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Kelly
@tealwaistcoat.bsky.social
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Born in “the 1900s.” Unmotivated. Large-bodied, BED/EDNOS. Just trying to, like, be.

📍 Colorado (unceded)
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You make it sound like Battle Royale lol
From the movie "Battle Royale": A Japanese woman leans while saluting and smiling. She's wearing a camo pair of shorts and an army cap, and a bright orange t-shirt with "BR" on it.
December 5, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Was that a swear word cut off of that sign there 😂
Sign stuck into the snow: "It's a" (piece missing of the sign) "privilige [sic] To live in Colorado"
December 5, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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This show is such a fascinating juxtaposition to the usual "humanity will destroy itself and we robots must take over to prevent it" concept.
Screenshot from "Pluribus" S01E03. A young Black man in a red and yellow DHL uniform says to Carol: "If you truly wanted a nuclear weapon..." Continued: "...we would weigh the pros and cons with you."
December 4, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Bubbling lasagna, my bby (plus two extra servings of meat sauce!)
Lasagna fresh out of the oven
December 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Closeup of Shaggy holding his head and screaming
December 4, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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My mind while trying to meditate
All the Cartoon Network characters milling about.
December 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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I've been subscribed to @tamarakeithnpr.bsky.social's White House Secret Service guard shack candle newsletter since her very first one back in March 2019 and it is the highlight of my day when one of these comes through.

She's still taking sign-ups: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
Screenshot from email. Subject: "USSSGSSCU: Balsam and Cedar + Gilded Pear and Cream" Text: "Good evening candle fans: It’s beginning to smell a lot like Christmas in the US Secret Service Guard shack. There’s a lovely little tree with frosted tips on the desk, but it’s artificial, so no real pine scent. Leave that to the Balsam and Cedar candle from Yankee Candle Company, a “timeless classic” scent. It was burning away this morning, punching above its single wick weight and giving the bustling guard shack a fully festive feel. The wax is a deep green color and the description on the Yankee Candle website is something to behold. It turns" (email is cut off).
December 4, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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😁
Top artist: Linkin Park
December 3, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Taking the small wins today.
Gonzo in "Muppet Christmas Carol" saying, "And Kelly's cheese - which was NOT recalled!" (parody of "And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die!")
December 3, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Interview invitation.
Two panels. First: Cartoon man grumpy with arms crossed. Second: Raised hands, saying "I guess"
December 3, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Nice.
Graph title: "Grass Touching." From "Online" to "Balanced" to "Offline." I'm between "Balanced" and "Offline."
December 3, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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AAAAAAAAAAHHHH
Notification that I’ve been sponsored on the Finch App, basically I get free premium benefits for a month!
December 1, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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A mock "Now That's What I Call Music" CD cover that instead says: "Now that's what I'm fucking talking about!"
December 1, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Person poking with a stick “C’mon, do something…”
December 1, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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Hoping the squirrels can restrain themselves for at least a week
Multi-colored Christmas lights wrapped around my balcony.
November 30, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Happy first snow day to all who celebrate 😌❄️ #COwx
My neighborhood with barely a little bit of snow fallen.
November 29, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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The Widow Higgins from Our Flag Means Death (OFMD) smoking a cigarette with a patch over one eye: "Murder's a natural cause."
November 29, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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(I love it)
Comedian Robert Webb making a mildly disgusted sort of face.
November 27, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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It never gets old 🥲
My six Pokémon having beaten the Elite Four! Text: “Welcome to the Hall of Fame!”
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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He’s also a photographer (hobbyist) so the pics have been gorgeous
The glass domed ceiling of the Galeries Lafayette.
November 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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My uncle is “en France” and guys, a new “live laugh love” has dropped
A Parisian bistro Le Petit Pont with the words “boire rire et manger” over the door.
November 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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mood
Tumblr post by user “abigail”: “unfortunately i do think i am in fact doomed forever but at least there’s movies and music and idk probably some other things too”
November 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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shut uppp that’s adorable
A mini black and gold fountain pen. The pen body is as long as the pen cap it’s next to.
November 19, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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Two panels of Jeremy Clarkson on Top Gear. Top: "Oh no!" Bottom: "Anyway"
November 18, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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A couple of people on a stage with a giant “ugh” on the screen behind them.
November 18, 2025 at 12:03 AM