Kelly
@tealwaistcoat.bsky.social
Born in “the 1900s.” Unmotivated. Large-bodied, BED/EDNOS. Just trying to, like, be.
📍 Colorado (unceded)
📍 Colorado (unceded)
It never gets old 🥲
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
It never gets old 🥲
My uncle is “en France” and guys, a new “live laugh love” has dropped
November 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
My uncle is “en France” and guys, a new “live laugh love” has dropped
Ha-ha! Successfully averted an evening of increasingly painful chest muscle spasms (the last time I had this happen I couldn't sleep all night, it was so painful).
Clonazepam and ice packs yay 🎉
Anxiety attacks boo 🗣️
Clonazepam and ice packs yay 🎉
Anxiety attacks boo 🗣️
November 24, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Ha-ha! Successfully averted an evening of increasingly painful chest muscle spasms (the last time I had this happen I couldn't sleep all night, it was so painful).
Clonazepam and ice packs yay 🎉
Anxiety attacks boo 🗣️
Clonazepam and ice packs yay 🎉
Anxiety attacks boo 🗣️
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I don’t know how many “I think it went well”s I have left in me - but I think it went well.
Me hyping myself before tomorrow’s (third second round) interview
Frog and Toad were sad for a while.
Then Frog said, “Toad, here is what you must do. Tonight when you go to bed, you must think some very big thoughts. Those big thoughts will make your head grow larger. In the morning your new hat may fit.”
Then Frog said, “Toad, here is what you must do. Tonight when you go to bed, you must think some very big thoughts. Those big thoughts will make your head grow larger. In the morning your new hat may fit.”
November 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I don’t know how many “I think it went well”s I have left in me - but I think it went well.
Reposted by Kelly
Me hyping myself before tomorrow’s (third second round) interview
Frog and Toad were sad for a while.
Then Frog said, “Toad, here is what you must do. Tonight when you go to bed, you must think some very big thoughts. Those big thoughts will make your head grow larger. In the morning your new hat may fit.”
Then Frog said, “Toad, here is what you must do. Tonight when you go to bed, you must think some very big thoughts. Those big thoughts will make your head grow larger. In the morning your new hat may fit.”
November 18, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Me hyping myself before tomorrow’s (third second round) interview
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Honestly before I sign up for 2026 I need the full contract because the last few years definitely hid some clauses in the fine print.
#relatablehumor #funnyshark #adultingishard #2026prep #fblifestyle
#relatablehumor #funnyshark #adultingishard #2026prep #fblifestyle
November 16, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Honestly before I sign up for 2026 I need the full contract because the last few years definitely hid some clauses in the fine print.
#relatablehumor #funnyshark #adultingishard #2026prep #fblifestyle
#relatablehumor #funnyshark #adultingishard #2026prep #fblifestyle
Saw a one-man show about Truman Capote tonight at my local sex museum. Feeling very Cultured.
November 16, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Saw a one-man show about Truman Capote tonight at my local sex museum. Feeling very Cultured.
Just had a real pang for the Stede Hair. I miss it.
November 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Just had a real pang for the Stede Hair. I miss it.
Just listened to an interview with Jordan Litz about how he ran a full marathon and then did two back-to-back Broadway shows of “Wicked” all on the same day.
There is a certain masochism among fit people. I truly don’t understand.
There is a certain masochism among fit people. I truly don’t understand.
HTDE: Broadway Musicals And Best In Show : Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
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November 14, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Just listened to an interview with Jordan Litz about how he ran a full marathon and then did two back-to-back Broadway shows of “Wicked” all on the same day.
There is a certain masochism among fit people. I truly don’t understand.
There is a certain masochism among fit people. I truly don’t understand.
“Muppet Treasure Island” remains an incredible movie
two muppets wearing pirate hats are sitting at the steering wheel of a boat
Alt: Captain Smollett (Kermit) sings along at the helm. First Mate Arrow (Sam Eagle) sighs and walks away. Kermit stops singing.
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
“Muppet Treasure Island” remains an incredible movie
Turns out you can only listen to 30-second clips of songs on a Tidal free plan. And Deezer doesn't let you use lyrics on its free plans. So. Back to Spotify for awhile ig 🥲
November 12, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Turns out you can only listen to 30-second clips of songs on a Tidal free plan. And Deezer doesn't let you use lyrics on its free plans. So. Back to Spotify for awhile ig 🥲
Had another first-round interview today. "So normally, I would do the phone interviews first, and then reach out about next steps, but I think I would be really dumb not to bring you back for another interview, so let's just- are you free next Tuesday?"
My self-esteem rn:
My self-esteem rn:
November 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Had another first-round interview today. "So normally, I would do the phone interviews first, and then reach out about next steps, but I think I would be really dumb not to bring you back for another interview, so let's just- are you free next Tuesday?"
My self-esteem rn:
My self-esteem rn:
I got a Bob for doing all my job hunt things this week! ✨
(Be friends with me on Finch! Friend code: 6748M62FSW)
(Be friends with me on Finch! Friend code: 6748M62FSW)
November 11, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I got a Bob for doing all my job hunt things this week! ✨
(Be friends with me on Finch! Friend code: 6748M62FSW)
(Be friends with me on Finch! Friend code: 6748M62FSW)
Part of this is that I must, in order to survive - but I really do have a good feeling about this one 👀
Yesss, third second-round interview 💪🏻
Never been told at a phone screener that they'll be following up to schedule the in-person interview. Usually I have to hang on and wait for a week wondering whether they liked me. That's nice.
November 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Part of this is that I must, in order to survive - but I really do have a good feeling about this one 👀
Parking is such sweet sorrow
November 10, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Parking is such sweet sorrow
The posts on here being surprised at how crappy "Hell House: Lineage" is after loving "Origins" seem to be oblivious to the plot weirdness that was already happening in "Origins."
Oh Stephen, no 😔
November 7, 2025 at 11:41 PM
The posts on here being surprised at how crappy "Hell House: Lineage" is after loving "Origins" seem to be oblivious to the plot weirdness that was already happening in "Origins."
This plus the new Hell House movie ✨
November 6, 2025 at 4:51 PM
This plus the new Hell House movie ✨
Met with my workforce case manager today, and we are ✨ full moon ✨ manifesting ✨
November 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Met with my workforce case manager today, and we are ✨ full moon ✨ manifesting ✨