Kelly
@tealwaistcoat.bsky.social
Born in “the 1900s.” Unmotivated. Large-bodied, BED/EDNOS. Just trying to, like, be.
📍 Colorado (unceded)
📍 Colorado (unceded)
My (constantly dieting) parents bought soy eggnog for Christmas one year. Thankfully we all agree that regular, full fat eggnog is the only way to go now.
November 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
My (constantly dieting) parents bought soy eggnog for Christmas one year. Thankfully we all agree that regular, full fat eggnog is the only way to go now.
He’s also a photographer (hobbyist) so the pics have been gorgeous
November 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
He’s also a photographer (hobbyist) so the pics have been gorgeous
I haven't taken a full clonazepam in quite awhile, I'm quite ʷₒoᵒₒzʸ
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I haven't taken a full clonazepam in quite awhile, I'm quite ʷₒoᵒₒzʸ
I need to practice my RBF more. Then silence would do the trick. But my people-pleasing kicks in HARD.
November 24, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I need to practice my RBF more. Then silence would do the trick. But my people-pleasing kicks in HARD.
what, uh, what techniques you using there bud 👉🏻👈🏻
November 23, 2025 at 4:28 AM
what, uh, what techniques you using there bud 👉🏻👈🏻
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November 22, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Wow, that’s an amazing project!
November 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Wow, that’s an amazing project!
Proto-Indo-European ‼️
a young boy is laughing with his mouth open in a striped shirt .
Alt: Young kid screaming their lungs out.
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November 21, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Proto-Indo-European ‼️
shut uppp that’s adorable
November 19, 2025 at 11:34 PM
shut uppp that’s adorable
I get it, 30 seems like a certain kind of milestone. But lots of us are struggling (because yay, capitalism), so you’re not alone. You’re on your own unique path, just keep going. 29 and 39 are gonna be like night and day, I promise 👍🏻
November 19, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I get it, 30 seems like a certain kind of milestone. But lots of us are struggling (because yay, capitalism), so you’re not alone. You’re on your own unique path, just keep going. 29 and 39 are gonna be like night and day, I promise 👍🏻
Oh trust me, your thirties are so much better than your twenties. It’s scary, but you’re gonna love it.
November 19, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Oh trust me, your thirties are so much better than your twenties. It’s scary, but you’re gonna love it.
Oh yeah, Twitter’s a cesspool. It’s tough, but you can break ties with it.
November 19, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Oh yeah, Twitter’s a cesspool. It’s tough, but you can break ties with it.