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“He was tearing them up and just shoving them in as fast as he could,” said Ali Martinez, a witness to the event. “Like when you see people in a hot-dog eating contest.”
Meet the Alaska Student Arrested for Eating an AI Art Exhibit
A conversation with Graham Granger, whose combination of protest and performance art spread beyond campus. “AI chews up and spits out art made by other people.”
www.thenation.com
January 23, 2026 at 2:53 AM
“He was tearing them up and just shoving them in as fast as he could,” said Ali Martinez, a witness to the event. “Like when you see people in a hot-dog eating contest.”
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made this dumb little "cartoon" in 2019 that only keeps feeling more and more real
January 22, 2026 at 9:50 PM
made this dumb little "cartoon" in 2019 that only keeps feeling more and more real
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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Trump To Europe: ‘Getting Greenland Was Mr. Dilbert’s Final Wish’
January 22, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Trump To Europe: ‘Getting Greenland Was Mr. Dilbert’s Final Wish’
My child's addicted to youtube longs
January 22, 2026 at 6:25 PM
My child's addicted to youtube longs
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AA Destroying The Social Lives Of Thousands Of Once Fun Americans
January 22, 2026 at 6:01 PM
AA Destroying The Social Lives Of Thousands Of Once Fun Americans
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three hares (holy trinity) germany, 16th century
January 22, 2026 at 9:40 AM
three hares (holy trinity) germany, 16th century
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TRUMP: honk honk honk, I'm a big goose. everyone tells me whenever I enter a room, that's the biggest goose I've ever seen and I say yes. I'm a big goose. in a good way. a lot of Somalians are small stupid gooses but I'm a big goose
BBC NEWS: a disciplined Trump sticks to the script on the economy
BBC NEWS: a disciplined Trump sticks to the script on the economy
January 21, 2026 at 1:58 PM
TRUMP: honk honk honk, I'm a big goose. everyone tells me whenever I enter a room, that's the biggest goose I've ever seen and I say yes. I'm a big goose. in a good way. a lot of Somalians are small stupid gooses but I'm a big goose
BBC NEWS: a disciplined Trump sticks to the script on the economy
BBC NEWS: a disciplined Trump sticks to the script on the economy
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Ah shit they're saying our days as the global hegemon are over. I was really materially benefiting from that. :(
January 21, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Ah shit they're saying our days as the global hegemon are over. I was really materially benefiting from that. :(
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Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
January 21, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
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wow just woke up from a nap, i guess everyone else on Air Force One realized we aren't going to the right place
January 21, 2026 at 5:11 AM
wow just woke up from a nap, i guess everyone else on Air Force One realized we aren't going to the right place
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The NYT reports that Air Force One has turned around due to a situation officials are describing as “creature on the wing”
January 21, 2026 at 5:11 AM
The NYT reports that Air Force One has turned around due to a situation officials are describing as “creature on the wing”
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Trump has demanded $200,000 in ransom cash, a parachute, and to be let out of the aft stairway over Washington State
January 21, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Trump has demanded $200,000 in ransom cash, a parachute, and to be let out of the aft stairway over Washington State
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Just finished my first shift driving a bus. Now to take a big sip of coffee and check social media
January 20, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Just finished my first shift driving a bus. Now to take a big sip of coffee and check social media
Revealing my true feelings, pressing Post, waiting one minute, deleting the post like a coward, walking back into the real world, but this time I'm walking like a coward
January 19, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Revealing my true feelings, pressing Post, waiting one minute, deleting the post like a coward, walking back into the real world, but this time I'm walking like a coward
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COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows
Brown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in multiple ways – something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees
www.theguardian.com
January 19, 2026 at 4:06 PM
COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
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hey you idiot lefties, i bet you feel PRETTY stupid for not supporting the guys throwing the imperial boomerang now that we're all getting hit in the face with it,
January 19, 2026 at 2:29 PM
hey you idiot lefties, i bet you feel PRETTY stupid for not supporting the guys throwing the imperial boomerang now that we're all getting hit in the face with it,
If you squeezed the internet that juice would be disgusting
January 16, 2026 at 5:07 PM
If you squeezed the internet that juice would be disgusting
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Man Gets Into Mess Usually Reserved For Stars Of Silent Film Era https://theonion.com/man-gets-into-mess-usually-reserved-for-stars-of-silent-1819570481/
January 16, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Man Gets Into Mess Usually Reserved For Stars Of Silent Film Era https://theonion.com/man-gets-into-mess-usually-reserved-for-stars-of-silent-1819570481/
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Cannot stress enough that you can just do stuff. You don't need permission. You can just do stuff because it needs to be done by someone.
January 16, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Cannot stress enough that you can just do stuff. You don't need permission. You can just do stuff because it needs to be done by someone.
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happy friday everyone observe the void
January 16, 2026 at 1:06 PM
happy friday everyone observe the void
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In honor of more Jon Daly on this week's episode of Fallout, here is one of my favorite bits from @cbbworld.bsky.social
January 15, 2026 at 9:01 PM
In honor of more Jon Daly on this week's episode of Fallout, here is one of my favorite bits from @cbbworld.bsky.social
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the new york times interviewed the parasite living in your small intestine and it expressed resentment that you're not eating enough junk food
January 15, 2026 at 3:34 PM
the new york times interviewed the parasite living in your small intestine and it expressed resentment that you're not eating enough junk food