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Derek Moreland (he/him)
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Author. Pretty bi for a white guy.
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Colored by THE colorist, Mike Spicer.
January 13, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Hi, I'm
January 13, 2026 at 2:22 PM
If both TOS and TNG casts can interact with the same-ish team of X-Men, opening a wormhole/Guardian of Forever mishap/whatever sci-fi handwave is required is no issue
January 11, 2026 at 8:23 PM
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Go to the โ€œReport a Fundraiserโ€ page and fill out the form. This was how I filled out the form since there wasnโ€™t an option for violating the Terms of Service.

Report Fundraiser: www.gofundme.com/contact/sugg...

Ross Fundraiser (you need this for the report): www.gofundme.com/f/ice-offuve...
January 11, 2026 at 7:56 AM
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In photos, it's getting harder and harder to tell Schumer and Trump apart (aside from the spray tan and ridiculous hair.) Both are aging, petulant, uninterested in discussion.
January 10, 2026 at 11:28 PM
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January 10, 2026 at 8:56 PM
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Ah, capitalism, the bubble making machine that will end us all.
January 10, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Oh man. This is a tough call.

Runners up: Mon-El, Phantom Girl, Ultra Boy (the Legion's Han Solo character), Light Lass, Shadow Lass

Winner: Colossal Boy
January 10, 2026 at 2:19 AM
As a eldest millennial (look, I was born in 1981, no one can figure out where I fit), I will tell you my first memory of this scene was part of a Muppet Babies episode. And even then, it hit like a mallet to the face.
January 10, 2026 at 12:27 AM
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fate, universe, and all associated parties: i beg you for opportunities to use this as a gif VERY frequently in the coming years
and as a video
January 9, 2026 at 11:54 PM
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My favorite:
January 9, 2026 at 1:48 PM
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Fox News Sends Trump Quarterly Tithe Of 3 Blond Anchors https://theonion.com/fox-news-sends-trump-quarterly-tithe-of-3-blond-anchors/
January 9, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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Anti-Trump Protests Erupt Across America
open.substack.com/pub/dworkin/...
Anti-Trump Protests Erupt Across America
Plus, Jasmine Crockett shreds Trump as the American Maduro
open.substack.com
January 9, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Congratulations!
January 9, 2026 at 2:09 PM
It needs a Criterion 4k.
January 9, 2026 at 2:09 PM
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One of those movies that I bought on VHS, then DVD, then Blu-ray. And then I'll buy it on whatever new high-end home video format I get talked into next. Just one of those few films of which I must always have the best version.
January 9, 2026 at 7:54 AM
Wholesome as fuck.
January 9, 2026 at 3:23 AM
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Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you havenโ€™t seen them yet, itโ€™s incredible. My favorite so far is last weekโ€™s. Legit got me emotional.
January 9, 2026 at 1:50 AM
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Anyone who wields a gun with state power should never be allowed to conceal their face. Pass it on.
Anyone who wields a gun with state power should never be allowed to conceal their face. Pass it on.
January 8, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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I've said it before but I want back every single minute of my life I spent talking to some dumb asshole who said Americans have to be allowed to have guns because they will stand up against a tyrannical government. That one kid who tried, I don't even remember his name.
January 8, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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me to so many people on this site
a cartoon character says " my god are you always on " in front of a bear
Alt: a cartoon character says " my god are you always on " in front of a bear
media.tenor.com
January 8, 2026 at 7:54 PM
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Bill Kristol? BILL KRISTOL figured this out before ANY Democratic politician?!

Iโ€™m not gonna lie, this one hurts
Abolish ICE. Really.
Trump: "I have just viewed the clip of the event which took place in Minneapolis. It is a horrible thing to watch. The woman screaming was, obviously, a professional agitator, and the woman driving the car was very disorderly, obstructing and resisting ... "
January 7, 2026 at 8:47 PM
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January 7, 2026 at 6:07 AM
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How hard is it to write a book?
So hard!
How hard is it to publish a book?
OMG I can't begin to tell you!
How famous are writers?
Less famous than the favorite uncle of a medium-sized Catholic family.
January 7, 2026 at 5:02 PM
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such a cool motherfucker. deserves more prominent roles.
January 6, 2026 at 9:00 PM