Julia Mariani
@seedkeeper.juliamariani.com
All my little words.
Champagne in a pint glass.
Champagne in a pint glass.
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Katie Holmes
January 12, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Katie Holmes
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Itämeri is the Finnish name for the Baltic Sea, literally translatable as 'east sea'. Yet keen-eyed geographers will know that the Baltic is in fact on the west side of Finland. So, Itämeri must be a calque of a Germanic word, likely Swedish Östersjön, coined with the Baltic to the speaker's east.
January 11, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Itämeri is the Finnish name for the Baltic Sea, literally translatable as 'east sea'. Yet keen-eyed geographers will know that the Baltic is in fact on the west side of Finland. So, Itämeri must be a calque of a Germanic word, likely Swedish Östersjön, coined with the Baltic to the speaker's east.
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i feel duty bound to post this lovely explanation of how the bridge works:
January 11, 2026 at 1:27 AM
i feel duty bound to post this lovely explanation of how the bridge works:
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Anyway it would be cool if the left was willing to organize around women’s liberation, because the right is definitely organizing around misogynist contempt.
January 11, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Anyway it would be cool if the left was willing to organize around women’s liberation, because the right is definitely organizing around misogynist contempt.
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New Oglaf! www.oglaf.com/true-crime-f...
January 11, 2026 at 8:03 AM
New Oglaf! www.oglaf.com/true-crime-f...
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There's a 40% off sale on INPRNT this weekend! Check out my gay art www.inprnt.com/gallery/jess...
January 10, 2026 at 7:23 PM
There's a 40% off sale on INPRNT this weekend! Check out my gay art www.inprnt.com/gallery/jess...
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i don't want to join a discord server. i want to download a txt file with an ascii art header
January 10, 2026 at 9:20 PM
i don't want to join a discord server. i want to download a txt file with an ascii art header
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fortunato: not really in an amontillado mood, you got any lambic
montressor: i - lambic? what's lambic
fortunato: what's lambic? pffft
montressor:
fotrunato: it's a belgian beer known for often being blended with fruity flavors like raspberry or blackcurrant, you unrefined bitch
montressor:
montressor: i - lambic? what's lambic
fortunato: what's lambic? pffft
montressor:
fotrunato: it's a belgian beer known for often being blended with fruity flavors like raspberry or blackcurrant, you unrefined bitch
montressor:
January 10, 2026 at 9:14 AM
fortunato: not really in an amontillado mood, you got any lambic
montressor: i - lambic? what's lambic
fortunato: what's lambic? pffft
montressor:
fotrunato: it's a belgian beer known for often being blended with fruity flavors like raspberry or blackcurrant, you unrefined bitch
montressor:
montressor: i - lambic? what's lambic
fortunato: what's lambic? pffft
montressor:
fotrunato: it's a belgian beer known for often being blended with fruity flavors like raspberry or blackcurrant, you unrefined bitch
montressor:
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Idk, as a professional word appreciator, I actually think “unalive” is a terrific coinage — it’s forceful, shocking, Joycean
January 9, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Idk, as a professional word appreciator, I actually think “unalive” is a terrific coinage — it’s forceful, shocking, Joycean
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me, insane: i should wear black and white to the interview, like a penguin,
January 9, 2026 at 2:03 PM
me, insane: i should wear black and white to the interview, like a penguin,
Re-releasing the iPod would bring so many people to apple music.
There's a real gap in the market for a device that's just Apple Music, with none of the other phone-related junk
Something for Apple to consider, I'm sure
Something for Apple to consider, I'm sure
Love Apple Music, increasingly hate everything else about my iPhone.
January 9, 2026 at 11:52 AM
Re-releasing the iPod would bring so many people to apple music.
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I'm not sure who I am, but it's great to be here.
January 9, 2026 at 8:12 AM
I'm not sure who I am, but it's great to be here.
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Good intentions.
January 8, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Good intentions.
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Mané namorado de ia projeta uma vida toda com uma pessoa que vc viu uma vez no ônibus igual uma pessoa normal inferno
January 8, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Mané namorado de ia projeta uma vida toda com uma pessoa que vc viu uma vez no ônibus igual uma pessoa normal inferno
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gonna be sitting with “there’s an assault on giving a shit about anyone besides yourself” for a long time
Like there’s a ton of individual issues but the broader problem is that there’s an assault on giving a shit about anyone besides yourself, nihilism that tells people the only way to prevent getting hurt is to hurt enough other people and that sickness is filtering into the bones of everything.
January 8, 2026 at 11:20 AM
gonna be sitting with “there’s an assault on giving a shit about anyone besides yourself” for a long time
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This wheel is to the boy squirrel the way that the football is to Charlie Brown and it still makes me laugh every time he tries to use it only to be immediately spun.
January 6, 2026 at 2:53 AM
This wheel is to the boy squirrel the way that the football is to Charlie Brown and it still makes me laugh every time he tries to use it only to be immediately spun.
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TICKETS ARE NOW ON SALE FOR THE NEXT OUTSIDERS ARTS CLUB
February 10! Handbag Factory in Vauxhall! over 50 pieces of original art from up-and-coming artists, all between £200 and £500! free wine! a 10-minute talk from the FT's Josh Spero on the art market! join us!
outsidersartsclub.com
February 10! Handbag Factory in Vauxhall! over 50 pieces of original art from up-and-coming artists, all between £200 and £500! free wine! a 10-minute talk from the FT's Josh Spero on the art market! join us!
outsidersartsclub.com
January 6, 2026 at 1:03 PM
TICKETS ARE NOW ON SALE FOR THE NEXT OUTSIDERS ARTS CLUB
February 10! Handbag Factory in Vauxhall! over 50 pieces of original art from up-and-coming artists, all between £200 and £500! free wine! a 10-minute talk from the FT's Josh Spero on the art market! join us!
outsidersartsclub.com
February 10! Handbag Factory in Vauxhall! over 50 pieces of original art from up-and-coming artists, all between £200 and £500! free wine! a 10-minute talk from the FT's Josh Spero on the art market! join us!
outsidersartsclub.com
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I'm afraid there *is* an obvious answer: it can't.
January 6, 2026 at 7:10 AM
I'm afraid there *is* an obvious answer: it can't.
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Tokyo is a city that makes the argument that architecture is irrelevant.
What matters more is urbanism:
The street network
The density
The freedom of uses
The clustering around rail
What matters more is urbanism:
The street network
The density
The freedom of uses
The clustering around rail
January 5, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Tokyo is a city that makes the argument that architecture is irrelevant.
What matters more is urbanism:
The street network
The density
The freedom of uses
The clustering around rail
What matters more is urbanism:
The street network
The density
The freedom of uses
The clustering around rail
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goddamnit, your email found me.
January 5, 2026 at 3:17 PM
goddamnit, your email found me.
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I assume people will tire eventually of modifying photos in AI, but at the point the damage will be done that photographs will never again be seen as mementos of lived lives.
January 4, 2026 at 11:00 PM
I assume people will tire eventually of modifying photos in AI, but at the point the damage will be done that photographs will never again be seen as mementos of lived lives.
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Capacho, em francês, se diz "paillasson". Tem os mesmos sentidos que no português (tapetinho da entrada e subalterno). Eu adoro, porque se pronuncia quase "paiação".
January 5, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Capacho, em francês, se diz "paillasson". Tem os mesmos sentidos que no português (tapetinho da entrada e subalterno). Eu adoro, porque se pronuncia quase "paiação".
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oh shit tomorrow is circle back day already
January 4, 2026 at 4:12 PM
oh shit tomorrow is circle back day already