture to the caption "Going to therapy" and the pointed "yes" finger to the caption "The healing power of a well-timed meme."
October 28, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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That Canva Pro account is worth every penny.
Screenshot of Scully from The X-Files dresses conservatively, sitting at a table and smiling.
October 28, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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What a coincidence
Agent Mulder in the driver's seat of a car flashing a badge that's edited to say "Come Expert"
October 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Blonde woman in a faux tiger fur jacket and a beanie with the caption "What the hell, sure."
October 27, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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M Ö T H
A tuxedo cat looking up with big eyes A closer zoom of tuxedo cat looking up with big eyes An extreme closeup of a tuxedo cat looking up with big eyes
October 24, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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A black cat wrapped up in a blankie
October 16, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Picture of Riker from Star Trek TNG looking shocked, with the caption "Commander Yiker."
October 16, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Happy Anita Bryant Taking a Pie to the Face Day to all who celebrate.
Screenshot of Anita Bryant taking a pie to the face with the caption "It happened on this day in 1977! IYKYK."
October 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Screenshot of a tweet by @/NotABigJerk: I'm not falling for that hot take. That's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. I refuse to participate in that kind of perversion.
October 10, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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Nathan Foad is just me and @thesearethekids.bsky.social in a trenchcoat.
Screenshot of Nathan Foad's Instagram story where he has tried to Google "English to German" but appelled it "ebglis to Herman."
October 7, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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Random photo time
A window display at night. There's an interior scene set up and lit in neon colors, but chairs are upside down seemingly hanging from the ceiling, and the ceiling on the floor.
October 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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October 3, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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Let's be real: they're manic pixie dream guy 4 manic pixie dream guy.
Screenshot of Stede and Ed from OFMD. Stede is dressed in Ed's leather outfit while Ed is in Stede's puffy white shirt and silky trousers.
October 2, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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Oh that is so satisfying!
Screenshot from OFMD of Fang throwing Lucius's finger into the sea and saying "Begone, you foul thing!" but instead of the finger it says "Your ex."
October 1, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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I'm so fucking bad af self-promo.

Im in an OFMD drag show tonight in Eugene, OR. Oregon pirates, come thru!
Poster for Our Flag Mean Drag: The Fuckery drag show in Eugene, Oregon. Sept 27 doors at 7pm, show at 8pm. At The Hybrid, 441 W 3rd Ave, Eugene, OR.
September 27, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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This is part 2 of a Tik Tok of a guy exploring a lighthouse in Florence, Oregon 🥹. I'll link it in another post below because part 1 is worth a watch too.
September 25, 2025 at 9:03 AM
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This is what I mean by a piped cardigan btw
Black button up cardigan with white piping along the button line, bottom, cuffs, and pockets.
September 19, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Post a female character you love.
My skeptical queen, Dana Scully, from season 5 of The X-Files, giving someone a death stare.
September 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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I will forever be chasing the high I felt on this day. I think it all peaked here.

I miss it. I miss the excitement, the possibilities, the collective buzz, the electricity in the air of the fandom.

Below is a little reaction video I took at the time.
September 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM