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Oblong Knoblong
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knuckle crack the bone, 21 to win
trying once again to do an Unreal Engine tutorial all the way through

behold: road
December 2, 2025 at 11:31 PM
December 1, 2025 at 11:53 AM
past my bedtime, but look at the cute house i made in #OutsideTheBlocks
December 1, 2025 at 2:24 AM
For legal reasons, I must bring you a shrimped update
November 29, 2025 at 11:59 AM
same spot today
November 28, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December.
November 28, 2025 at 9:54 AM
"There's a new word for a TRUMP REPUBLICAN, and I dunno, one of these I guess?"

Also, as a Yorkshireman, I'd just like to point out that TPUBLICAN is the person who pours your pint
November 26, 2025 at 1:44 PM
gonna drop screenshots & pretend i'm a 1337 h4x0r
November 26, 2025 at 12:17 PM
"Occupied by the same family for 35 years" by the look of the main bedroom on the virtual tour, that family was The Blair Witch
November 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
This is gonna be so adorable when it's done
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Ok here's what I've been working on this week - I've seen a bunch of little festive houses in Lidl & thought they were almost cute, but looked too much like mass produced shit, so decided I'd make my own

This is probably like 4-5 hours work so far, & it's currently held together with masking tape
November 23, 2025 at 1:22 AM
November 22, 2025 at 8:19 PM
We continue

If you're wondering what wood stain I've used, it's dirt

I just rubbed some compost into the surface, and let's be honest; it looks good
November 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Don't think there's any "probably" about it, because:
November 21, 2025 at 2:46 PM
i have had an idea
November 19, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Ok then
November 19, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Just sayin' maybe part of the reason people want to leave is too many appalling cunts like Matt Goodwin
November 19, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Also, this, lmao
November 19, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Golly I wonder who will be held responsible when this thing definitely makes mistakes on a bunch of people's tax submissions? Probably Intuit and OpenAI, right? Probably the people responsible for the tool, right?

They certainly wouldn't hold individual people responsible & fine/sue them, right?
November 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Maduro is a shit, no question

But I also think the US has absolutely no right to start a war with Venezuela over it

Especially since, uhhhhh, Bret Stephens' justifications also accidentally make the case for overthrowing the Trump regime:

(unpaywalled link here archive.is/202511181444... )
November 18, 2025 at 4:56 PM
My sunflower, earlier, still trying to have a go. We had a frost last night, & might even get a bit of snow later this week. Buddy I admire your commitment but I don't think it's gonna work out for you
November 17, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Just staring at this graph & going "Clearly our problem is not that our policies are unpopular, but that we need to do them even harder" over and over again, multiple times a day, every day, for well over a year
November 17, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Dear Pete Hegseth,

These all sound like gay porn
November 16, 2025 at 5:01 PM
wandered up to Heptonstall through the woods, then back down via Hell Hole Rocks, and saw Slanting Rock for the first time in years
November 15, 2025 at 11:50 PM
some pics from my walk earlier

lichens didn't used to grow like this when i was younger, so air quality must be getting better
November 15, 2025 at 11:45 PM