Enrique Bedlam
@enriquebedlam.bsky.social
Mexican-Cuban weirdo. Immigration paralegal. IANAL. Florida Gnomes, take my bones, to a place, they don't belong! he/him. Caffeine addict.
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Enrique Bedlam
@enriquebedlam.bsky.social
· Jul 18
Y'all the defendant/s will try a motion to dismiss in that defamation before it ever gets to discovery where they will argue lack of Actual Malice/causation/that the statement was an opinion and they will likely win.
Y'all, its like I have been saying. This isn't a redemption arc, it's an attempted coup. She is setting herself up for when time, age or scandal takes him down.
Marjorie Taylor Greene to Dana Bash: "You should have Nick Fuentes on your show"
November 16, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Y'all, its like I have been saying. This isn't a redemption arc, it's an attempted coup. She is setting herself up for when time, age or scandal takes him down.
AH yes, I too would want my family haunted by the blandest most average version of me made entirely out of the shattered pieces of my many masks assembled by a machine that lies to you.
November 15, 2025 at 5:09 PM
AH yes, I too would want my family haunted by the blandest most average version of me made entirely out of the shattered pieces of my many masks assembled by a machine that lies to you.
Brought to you by Carl's Jr.
They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.
November 12, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Brought to you by Carl's Jr.
Trump is going to claim he defended healthcare from illegals and since the Dems have nothing to show for it enough people will believe them.
The ACA bill will be filled with so much poison it won't make the point they want.
This was an unmitigated disaster.
The ACA bill will be filled with so much poison it won't make the point they want.
This was an unmitigated disaster.
November 10, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Trump is going to claim he defended healthcare from illegals and since the Dems have nothing to show for it enough people will believe them.
The ACA bill will be filled with so much poison it won't make the point they want.
This was an unmitigated disaster.
The ACA bill will be filled with so much poison it won't make the point they want.
This was an unmitigated disaster.
May we all pray to our Blessed Lady of Jury Nullification.
A not guilty verdict, accompanied by many sandwich jokes. “Jurors showed no appetite for the Justice Department's case against "sandwich guy," the D.C. resident who chucked a Subway sandwich at the chest of a federal officer, finding him not guilty on Thursday after several hours of deliberations.”
Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent
Sean Dunn faced single misdemeanor offense after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by prosecutors.
www.nbcnews.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:40 PM
May we all pray to our Blessed Lady of Jury Nullification.
Finally someone calls out the struggles of the two Dutch homeless guys living on the abandoned roof of the old Sunset Place Mall.
Trump: "For generations Miami has been a haven for those fleeing communist tyranny in South Africa. I mean, if you take a look at what's going on in parts of South Africa. Look at South Africa, what's going on. Look at South America, what's going on. You know, we have a G20 meeting in South Africa."
November 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Finally someone calls out the struggles of the two Dutch homeless guys living on the abandoned roof of the old Sunset Place Mall.
Y'all need to see this chart and realize this was Biden rules. It's worse now.
Seeing this chart as an impressionable young man was a formative moment in my political development
November 5, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Y'all need to see this chart and realize this was Biden rules. It's worse now.
I love the fact that this dumbass thinks when I go get lime juice and cilantro for my salsa today I am going to need to flash a Real ID to the Publix clerk or auto-checkout machine.
Trump: "It's time for Republicans to do what they have to do and that's terminate the filibuster ... we should start tonight with 'the country's open, congratulations,' then we should pass voted ID, we should pass no mail in voting ... you go to a grocery store, you have to give ID."
November 5, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I love the fact that this dumbass thinks when I go get lime juice and cilantro for my salsa today I am going to need to flash a Real ID to the Publix clerk or auto-checkout machine.
Every lifelong Democrat I've ever met is like "I think we're supposed ban trans people from some bathrooms as a compromise" and every adult convert is like "According to literature ICE must be abolished and the Republican party dismantled at the root!"
every kristol-adjacent convert is essentially in the mood that their former party is an affront to god and that they need to damn it to hell
it makes me laugh that the likes of yglesias are all about trying to flip right-wing voters but all the actual right-wing voters who have recently flipped seem to be like "get a load of this asshole" about every one of them
November 5, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Every lifelong Democrat I've ever met is like "I think we're supposed ban trans people from some bathrooms as a compromise" and every adult convert is like "According to literature ICE must be abolished and the Republican party dismantled at the root!"
Though I still think CBP One into CAA into Natz is the best path.
Give everyone the Cuban path.
Give everyone the Cuban path.
November 4, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Though I still think CBP One into CAA into Natz is the best path.
Give everyone the Cuban path.
Give everyone the Cuban path.
In light of this I would like to announce that any Asylum application I help prepare and file will be retroactively filed the day before the 1 year expiration period ended and thus are all timely.
Attorney General Pam Bondi says she has retroactively appointed former Trump attorney Lindsey Halligan as a "special attorney" for DOJ and has "ratified" all of her actions to date, including her presentations to the grand juries that indicted Trump's foes.
November 4, 2025 at 12:21 AM
In light of this I would like to announce that any Asylum application I help prepare and file will be retroactively filed the day before the 1 year expiration period ended and thus are all timely.
Imagine posting this on shut the fuck up Friday eve.....
I just had a Katie Porter moment with congressional candidate Kat Abughazaleh. The interview lasted 3 minutes.
October 30, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Imagine posting this on shut the fuck up Friday eve.....
From now on, if I see an American professor, I'm gonna be like, 'Boy, I hope he's qualified.'
Should public universities seek out the world’s best and brightest? According to Florida, the answer to that is NO.
Florida's governor is telling public universities to stop hiring anyone on a H-1B visa. Expect other red states to follow suit.
October 30, 2025 at 3:05 PM
From now on, if I see an American professor, I'm gonna be like, 'Boy, I hope he's qualified.'
Holy shit! 1776 Star and John Adams himself William Daniels, 98 just BLASTED Trump over the White House Teardown!
SIT DOWN DON!
SIT DOWN DON!
October 30, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Holy shit! 1776 Star and John Adams himself William Daniels, 98 just BLASTED Trump over the White House Teardown!
SIT DOWN DON!
SIT DOWN DON!
This is literally worse then useless. At this point it would have been better for both Mandami and Jefferies to withhold the endorsement.
Fucking useless excuse for leadership.
Fucking useless excuse for leadership.
Hakeem Jeffries: "I deeply respect the will of the primary voters ... I endorse the Democratic ticket."
October 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
This is literally worse then useless. At this point it would have been better for both Mandami and Jefferies to withhold the endorsement.
Fucking useless excuse for leadership.
Fucking useless excuse for leadership.
It's me. I might be the guy. I think he waited long enough that it killed any of the benefit for either Jefferies, the DNC or Mandami and at this point it just inflicts cost on each of them. Would have been better not to endorse at this point.
looking forward to people insisting that there’s no difference at all between Jeffries endorsing late and not endorsing.
making up a guy in advance is always a little risky but I feel good about my chances here
making up a guy in advance is always a little risky but I feel good about my chances here
October 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
It's me. I might be the guy. I think he waited long enough that it killed any of the benefit for either Jefferies, the DNC or Mandami and at this point it just inflicts cost on each of them. Would have been better not to endorse at this point.
All that billionaire money and he couldn't pay a couple of actors and creatives to at least make his racist nonsense digestible?
Andrew Cuomo’s campaign just posted — and quickly deleted — this AI-generated ad depicting “criminals for Zohran Mamdani.”
Features a Black man in a keffiyeh shoplifting, an abuser, a trespasser, a trafficker, a drug dealer, and a drunk driver all declaring support for Mamdani.
Features a Black man in a keffiyeh shoplifting, an abuser, a trespasser, a trafficker, a drug dealer, and a drunk driver all declaring support for Mamdani.
October 23, 2025 at 4:57 AM
All that billionaire money and he couldn't pay a couple of actors and creatives to at least make his racist nonsense digestible?
I have been told Planter plans to cover up his Totenkopf by replacing it with an ICE logo tattoo.
October 22, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I have been told Planter plans to cover up his Totenkopf by replacing it with an ICE logo tattoo.
I can understand someone being so drunk they accidentally got a Nazi tattoo.
This leaves us with the options that either he got sober and decided to keep the Nazi tattoo or that he has spent years in a state of perpetual inebriation.
I am all for fresh blood but it ain't him.
This leaves us with the options that either he got sober and decided to keep the Nazi tattoo or that he has spent years in a state of perpetual inebriation.
I am all for fresh blood but it ain't him.
October 21, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I can understand someone being so drunk they accidentally got a Nazi tattoo.
This leaves us with the options that either he got sober and decided to keep the Nazi tattoo or that he has spent years in a state of perpetual inebriation.
I am all for fresh blood but it ain't him.
This leaves us with the options that either he got sober and decided to keep the Nazi tattoo or that he has spent years in a state of perpetual inebriation.
I am all for fresh blood but it ain't him.
Everyone is 12 theory is currently undefeated.
October 19, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Everyone is 12 theory is currently undefeated.
Frankly, anybody taking the bait of the Gov accounts is getting blocked too. If you don't have the survivor skills to not feed the trolls?
October 17, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Frankly, anybody taking the bait of the Gov accounts is getting blocked too. If you don't have the survivor skills to not feed the trolls?
The one ethical use of generative AI is now making Vance Couch Fucking videos and sending them to him.
JD Vance: "If AI is helping us find new curses for diseases, that's great. If it's helping us come up with increasingly weird porn, that's bad."
October 17, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The one ethical use of generative AI is now making Vance Couch Fucking videos and sending them to him.
I hope Bondi and Lil Marco and the others are watching what's going to happen to them the moment the mad king tires of them.
I love how people are like, yeah, we won't defend John Bolton, he deserves it.
October 17, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I hope Bondi and Lil Marco and the others are watching what's going to happen to them the moment the mad king tires of them.