Oblong Knoblong
@seej500.bsky.social
knuckle crack the bone, 21 to win
Pinned
MY BRAIN: Stiffler's Mom boned that Minecraft villager
MY BRAIN: She got all up on his oblong knoblong
MY BRAIN: She got all up on his oblong knoblong
ok when spooky season is over, and before christmas season begins, i am not changing my name back to Planko Brownpiss, i am changing it to Oblong Knoblong
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Oh no, please don't seize the assets of those European companies and individuals who stayed in Russia after 2014!
Please, anything but that.
Please, anything but that.
RUSSIA TO USE SIMILAR MEASURE IF EU SEIZES ASSETS: TASS
November 18, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Oh no, please don't seize the assets of those European companies and individuals who stayed in Russia after 2014!
Please, anything but that.
Please, anything but that.
Seriously, Labour, what is it gonna take for you to go "Hmmm, our current approach doesn't seem to be working" huh?
🗳️ Projected seat totals:
➡️ REF: 318 seats (+313)
🟠 LD: 87 seats (+15)
🟢 GRN: 61 seats (+57)
🔴 LAB: 60 seats (-351)
🟡 SNP: 46 seats (+37)
🔵 CON: 32 seats (-89)
🟢 PLAID: 7 seats (+3)
Based on @YouGov poll, 16-17 Nov (+/- vs GE2024)
➡️ REF: 318 seats (+313)
🟠 LD: 87 seats (+15)
🟢 GRN: 61 seats (+57)
🔴 LAB: 60 seats (-351)
🟡 SNP: 46 seats (+37)
🔵 CON: 32 seats (-89)
🟢 PLAID: 7 seats (+3)
Based on @YouGov poll, 16-17 Nov (+/- vs GE2024)
November 18, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Seriously, Labour, what is it gonna take for you to go "Hmmm, our current approach doesn't seem to be working" huh?
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RFK Jr. won't see your mean jokes about his voice but your friend who drives a 2004 Chevy Cavalier with a dragging muffler and a failing timing belt will, so try to show a little grace and restraint.
November 18, 2025 at 11:48 AM
RFK Jr. won't see your mean jokes about his voice but your friend who drives a 2004 Chevy Cavalier with a dragging muffler and a failing timing belt will, so try to show a little grace and restraint.
One of the very first things I do in a new job is set up Outlook rules to dump low priority high volume emails into separate folders rather than my inbox
Outlook has been able to do this forever
Outlook has been able to do this forever
It’s not just that people don’t know there are simpler ways to do things. It’s that they’re being TOLD to integrate Ai into everything. I’m reminded, again, of the radium craze. Radium is not magic and nor is Ai. Both are, unfortunately, harmful.
Original from @mariyadelano.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy
Original from @mariyadelano.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy
November 18, 2025 at 12:25 PM
One of the very first things I do in a new job is set up Outlook rules to dump low priority high volume emails into separate folders rather than my inbox
Outlook has been able to do this forever
Outlook has been able to do this forever
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yes yes yes yes yes
November 18, 2025 at 12:02 PM
yes yes yes yes yes
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So is the goonbag!
November 18, 2025 at 12:05 PM
So is the goonbag!
The rotary washing line is also an Australian invention, so really this is an important touchstone of Aussie culture
November 18, 2025 at 11:31 AM
The rotary washing line is also an Australian invention, so really this is an important touchstone of Aussie culture
Badenoch doing a classic Boss-who-is-out-of-their-depth move here
Kemi Badenoch seems to think she has to run the entire Conservative party by herself.
Elbowed Chris Philp out of responding to Shabana Mahmood yesterday, now treating her Shadow Chancellor like he doesn't even exist
Elbowed Chris Philp out of responding to Shabana Mahmood yesterday, now treating her Shadow Chancellor like he doesn't even exist
November 18, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Badenoch doing a classic Boss-who-is-out-of-their-depth move here
This is like watching Raiders of the Lost Ark & rooting for this guy
November 18, 2025 at 11:26 AM
This is like watching Raiders of the Lost Ark & rooting for this guy
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new forbidden sip unlocked
November 18, 2025 at 7:32 AM
new forbidden sip unlocked
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Happy first birthday to this fucking mental headline
November 18, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Happy first birthday to this fucking mental headline
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BREAKING: Fewer Americans Plan to Travel for Thanksgiving Despite Gas Prices Near Multi-Year Lows www.gasbuddy.com/newsroom/pre...
November 18, 2025 at 10:49 AM
BREAKING: Fewer Americans Plan to Travel for Thanksgiving Despite Gas Prices Near Multi-Year Lows www.gasbuddy.com/newsroom/pre...
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i don't like being down on anyone's kinks or taste, but fuck's SAKE woman
RFK Jr.’s Digital Lover Accused of Sleeping With Another GOP Lawmaker
www.thedailybeast.com/rfk-jrs-digi...
www.thedailybeast.com/rfk-jrs-digi...
RFK Jr.’s Digital Lover Accused of Sleeping With Another GOP Lawmaker
Olivia Nuzzi’s ex-fiancé claims she had an affair with a famous politician twice her age after profiling him—and it’s not RFK Jr.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 18, 2025 at 10:50 AM
i don't like being down on anyone's kinks or taste, but fuck's SAKE woman
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Legend has it that he holds it in all year.
November 18, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Legend has it that he holds it in all year.
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Sent to me by a friend
November 18, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Sent to me by a friend
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losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment
This
This is Alzheimer's
Obviously something's been wrong with him for quite a while, but this isn't his typical *public* behaviour, which is why after all his other atrocious behaviour this still feels shocking
It *is* very typical for Alzheimer's though
And it only gets worse from here
This is Alzheimer's
Obviously something's been wrong with him for quite a while, but this isn't his typical *public* behaviour, which is why after all his other atrocious behaviour this still feels shocking
It *is* very typical for Alzheimer's though
And it only gets worse from here
"When an off-camera female reporter... began to ask if there was anything 'incriminating' in the Epstein emails, Trump pointed a finger in her face. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy,' he said menacingly."
Tell me again how it's women who are ruining the workplace?
people.com/donald-trump...
Tell me again how it's women who are ruining the workplace?
people.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 10:45 AM
This
This is Alzheimer's
Obviously something's been wrong with him for quite a while, but this isn't his typical *public* behaviour, which is why after all his other atrocious behaviour this still feels shocking
It *is* very typical for Alzheimer's though
And it only gets worse from here
This is Alzheimer's
Obviously something's been wrong with him for quite a while, but this isn't his typical *public* behaviour, which is why after all his other atrocious behaviour this still feels shocking
It *is* very typical for Alzheimer's though
And it only gets worse from here
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Just walking around muttering “vacuum vacuum vacuum” today.
November 18, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Just walking around muttering “vacuum vacuum vacuum” today.
Updated link here: www.ft.com/content/064b...
November 18, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Updated link here: www.ft.com/content/064b...
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a third/half(?) the uk regional press is owned and operated by the wretched reach plc and we'd be better off with nothing than that model growing further imo
This has become the normal ‘local news website’ reading experience.
November 18, 2025 at 9:25 AM
a third/half(?) the uk regional press is owned and operated by the wretched reach plc and we'd be better off with nothing than that model growing further imo
It's currently sleeting here, which is worse than was forecast. Sunflower on hard mode
My sunflower, earlier, still trying to have a go. We had a frost last night, & might even get a bit of snow later this week. Buddy I admire your commitment but I don't think it's gonna work out for you
November 18, 2025 at 9:16 AM
It's currently sleeting here, which is worse than was forecast. Sunflower on hard mode
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I think a free press is a prerequisite for a free society, which makes the continuous betrayals of the institutions of the profession so fucking galling. May their houses therefore crumble and fall, and be overgrown by grassroots journalism that takes its tasks seriously and is not mired in greed.
November 18, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I think a free press is a prerequisite for a free society, which makes the continuous betrayals of the institutions of the profession so fucking galling. May their houses therefore crumble and fall, and be overgrown by grassroots journalism that takes its tasks seriously and is not mired in greed.
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i did NOT expect this ending
November 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
i did NOT expect this ending
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Maybe there are two Bubbas
Trump dances after wrapping up his speech to McDonald's franchise owners
November 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Maybe there are two Bubbas
Oh cute, boy in the front appears to be wearing the camo pattern known as Multicam
What you need to know about Multicam in that colourway is:
1. It's intended for Afghanistan, not a gas station in North Carolina
2. It's been discontinued
3. Civilians can buy it tho. He bought his own gear lmaoooo
What you need to know about Multicam in that colourway is:
1. It's intended for Afghanistan, not a gas station in North Carolina
2. It's been discontinued
3. Civilians can buy it tho. He bought his own gear lmaoooo
“.. Federal agents walk through a gas station market searching for undocumented immigrants during Operation Charlotte's Web in Charlotte, North Carolina.”
@gettyimages.com
@gettyimages.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Oh cute, boy in the front appears to be wearing the camo pattern known as Multicam
What you need to know about Multicam in that colourway is:
1. It's intended for Afghanistan, not a gas station in North Carolina
2. It's been discontinued
3. Civilians can buy it tho. He bought his own gear lmaoooo
What you need to know about Multicam in that colourway is:
1. It's intended for Afghanistan, not a gas station in North Carolina
2. It's been discontinued
3. Civilians can buy it tho. He bought his own gear lmaoooo