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Seann, or: a Wretched Beast
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The Greatest Fantasist Who Ever Lived, as voted on and awarded by me, The Greatest Fantasist Who Ever Lived. Writer of fantasy and horror. Lover of dumb shit. 33. He/Him

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OK, I guess a proper introduction is in order. I'm Seann! I'm an animal handler by day, indie fantasy and horror author by night.

🐕Animals
🦇Gothic Fiction
🎮JRPGs
🪲Weird Stuff
❌️X-Men
🎃Halloween
⛓️Kink
🤓Geek
🏴Leftist
📖Books
🎸Metal Music
Nessalir the Red 43: The Howling Halls, part 1

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January 22, 2026 at 2:20 PM
The Last Jedi with Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
January 22, 2026 at 1:48 AM
I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Jan 21st 2026 (Medium), in 03:44
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cluesbysam.com

Damn I was on FIRE for this one
Clues by Sam
A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal!
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January 21, 2026 at 5:48 PM
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This is, in my opinion, not only the correct moral/ethical/legal position but also the correct political framing. Everyone can see the agency is out of control; everyone can see that it is constantly violating human rights. "Scrap it and start over" is the moderate position.
Mamdani: "I am in support of abolishing ICE. What we see is an entity that has no interest in fulfilling its stated reason to exist. We're seeing a government agency that is supposed to be enforcing some kind of immigration law, but instead what it's doing is terrorizing people."
January 20, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Yes... Ha Ha Ha... Yes!
Oh yes, oh yes. Let’s let this trend catch on.
January 20, 2026 at 1:45 PM
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This is what they said about him then. This is what they say about us now. This is who they always have been.
January 19, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Nessalir Returns This Thursday

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January 20, 2026 at 1:37 PM
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Elmo needs to get off that website
He was a Communist, Elmo.
January 20, 2026 at 3:16 AM
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The original concentration camps didn't start as death camps. But they did kill a lot of people through neglect, malnutrition, disease, and individual murders.

There's no distinction between this facility and dachau in 1933.
January 19, 2026 at 9:21 PM
I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Jan 19th 2026 (Easy), in 02:48
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cluesbysam.com

I am SO mad at myself for hitting the wrong button.
Clues by Sam
A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal!
cluesbysam.com
January 20, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇THIS. You can't call him a fascist and then turn right around and vote yes to approve his fascist nominees.
The problem was not labeling Trump correctly as a fascist. The problem was not treating him as one. They still aren’t! That creates a gap where you’re warning people that things are on fire, but instead of evacuating or getting water, you’re casually sitting down with a cup of tea.
You want to know why Chuck Schumer is talking about affordability & not Trump being a fascist? It's because we already tried talking about him being a fascist *& everyone ignored us*.
January 19, 2026 at 11:47 PM
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Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale

Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
January 19, 2026 at 5:04 PM
The Larson Prophecy shall be fulfilled
January 19, 2026 at 5:12 PM
There are a lot of villains I could talk about. I could promote my upcoming novella, It Came from the Floodwaters, by discussing the vampiric Elder. Or I could talk about Scurry and the Spiderweb Killer.

Instead, I'll focus on a villain barely present, but felt throughout the story: Cerenis.
Tell me more about your #AwesomeCharacters

Antagonist Day!

How similar are your protagonist and antagonist?

Do they have a lot in common, torn apart by one key choice or trait? Are they polar opposites, destined to clash? Or something in between?

#WriteSky #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompts
January 19, 2026 at 4:16 PM
January 18, 2026 at 8:40 PM
How the fuck has nobody made a Soulslike game starring the Stormcast Eternals?
January 17, 2026 at 9:31 PM
That's MY president (pro tempore)! Need to see more of this from Dems across the country.
I have the utmost respect for Senator Kaine and Senator Warner but we do not need “coaching” on redistricting coming from a cuck chair in the corner. How about you all stay focused on the fascist in the White House and let us handle redistricting in Virginia. 10-1
January 17, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I'll show you all. And then you'll see. You ALL see!
what is the biggest writerly goal you are willing to cop to publicly? I would like to be nominated for a Lammy
January 17, 2026 at 1:42 AM
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It's Frigay! Treat yourself to an adorable spider sticker!
Happy hauntings, queerly beloved! Did you enjoy the first part of Shadows Over Ravenkirk? Would you like a Samantha the Tarantula of your own?

Good news! She's finally available! In pog form! I mean, sticker form!
Samantha The Tarantula Sticker - Vivian Moira Valentine's Ko-fi Shop
A vinyl sticker of Shadows Over Ravenkirk's fan-favorite character, Samantha The Tarantula! The sticker is full color, roughly 2" by 1 1/2". Designed ...
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January 16, 2026 at 6:07 PM
I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Jan 15th 2026 (Tricky), in 03:44
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Clues by Sam
A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal!
cluesbysam.com
January 16, 2026 at 3:26 AM
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i’m still struggling to get food stamps fixed & im struggling with groceries again this week on account of it.

anything helps, but i need about $120 by the end of the week to cover household needs & food 💕💸

ca $RowanOak9
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v @Anarcha-Dyke
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throne.com/sineadthefae .
January 12, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Let's talk about my upcoming vampire horror novella, It Came from the Floodwaters.

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#horror #horrorbooks #vampires

THREAD
January 15, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Opened up a short story that got a whole parade of rejections last year, thinking I'd polish it and maybe put it on Patreon in a few months. As I read it, I got more and more indignant that nobody accepted it because damn it's a good one. So now I'm figuring out who's left to submit it to.
January 15, 2026 at 2:32 AM
I think the most fascinating phenomenon of our current political climate is how often cops have raised hell over batista drawing or writing "pig" on their coffee cups, only for it to then revealed, every time and without fail, that the cop did it himself. Genuinely has anyone studied this behavior?
January 15, 2026 at 1:33 AM
I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Jan 14th 2026 (Tricky), in 03:45
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I found this one super easy for some reason? Maybe I'm getting used to how the game works.
Clues by Sam
A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal!
cluesbysam.com
January 14, 2026 at 4:26 PM