Seann, or: a Wretched Beast
@seannb.bsky.social
The Greatest Fantasist Who Ever Lived, as voted on and awarded by me, The Greatest Fantasist Who Ever Lived. Writer of fantasy and horror. Lover of dumb shit. 33. He/Him
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OK, I guess a proper introduction is in order. I'm Seann! I'm an animal handler by day, indie fantasy and horror author by night.
🐕Animals
🦇Gothic Fiction
🎮JRPGs
🪲Weird Stuff
❌️X-Men
🎃Halloween
⛓️Kink
🤓Geek
🏴Leftist
📖Books
🎸Metal Music
🐕Animals
🦇Gothic Fiction
🎮JRPGs
🪲Weird Stuff
❌️X-Men
🎃Halloween
⛓️Kink
🤓Geek
🏴Leftist
📖Books
🎸Metal Music
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We really thought we'd reached a point of stability in our lives where we could start catching up on bills and saving for our wedding. Then this.
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November 16, 2025 at 10:46 PM
We are still taking donations. Please help if you can.
Spent the day messing around in Krita. I call this one "The Awakening."
November 16, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Spent the day messing around in Krita. I call this one "The Awakening."
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Please read this thread:
We really thought we'd reached a point of stability in our lives where we could start catching up on bills and saving for our wedding. Then this.
Accepting Ko-Fi donations so we can get the car back. Any little bit helps: ko-fi.com/seannb
Thread:
Accepting Ko-Fi donations so we can get the car back. Any little bit helps: ko-fi.com/seannb
Thread:
November 16, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Please read this thread:
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Hey, please toss my dear friend Seann some reskeets or some donos. You'll be doing good *and* contributing to a Bit.
I promise you here and now that if we can raise at least $600 for my fiancée's car by the end of the weekend, then I will personally start a pointless online beef with a more famous and well-respected writer. Help build me up so you can watch me self-destruct.
We really thought we'd reached a point of stability in our lives where we could start catching up on bills and saving for our wedding. Then this.
Accepting Ko-Fi donations so we can get the car back. Any little bit helps: ko-fi.com/seannb
Thread:
Accepting Ko-Fi donations so we can get the car back. Any little bit helps: ko-fi.com/seannb
Thread:
November 16, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Hey, please toss my dear friend Seann some reskeets or some donos. You'll be doing good *and* contributing to a Bit.
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Very funny to compare this to the Valve hardware announcement video, and think back to the Amazon guy on LinkedIn who was like, “why can’t we compete with Valve??? It is a mystery!!!”
November 16, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Very funny to compare this to the Valve hardware announcement video, and think back to the Amazon guy on LinkedIn who was like, “why can’t we compete with Valve??? It is a mystery!!!”
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Y'all, its like I have been saying. This isn't a redemption arc, it's an attempted coup. She is setting herself up for when time, age or scandal takes him down.
Marjorie Taylor Greene to Dana Bash: "You should have Nick Fuentes on your show"
November 16, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Y'all, its like I have been saying. This isn't a redemption arc, it's an attempted coup. She is setting herself up for when time, age or scandal takes him down.
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MTG was doing a good job selling herself as reformed, even apologizing for taking part in toxic politics and then goes and says something like this that gives the whole game away.
Marjorie Taylor Greene to Dana Bash: "You should have Nick Fuentes on your show"
November 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM
MTG was doing a good job selling herself as reformed, even apologizing for taking part in toxic politics and then goes and says something like this that gives the whole game away.
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The journalists waxing nostalgic over Epstein's NYC sex trafficking parties are the same ones also freaking out about Mamdani and they're all in the fucking emails chatting with the guy a decade after his conviction.
November 16, 2025 at 2:05 PM
The journalists waxing nostalgic over Epstein's NYC sex trafficking parties are the same ones also freaking out about Mamdani and they're all in the fucking emails chatting with the guy a decade after his conviction.
Please read this thread:
We really thought we'd reached a point of stability in our lives where we could start catching up on bills and saving for our wedding. Then this.
Accepting Ko-Fi donations so we can get the car back. Any little bit helps: ko-fi.com/seannb
Thread:
Accepting Ko-Fi donations so we can get the car back. Any little bit helps: ko-fi.com/seannb
Thread:
November 16, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Please read this thread:
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this shit is so fucked. use your imagination, if they can debank kinksters, then someone with enough money could persuade them to debank any marginal group for any reason.
for twisted morality, to crush competition, to force creators to use one platform, etc.
for twisted morality, to crush competition, to force creators to use one platform, etc.
Some of you may remember that MasterCard’s AI fraud system considers VTubers as a high fraud risk. This may be a strange instance of my reporting revealing a platform later used to target * me*
bsky.app/profile/acva...
bsky.app/profile/acva...
MasterCard is marketing its new MasterCard Threat Intelligence platform to issuers & acquirers. A source familiar w/ MasterCard’s internal operations told me MTI is flagging anime, VTubing, adult content, tabletop, video games as potentially “high fraud risk”
fintechmagazine.com/news/how-is-...
fintechmagazine.com/news/how-is-...
November 16, 2025 at 7:49 AM
this shit is so fucked. use your imagination, if they can debank kinksters, then someone with enough money could persuade them to debank any marginal group for any reason.
for twisted morality, to crush competition, to force creators to use one platform, etc.
for twisted morality, to crush competition, to force creators to use one platform, etc.
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Robert Evans: "so that's our bastard for today. Fun stuff. Got anything to plug?"
His guests:
His guests:
November 16, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Robert Evans: "so that's our bastard for today. Fun stuff. Got anything to plug?"
His guests:
His guests:
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I am floored by how generous everyone has been. I'm feeling a lot more optimistic about us getting her car back. Thank you all so much, and please, keep sharing and donating.
We really thought we'd reached a point of stability in our lives where we could start catching up on bills and saving for our wedding. Then this.
Accepting Ko-Fi donations so we can get the car back. Any little bit helps: ko-fi.com/seannb
Thread:
Accepting Ko-Fi donations so we can get the car back. Any little bit helps: ko-fi.com/seannb
Thread:
November 15, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I am floored by how generous everyone has been. I'm feeling a lot more optimistic about us getting her car back. Thank you all so much, and please, keep sharing and donating.
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I promise you here and now that if we can raise at least $600 for my fiancée's car by the end of the weekend, then I will personally start a pointless online beef with a more famous and well-respected writer. Help build me up so you can watch me self-destruct.
We really thought we'd reached a point of stability in our lives where we could start catching up on bills and saving for our wedding. Then this.
Accepting Ko-Fi donations so we can get the car back. Any little bit helps: ko-fi.com/seannb
Thread:
Accepting Ko-Fi donations so we can get the car back. Any little bit helps: ko-fi.com/seannb
Thread:
November 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I promise you here and now that if we can raise at least $600 for my fiancée's car by the end of the weekend, then I will personally start a pointless online beef with a more famous and well-respected writer. Help build me up so you can watch me self-destruct.
Good morning. One day and $130 to go
I promise you here and now that if we can raise at least $600 for my fiancée's car by the end of the weekend, then I will personally start a pointless online beef with a more famous and well-respected writer. Help build me up so you can watch me self-destruct.
We really thought we'd reached a point of stability in our lives where we could start catching up on bills and saving for our wedding. Then this.
Accepting Ko-Fi donations so we can get the car back. Any little bit helps: ko-fi.com/seannb
Thread:
Accepting Ko-Fi donations so we can get the car back. Any little bit helps: ko-fi.com/seannb
Thread:
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Good morning. One day and $130 to go
I am floored by how generous everyone has been. I'm feeling a lot more optimistic about us getting her car back. Thank you all so much, and please, keep sharing and donating.
We really thought we'd reached a point of stability in our lives where we could start catching up on bills and saving for our wedding. Then this.
Accepting Ko-Fi donations so we can get the car back. Any little bit helps: ko-fi.com/seannb
Thread:
Accepting Ko-Fi donations so we can get the car back. Any little bit helps: ko-fi.com/seannb
Thread:
November 15, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I am floored by how generous everyone has been. I'm feeling a lot more optimistic about us getting her car back. Thank you all so much, and please, keep sharing and donating.
The Acknowledgments page for my upcoming vampire horror novella, It Came from the Floodwaters.
November 15, 2025 at 10:43 PM
The Acknowledgments page for my upcoming vampire horror novella, It Came from the Floodwaters.
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Yes, sadly it is real.
November 15, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Yes, sadly it is real.
My fiancée's hair stylist donated $100 and then gave me a list of obscenely famous authors she would like to see me start shit with. And while it would probably be very fun to be in a pointless online beef with @stephenking.bsky.social, he's probably too famous to even notice me beefing with him.
I promise you here and now that if we can raise at least $600 for my fiancée's car by the end of the weekend, then I will personally start a pointless online beef with a more famous and well-respected writer. Help build me up so you can watch me self-destruct.
We really thought we'd reached a point of stability in our lives where we could start catching up on bills and saving for our wedding. Then this.
Accepting Ko-Fi donations so we can get the car back. Any little bit helps: ko-fi.com/seannb
Thread:
Accepting Ko-Fi donations so we can get the car back. Any little bit helps: ko-fi.com/seannb
Thread:
November 15, 2025 at 9:50 PM
My fiancée's hair stylist donated $100 and then gave me a list of obscenely famous authors she would like to see me start shit with. And while it would probably be very fun to be in a pointless online beef with @stephenking.bsky.social, he's probably too famous to even notice me beefing with him.
Being a former Catholic school kid means I also feel a weird sense of pride whenever the Pope says something good, despite no longer identifying with the Church much at all.
Some inspiring words on cinema in the streaming era from the Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
November 15, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Being a former Catholic school kid means I also feel a weird sense of pride whenever the Pope says something good, despite no longer identifying with the Church much at all.
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i used to think the lyric was ‘i wanna rock and roll all night / and part of every day’ and i remember thinking, honestly that sounds reasonable
November 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
i used to think the lyric was ‘i wanna rock and roll all night / and part of every day’ and i remember thinking, honestly that sounds reasonable
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HOT GIRLS HATE FASCISTS 🔥
November 15, 2025 at 4:38 PM
HOT GIRLS HATE FASCISTS 🔥
The most beautiful 29 words in the English language are
"Ah yes, we've been expecting you. You'll have to be recorded before you're officially released. There are a few ways we can do this and the choice is yours."
"Ah yes, we've been expecting you. You'll have to be recorded before you're officially released. There are a few ways we can do this and the choice is yours."
November 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
The most beautiful 29 words in the English language are
"Ah yes, we've been expecting you. You'll have to be recorded before you're officially released. There are a few ways we can do this and the choice is yours."
"Ah yes, we've been expecting you. You'll have to be recorded before you're officially released. There are a few ways we can do this and the choice is yours."
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Born too late for a bill clinton blowjob scandal, too early for a bill clinton blowjob scandal, but just in time for a bill clinton blowjob scandal
November 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Born too late for a bill clinton blowjob scandal, too early for a bill clinton blowjob scandal, but just in time for a bill clinton blowjob scandal
Walked to Harris Teeter to pick up my fiancée's prescription and they had a bunch of Halloween stuff for 75% off so now there's a witch squishmallow sitting on her side of the bed waiting for her to get home.
November 15, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Walked to Harris Teeter to pick up my fiancée's prescription and they had a bunch of Halloween stuff for 75% off so now there's a witch squishmallow sitting on her side of the bed waiting for her to get home.
Prank callers take their bit way too seriously.
Doctor offers to help lonely guy get a girlfriend.
November 15, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Prank callers take their bit way too seriously.