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I'm going to be thinking about the penis of every male ski jumper for the next two weeks just as the ancient Greeks intended.
February 6, 2026 at 3:04 AM
I'm going to be thinking about the penis of every male ski jumper for the next two weeks just as the ancient Greeks intended.
Personally I am focusing all of my energy on the Miss Piggy & Sabrina Carpenter Islands in the Stream duet from the new Muppet Show and the Penis Enlargement Skiing Scandal so I do not simply crash out completely.
February 6, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Personally I am focusing all of my energy on the Miss Piggy & Sabrina Carpenter Islands in the Stream duet from the new Muppet Show and the Penis Enlargement Skiing Scandal so I do not simply crash out completely.
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Times article has an incredible illustration
February 5, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Times article has an incredible illustration
My biennial resub to Peacock for the Olympics.
February 6, 2026 at 12:07 AM
My biennial resub to Peacock for the Olympics.
I've seen Ed and Izzy but has anyone done Mary???
Ed in Princess Di's revenge dress
February 5, 2026 at 11:16 PM
I've seen Ed and Izzy but has anyone done Mary???
Every time a post even remotely breaks containment which is only like 30 likes you start getting "WELL WHAT ABOUT PANCAKES"ed to oblivion and it's exhausting.
one reason bluesky vibes are off is that traditional posting etiquette has gone out the window for most of the userbase. every post you see, every reply underneath—each is an opportunity to bring up something unrelated to the existing conversation that you happen to be thinking about 85% of the time
February 5, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Every time a post even remotely breaks containment which is only like 30 likes you start getting "WELL WHAT ABOUT PANCAKES"ed to oblivion and it's exhausting.
Something Simon and Garfunkel are always gonna do is look haunted on an album cover and I respect it
February 5, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Something Simon and Garfunkel are always gonna do is look haunted on an album cover and I respect it
I finished "John & Paul: A Love Story in Songs" today and I think I need 8-10 business months to recover. I was sold before, they were absolutely romantically together, but man the subtext of some of that book. I just wish he had had the courage to say it.
February 5, 2026 at 6:07 PM
I finished "John & Paul: A Love Story in Songs" today and I think I need 8-10 business months to recover. I was sold before, they were absolutely romantically together, but man the subtext of some of that book. I just wish he had had the courage to say it.
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Allowing AI generate your image based on your social media feed is just giving permission to let third party apps, that are usually prohibited, data-mine your entire post history, all your photos, your relationships, your children's images EVERYTHING.
February 5, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Allowing AI generate your image based on your social media feed is just giving permission to let third party apps, that are usually prohibited, data-mine your entire post history, all your photos, your relationships, your children's images EVERYTHING.
How to explain to toddler that Elmo has gone away for two weeks because it's the Olympics send post.
February 5, 2026 at 5:35 PM
How to explain to toddler that Elmo has gone away for two weeks because it's the Olympics send post.
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3-Year-Old Willing To Die For Bluey https://theonion.com/3-year-old-willing-to-die-for-bluey/
February 5, 2026 at 5:00 PM
3-Year-Old Willing To Die For Bluey https://theonion.com/3-year-old-willing-to-die-for-bluey/
After going out with him this morning, I need to issue a correction: the plastic Halloween pumpkin bucket that has to go everywhere with us is Babo, not Bobo.
The toddler has brought her Halloween pumpkin out on errands for three days in a row now and calls it Bobo. We're getting ready to leave and she just asked "Where Bobo?" and then grabbed it and her shoes.
Bobo is my second child now, I guess.
Bobo is my second child now, I guess.
February 5, 2026 at 4:55 PM
After going out with him this morning, I need to issue a correction: the plastic Halloween pumpkin bucket that has to go everywhere with us is Babo, not Bobo.
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‘Lord Of The Rings’ Reader Can’t Believe How Long It Taking Sam And Frodo To Fuck https://theonion.com/lord-of-the-rings-reader-cant-believe-how-long-it-taking-sam-and-frodo-to-fuck/
February 4, 2026 at 10:00 PM
‘Lord Of The Rings’ Reader Can’t Believe How Long It Taking Sam And Frodo To Fuck https://theonion.com/lord-of-the-rings-reader-cant-believe-how-long-it-taking-sam-and-frodo-to-fuck/
I always forget how fucking funny Boone and Locke are as a duo, out there digging out the hatch pretending Master Tracker Survivalist Hunter John Locke had suddenly become completely unable to find a boar.
This show! Is so good! When it is good!!!!!!!!!!
This show! Is so good! When it is good!!!!!!!!!!
February 5, 2026 at 4:11 AM
I always forget how fucking funny Boone and Locke are as a duo, out there digging out the hatch pretending Master Tracker Survivalist Hunter John Locke had suddenly become completely unable to find a boar.
This show! Is so good! When it is good!!!!!!!!!!
This show! Is so good! When it is good!!!!!!!!!!
They should ban maga hats from It's A Small World send post
February 5, 2026 at 2:16 AM
They should ban maga hats from It's A Small World send post
Everyone with Disney+ watch the Muppet Show special approximately 500 times so they make more please and thank you.
February 5, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Everyone with Disney+ watch the Muppet Show special approximately 500 times so they make more please and thank you.
Getting in low-stakes arguments on reddit to feel alive.
February 4, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Getting in low-stakes arguments on reddit to feel alive.
This came to me as I was falling asleep. #heatedrivalry
February 4, 2026 at 6:52 PM
This came to me as I was falling asleep. #heatedrivalry
The toddler has brought her Halloween pumpkin out on errands for three days in a row now and calls it Bobo. We're getting ready to leave and she just asked "Where Bobo?" and then grabbed it and her shoes.
Bobo is my second child now, I guess.
Bobo is my second child now, I guess.
February 4, 2026 at 2:48 PM
The toddler has brought her Halloween pumpkin out on errands for three days in a row now and calls it Bobo. We're getting ready to leave and she just asked "Where Bobo?" and then grabbed it and her shoes.
Bobo is my second child now, I guess.
Bobo is my second child now, I guess.
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Hello.You may not know that I also run Pirate Reading Club. There's a Winter one happening now with about 2 months left to go. Read things, fill in squares, maybe earn a badge! It's mellow, low-stakes, and if you look at other readers' posts,you get some great book ideas!
bsky.app/profile/pira...
bsky.app/profile/pira...
Pirate Reading Club returns with bingo for the start of the year!
Choose a bingo card, read some books that fit the prompts, and give reviews for the blog (if you want).
January 1 - March 31, 2026
Get a bingo, earn a badge! Let’s go!!
Choose a bingo card, read some books that fit the prompts, and give reviews for the blog (if you want).
January 1 - March 31, 2026
Get a bingo, earn a badge! Let’s go!!
February 4, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Hello.You may not know that I also run Pirate Reading Club. There's a Winter one happening now with about 2 months left to go. Read things, fill in squares, maybe earn a badge! It's mellow, low-stakes, and if you look at other readers' posts,you get some great book ideas!
bsky.app/profile/pira...
bsky.app/profile/pira...
I have finally read a book that gets me some squares! Holds timing and a series I started in December have foiled me so far. (Are we allowed to use the same book to fill multiple squares?)
The Butcher of the Forest by Premee Mohamed, excellent creepy novella.
The Butcher of the Forest by Premee Mohamed, excellent creepy novella.
February 3, 2026 at 11:45 PM
I have finally read a book that gets me some squares! Holds timing and a series I started in December have foiled me so far. (Are we allowed to use the same book to fill multiple squares?)
The Butcher of the Forest by Premee Mohamed, excellent creepy novella.
The Butcher of the Forest by Premee Mohamed, excellent creepy novella.
OK HOLD ON I HAD AN EPIPHANY HOW MANY BIRTHDAY SONG VIDEOS IS WAITER HAYDEN IN. RELEASE THE FILES.
February 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
OK HOLD ON I HAD AN EPIPHANY HOW MANY BIRTHDAY SONG VIDEOS IS WAITER HAYDEN IN. RELEASE THE FILES.
I don't care who knows it: If Hayden Pike has no defenders I am dead.
February 3, 2026 at 10:52 PM
I don't care who knows it: If Hayden Pike has no defenders I am dead.
People who like watching television like to watch television! It's amazing!
The Pitt got greenlit for a season 3, out next February, and the announcement has very funny comment from HBO chairman Casey Bloys that’s like “yeah, turns out if you just make a TV show like how we used to make TV shows you can have a 15+ episode season every year 🤷♂️”
February 3, 2026 at 5:44 PM
People who like watching television like to watch television! It's amazing!