Derek Moreland (he/him)
@shmonstermaker.bsky.social
Author. Pretty bi for a white guy.
Reposted by Derek Moreland (he/him)
Colored by THE colorist, Mike Spicer.
January 13, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Colored by THE colorist, Mike Spicer.
If both TOS and TNG casts can interact with the same-ish team of X-Men, opening a wormhole/Guardian of Forever mishap/whatever sci-fi handwave is required is no issue
January 11, 2026 at 8:23 PM
If both TOS and TNG casts can interact with the same-ish team of X-Men, opening a wormhole/Guardian of Forever mishap/whatever sci-fi handwave is required is no issue
Reposted by Derek Moreland (he/him)
Go to the โReport a Fundraiserโ page and fill out the form. This was how I filled out the form since there wasnโt an option for violating the Terms of Service.
Report Fundraiser: www.gofundme.com/contact/sugg...
Ross Fundraiser (you need this for the report): www.gofundme.com/f/ice-offuve...
Report Fundraiser: www.gofundme.com/contact/sugg...
Ross Fundraiser (you need this for the report): www.gofundme.com/f/ice-offuve...
January 11, 2026 at 7:56 AM
Go to the โReport a Fundraiserโ page and fill out the form. This was how I filled out the form since there wasnโt an option for violating the Terms of Service.
Report Fundraiser: www.gofundme.com/contact/sugg...
Ross Fundraiser (you need this for the report): www.gofundme.com/f/ice-offuve...
Report Fundraiser: www.gofundme.com/contact/sugg...
Ross Fundraiser (you need this for the report): www.gofundme.com/f/ice-offuve...
Reposted by Derek Moreland (he/him)
In photos, it's getting harder and harder to tell Schumer and Trump apart (aside from the spray tan and ridiculous hair.) Both are aging, petulant, uninterested in discussion.
January 10, 2026 at 11:28 PM
In photos, it's getting harder and harder to tell Schumer and Trump apart (aside from the spray tan and ridiculous hair.) Both are aging, petulant, uninterested in discussion.
Reposted by Derek Moreland (he/him)
Reposted by Derek Moreland (he/him)
Ah, capitalism, the bubble making machine that will end us all.
January 10, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Ah, capitalism, the bubble making machine that will end us all.
Oh man. This is a tough call.
Runners up: Mon-El, Phantom Girl, Ultra Boy (the Legion's Han Solo character), Light Lass, Shadow Lass
Winner: Colossal Boy
Runners up: Mon-El, Phantom Girl, Ultra Boy (the Legion's Han Solo character), Light Lass, Shadow Lass
Winner: Colossal Boy
January 10, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Oh man. This is a tough call.
Runners up: Mon-El, Phantom Girl, Ultra Boy (the Legion's Han Solo character), Light Lass, Shadow Lass
Winner: Colossal Boy
Runners up: Mon-El, Phantom Girl, Ultra Boy (the Legion's Han Solo character), Light Lass, Shadow Lass
Winner: Colossal Boy
As a eldest millennial (look, I was born in 1981, no one can figure out where I fit), I will tell you my first memory of this scene was part of a Muppet Babies episode. And even then, it hit like a mallet to the face.
January 10, 2026 at 12:27 AM
As a eldest millennial (look, I was born in 1981, no one can figure out where I fit), I will tell you my first memory of this scene was part of a Muppet Babies episode. And even then, it hit like a mallet to the face.
Reposted by Derek Moreland (he/him)
fate, universe, and all associated parties: i beg you for opportunities to use this as a gif VERY frequently in the coming years
January 9, 2026 at 11:54 PM
fate, universe, and all associated parties: i beg you for opportunities to use this as a gif VERY frequently in the coming years
Reposted by Derek Moreland (he/him)
My favorite:
January 9, 2026 at 1:48 PM
My favorite:
Reposted by Derek Moreland (he/him)
Fox News Sends Trump Quarterly Tithe Of 3 Blond Anchors https://theonion.com/fox-news-sends-trump-quarterly-tithe-of-3-blond-anchors/
January 9, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Fox News Sends Trump Quarterly Tithe Of 3 Blond Anchors https://theonion.com/fox-news-sends-trump-quarterly-tithe-of-3-blond-anchors/
Reposted by Derek Moreland (he/him)
Anti-Trump Protests Erupt Across America
open.substack.com/pub/dworkin/...
open.substack.com/pub/dworkin/...
Anti-Trump Protests Erupt Across America
Plus, Jasmine Crockett shreds Trump as the American Maduro
open.substack.com
January 9, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Anti-Trump Protests Erupt Across America
open.substack.com/pub/dworkin/...
open.substack.com/pub/dworkin/...
Congratulations!
January 9, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Congratulations!
It needs a Criterion 4k.
January 9, 2026 at 2:09 PM
It needs a Criterion 4k.
Reposted by Derek Moreland (he/him)
One of those movies that I bought on VHS, then DVD, then Blu-ray. And then I'll buy it on whatever new high-end home video format I get talked into next. Just one of those few films of which I must always have the best version.
January 9, 2026 at 7:54 AM
One of those movies that I bought on VHS, then DVD, then Blu-ray. And then I'll buy it on whatever new high-end home video format I get talked into next. Just one of those few films of which I must always have the best version.
Wholesome as fuck.
January 9, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Wholesome as fuck.
Reposted by Derek Moreland (he/him)
Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you havenโt seen them yet, itโs incredible. My favorite so far is last weekโs. Legit got me emotional.
January 9, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you havenโt seen them yet, itโs incredible. My favorite so far is last weekโs. Legit got me emotional.
Reposted by Derek Moreland (he/him)
Anyone who wields a gun with state power should never be allowed to conceal their face. Pass it on.
Anyone who wields a gun with state power should never be allowed to conceal their face. Pass it on.
January 8, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Anyone who wields a gun with state power should never be allowed to conceal their face. Pass it on.
Reposted by Derek Moreland (he/him)
I've said it before but I want back every single minute of my life I spent talking to some dumb asshole who said Americans have to be allowed to have guns because they will stand up against a tyrannical government. That one kid who tried, I don't even remember his name.
January 8, 2026 at 9:24 PM
I've said it before but I want back every single minute of my life I spent talking to some dumb asshole who said Americans have to be allowed to have guns because they will stand up against a tyrannical government. That one kid who tried, I don't even remember his name.
Reposted by Derek Moreland (he/him)
me to so many people on this site
a cartoon character says " my god are you always on " in front of a bear
Alt: a cartoon character says " my god are you always on " in front of a bear
media.tenor.com
January 8, 2026 at 7:54 PM
me to so many people on this site
Reposted by Derek Moreland (he/him)
Bill Kristol? BILL KRISTOL figured this out before ANY Democratic politician?!
Iโm not gonna lie, this one hurts
Iโm not gonna lie, this one hurts
Abolish ICE. Really.
Trump: "I have just viewed the clip of the event which took place in Minneapolis. It is a horrible thing to watch. The woman screaming was, obviously, a professional agitator, and the woman driving the car was very disorderly, obstructing and resisting ... "
January 7, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Bill Kristol? BILL KRISTOL figured this out before ANY Democratic politician?!
Iโm not gonna lie, this one hurts
Iโm not gonna lie, this one hurts
Reposted by Derek Moreland (he/him)
Reposted by Derek Moreland (he/him)
How hard is it to write a book?
So hard!
How hard is it to publish a book?
OMG I can't begin to tell you!
How famous are writers?
Less famous than the favorite uncle of a medium-sized Catholic family.
So hard!
How hard is it to publish a book?
OMG I can't begin to tell you!
How famous are writers?
Less famous than the favorite uncle of a medium-sized Catholic family.
January 7, 2026 at 5:02 PM
How hard is it to write a book?
So hard!
How hard is it to publish a book?
OMG I can't begin to tell you!
How famous are writers?
Less famous than the favorite uncle of a medium-sized Catholic family.
So hard!
How hard is it to publish a book?
OMG I can't begin to tell you!
How famous are writers?
Less famous than the favorite uncle of a medium-sized Catholic family.
Reposted by Derek Moreland (he/him)
such a cool motherfucker. deserves more prominent roles.
January 6, 2026 at 9:00 PM
such a cool motherfucker. deserves more prominent roles.