Rob Pait
@sharkticon.bsky.social
Big bean is coming
Just learned about the “Beans is How” campaign, and I’m all about this vision. Unironically, this is a very smart idea, and one of the better-thought out Theories of Change I’ve seen. Who cares if Big Bean interests are involved, this is an essential change to make sdg2advocacyhub.org/beans-is-how/
November 12, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Big bean is coming
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November 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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SURPRISE!
I had an idea on Tuesday for how to do the Perfect Space Marine RPG, so I wrote the Perfect Space Marine RPG.
It's both a shitpost and a dead serious game. And it's, uh... 34,000 words long?
Anyway enjoy!!!
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
I had an idea on Tuesday for how to do the Perfect Space Marine RPG, so I wrote the Perfect Space Marine RPG.
It's both a shitpost and a dead serious game. And it's, uh... 34,000 words long?
Anyway enjoy!!!
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Oath of Moment
【OATH OF MOMENT】 An Astartes Roleplaying Game They shall be my finest warriors, these men who give of themselves to me. Like clay I shall mould them, and in the furnace of war forge them. They will be...
docs.google.com
October 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
SURPRISE!
I had an idea on Tuesday for how to do the Perfect Space Marine RPG, so I wrote the Perfect Space Marine RPG.
It's both a shitpost and a dead serious game. And it's, uh... 34,000 words long?
Anyway enjoy!!!
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
I had an idea on Tuesday for how to do the Perfect Space Marine RPG, so I wrote the Perfect Space Marine RPG.
It's both a shitpost and a dead serious game. And it's, uh... 34,000 words long?
Anyway enjoy!!!
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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your tactic of protesting in an inflatable frog suit which gets normal people on your side is far inferior to my tactic of posting about laser blinding helicopter pilots which is both wildly illegal and, were it to succeed, would put basically *everyone* against me
October 13, 2025 at 2:42 AM
your tactic of protesting in an inflatable frog suit which gets normal people on your side is far inferior to my tactic of posting about laser blinding helicopter pilots which is both wildly illegal and, were it to succeed, would put basically *everyone* against me
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An actual hot take: Too many authors are afraid of editors watering down their voice or whatever and not afraid enough of editors letting you put any old slop on the page.
October 8, 2025 at 10:34 PM
An actual hot take: Too many authors are afraid of editors watering down their voice or whatever and not afraid enough of editors letting you put any old slop on the page.
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so it’s basically “what if Moist von Lipwig became a school superintendent“?
"lying silver-tongued charlatan runs to the US, attempts to reinvent himself, turns out to be pretty good at an important job" this is like one of the foundational American Stories www.nytimes.com/2025/10/05/u...
The Superintendent’s Bio Seemed Too Good to Be True. It Was.
www.nytimes.com
October 6, 2025 at 6:49 PM
so it’s basically “what if Moist von Lipwig became a school superintendent“?
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IT'S THE 21st OF SEPTEMBER. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
September 21, 2025 at 4:31 AM
IT'S THE 21st OF SEPTEMBER. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
If you see this, post a vampire that is not Dracula!
September 6, 2025 at 9:16 AM
If you see this, post a vampire that is not Dracula!
I have a close friend who I constantly need to remind to remember this. He will get livid over minor defects in a script, and I'll be like, "it's a children's movie, bruv. They did perfectly fine with the time limitations that came with that."
i don’t personally care if you’re my age and have strong opinions about, like, anime or pokemon or harry potter or disney, but i *do* think it behooves you to, at all times, ground yourself in the understanding that these things were *not intended for you*
August 29, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I have a close friend who I constantly need to remind to remember this. He will get livid over minor defects in a script, and I'll be like, "it's a children's movie, bruv. They did perfectly fine with the time limitations that came with that."
You know what, for this one, I am going to go with half of the main cast of Scott Pilgrim vs The World.
Fun topic: what’s the first time you remember seeing now famous actors? Like, I remember seeing Michael Fassbender in JONAH HEX and thinking “shit, this dude’s good.”
I first saw Karl Urban in the movie Ghost Ship at a filthy $1 theater.
I could’ve never anticipated how many times I’d be saying to myself “Hey, it’s the guy from Ghost Ship!” for the rest of my life.
I could’ve never anticipated how many times I’d be saying to myself “Hey, it’s the guy from Ghost Ship!” for the rest of my life.
August 5, 2025 at 4:30 AM
You know what, for this one, I am going to go with half of the main cast of Scott Pilgrim vs The World.
Special screening of the new season of #kingofthehill at the El Capitan theater.
August 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Special screening of the new season of #kingofthehill at the El Capitan theater.
The lineup for tonight's #LAFC League's Cup game suggests the team is throwing the tournament and giving our starters some rest. I support this approach.
July 30, 2025 at 3:31 AM
The lineup for tonight's #LAFC League's Cup game suggests the team is throwing the tournament and giving our starters some rest. I support this approach.
I am the winrar at the arcade
July 19, 2025 at 6:50 AM
I am the winrar at the arcade
In these trying times, support your freindly neighborhood taco seller.
July 18, 2025 at 5:13 AM
In these trying times, support your freindly neighborhood taco seller.
I am glad that James Gunn did with he did with Mr. Terrific in the new #Superman, and that the character is getting new fans as a result. I first got introduced to Mr. Terrific in his New 52 run, and was hooked from the first issue, and called bullshit when the series was cancelled.
July 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I am glad that James Gunn did with he did with Mr. Terrific in the new #Superman, and that the character is getting new fans as a result. I first got introduced to Mr. Terrific in his New 52 run, and was hooked from the first issue, and called bullshit when the series was cancelled.
Halo
Nothing about it was special. It was just console shooters catching up with what PC shooters had been doing for a generation, and pretending that made it special.
Nothing about it was special. It was just console shooters catching up with what PC shooters had been doing for a generation, and pretending that made it special.
❗️HATER CHECKPOINT❗️
you have reached the hater checkpoint. please respond with the worst games on this wikipedia page. i’m going for a nap and won’t be checking the replies for at least a few hours:
you have reached the hater checkpoint. please respond with the worst games on this wikipedia page. i’m going for a nap and won’t be checking the replies for at least a few hours:
List of video games considered the best - Wikipedia
en.m.wikipedia.org
June 27, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Halo
Nothing about it was special. It was just console shooters catching up with what PC shooters had been doing for a generation, and pretending that made it special.
Nothing about it was special. It was just console shooters catching up with what PC shooters had been doing for a generation, and pretending that made it special.
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My FIRST AX!!! At Artist Alley table P2 in Kentia
Debut Gquuuuuux Foil and Charms, One Piece TCG, bringing some old prints, and first time bringing New Gundam Shirts! Plus Gundam Stamp Rally! Please share and hope to see you there!
#AX2025ArtistAlley #AX2025
Debut Gquuuuuux Foil and Charms, One Piece TCG, bringing some old prints, and first time bringing New Gundam Shirts! Plus Gundam Stamp Rally! Please share and hope to see you there!
#AX2025ArtistAlley #AX2025
June 23, 2025 at 4:02 AM
My FIRST AX!!! At Artist Alley table P2 in Kentia
Debut Gquuuuuux Foil and Charms, One Piece TCG, bringing some old prints, and first time bringing New Gundam Shirts! Plus Gundam Stamp Rally! Please share and hope to see you there!
#AX2025ArtistAlley #AX2025
Debut Gquuuuuux Foil and Charms, One Piece TCG, bringing some old prints, and first time bringing New Gundam Shirts! Plus Gundam Stamp Rally! Please share and hope to see you there!
#AX2025ArtistAlley #AX2025
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doing historiography again
June 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM
doing historiography again
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Guys please stop praying for my grandpa u are making him too strong. He broke out of the hospital & cops say their tasers won't work on him :(
June 18, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Guys please stop praying for my grandpa u are making him too strong. He broke out of the hospital & cops say their tasers won't work on him :(
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Magic The Gathering event vs. Trump's Birthday Party
June 15, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Magic The Gathering event vs. Trump's Birthday Party
The feds are staying at the Holiday Inn off the 405 in Long Beach, a block from the house I grew up in.
I saw the protest on on the way home from picking up some magic cards, pulled a u-turn, parked, and joined.
#longbeach #ice #protest
I saw the protest on on the way home from picking up some magic cards, pulled a u-turn, parked, and joined.
#longbeach #ice #protest
June 14, 2025 at 5:47 AM
The feds are staying at the Holiday Inn off the 405 in Long Beach, a block from the house I grew up in.
I saw the protest on on the way home from picking up some magic cards, pulled a u-turn, parked, and joined.
#longbeach #ice #protest
I saw the protest on on the way home from picking up some magic cards, pulled a u-turn, parked, and joined.
#longbeach #ice #protest
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my personal favorite gundam properties, in no order
OG series
08th MS Team
Zeta Gundam
Gundam: The Origin
Gundam Unicorn
Gundam Thunderbolt (this rules btw)
Iron-Blooded Orphans
The Witch from Mercury
OG series
08th MS Team
Zeta Gundam
Gundam: The Origin
Gundam Unicorn
Gundam Thunderbolt (this rules btw)
Iron-Blooded Orphans
The Witch from Mercury
June 10, 2025 at 12:58 AM
my personal favorite gundam properties, in no order
OG series
08th MS Team
Zeta Gundam
Gundam: The Origin
Gundam Unicorn
Gundam Thunderbolt (this rules btw)
Iron-Blooded Orphans
The Witch from Mercury
OG series
08th MS Team
Zeta Gundam
Gundam: The Origin
Gundam Unicorn
Gundam Thunderbolt (this rules btw)
Iron-Blooded Orphans
The Witch from Mercury
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The LAPD to the Trump Administration:
June 8, 2025 at 3:35 AM
The LAPD to the Trump Administration: