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hound time.
(by @metastatiic.bsky.social)
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#hourly #yeen https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/Yeens/D3o16LXUwAATDb8.jpg
November 16, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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magazine screenshot (2000) archive.org/details/PCGA...
November 16, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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You might think bigger memory card = more memory. Not true! There is still only 1MB in this thing.
November 15, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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この鼻は伸びてそのうちあなたに届きます。がんぼるぞい。

translation:
My nose will grow soon and one day it will reach you.
November 15, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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I have had this in my head for a solid day now and can finally go to sleep
November 12, 2025 at 8:28 AM
that's what it feels like every time i see a pre 00s volvo on the street
giant woman beholding Volvo, San Francisco

Nikon N60 | Fuji 400
November 15, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Its always yuri sword fights and never yuri trench warfare
November 15, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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A goon cave is a type of imaginarium
November 15, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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important highway message
November 15, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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nothing but respect to the urban assault smart car
November 15, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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February 20, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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November 3, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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kinda feel like this is the same thing as walking into a retirement home and screaming YO THEY'RE BRINGING BACK M*A*S*H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vine reboot called diVine has been launched 📱

• Funded by Jack Dorsey
• Includes over 100K videos from Vine's archive
• Users can upload 6-second videos
• AI-generated content is not allowed
November 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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some perspective. let's say i give you 1,000 homo djs. great. now let's say i give you 1,000 homo djs every single day. now double that. triple that. quadruple that. how many years would it take you to get to 1 billion homo djs? *over 2000*. tax the rich
November 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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It came in a disgustingly nicotine-yellowed case. Proper filthy. Bizarrely the white spine wasn't yellowed at all, so I think it was transplanted into that case. But the idea of someone chain smoking to cope with the stresses of this HIGH SPEED DRIVING RPG is not beyond the realms of possibility.
November 7, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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For some reason I cannot remove this picture from my posts. Keep trying to restart the app but it’s not working. Must be a bug.
November 10, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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1986 Volvo 240 Turbo

picture: PSParrot https://www.flickr.com/people/parkstreetparrot/ under CC BY 2.0
November 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM