Seán McCarron
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Seán McCarron
@seanmccarron.bsky.social
· Nov 13
A lot of people are surprised when they find out that snails have more teeth than sharks.
I've never found it surprising though, because snails don't have any sharks
I've never found it surprising though, because snails don't have any sharks
If your middle name is Theodore, then you could shorten that to "The" and automatically become one of the most important people in history like Attila The Hun, John The Baptist, or Winnie The Pooh
December 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
If your middle name is Theodore, then you could shorten that to "The" and automatically become one of the most important people in history like Attila The Hun, John The Baptist, or Winnie The Pooh
Whenever you meet someone called Kim, it's always an interesting challenge to work out if their name is short for Kimothy or Kames
November 28, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Whenever you meet someone called Kim, it's always an interesting challenge to work out if their name is short for Kimothy or Kames
Fine Gael somehow managing to come fourth in a two horse race
October 25, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Fine Gael somehow managing to come fourth in a two horse race
i’m gonna keep on dancin at the
October 22, 2025 at 9:06 PM
i’m gonna keep on dancin at the
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absolute workhorse of a reaction image from over 100 years ago
October 20, 2025 at 7:36 AM
absolute workhorse of a reaction image from over 100 years ago
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Did a new one
August 7, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Did a new one
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you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am
August 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am
The Louvre spending millions on one of the most elaborate security systems ever devised
Random Parisien thieves:
Random Parisien thieves:
October 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
The Louvre spending millions on one of the most elaborate security systems ever devised
Random Parisien thieves:
Random Parisien thieves:
Instead of being the name for the default type of coffee, Americanos should really be the name of some 4th of July themed Cheerios
September 9, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Instead of being the name for the default type of coffee, Americanos should really be the name of some 4th of July themed Cheerios
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They actually did it.
July 1, 2025 at 7:32 PM
They actually did it.
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One of my strongest beliefs is if they actually put this on Broadway it would absolutely destroy at the award shows and run for 20 years
June 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
One of my strongest beliefs is if they actually put this on Broadway it would absolutely destroy at the award shows and run for 20 years
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LAPD appears to have kettled protesters around 7:45pm to prevent them from leaving, waited for the 8pm curfew to kick in and then mass-arrested them for curfew violations.
June 12, 2025 at 3:44 AM
LAPD appears to have kettled protesters around 7:45pm to prevent them from leaving, waited for the 8pm curfew to kick in and then mass-arrested them for curfew violations.
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motherfucker can’t even commit to an online feud for more than a couple days, truly god’s worst poster
he realized he was cooked if he kept this up. he absolutely tarnished his reputation and is now in the groveling on his hands and knees stage
June 11, 2025 at 3:35 PM
motherfucker can’t even commit to an online feud for more than a couple days, truly god’s worst poster
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He heard everyone was talking about two awful annoying guys and felt left out
Breaking: Aaron Rodgers plans to sign with the Pittsburgh Steelers, sources told Adam Schefter.
This ends the months of uncertainty around his future and unites the future Hall of Famer with a team that desperately needs a quarterback.
This ends the months of uncertainty around his future and unites the future Hall of Famer with a team that desperately needs a quarterback.
Rodgers plans to sign with Steelers, sources say
Aaron Rodgers plans to sign with the Steelers, sources told ESPN, uniting the future Hall of Famer with a team that desperately needs a QB.
spr.ly
June 5, 2025 at 8:03 PM
He heard everyone was talking about two awful annoying guys and felt left out
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Labour is making the same mistake.
Gary Lineker: "This is the mistake the BBC makes. The BBC tries to appease the people that hate the BBC, rather than worrying about the people that love the BBC."
April 22, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Labour is making the same mistake.
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Louis Pasteur sorry man, I appreciate the effort but your life-saving scientific breakthroughs ended up being no match for the median voter
US FDA suspends milk quality tests amid workforce cuts reut.rs/4cHdnz3
April 22, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Louis Pasteur sorry man, I appreciate the effort but your life-saving scientific breakthroughs ended up being no match for the median voter
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Mom just suggested that I march right up to the Vatican, introduce myself to the guy in charge, hand him a printed copy of my resume and tell him confidently and forcefully that I’m the right person for the job.
April 22, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Mom just suggested that I march right up to the Vatican, introduce myself to the guy in charge, hand him a printed copy of my resume and tell him confidently and forcefully that I’m the right person for the job.
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I hate it when they try to coin a new word. Every advert on tv is now like “bankfulness - that feeling when your bank is your friend”. Fuck off
possibly an old person opinion: I hate wacky, infantilised marketing. I just want a biscuit, not an ‘oaty dunker’ 😔
April 11, 2025 at 10:04 AM
I hate it when they try to coin a new word. Every advert on tv is now like “bankfulness - that feeling when your bank is your friend”. Fuck off
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Pretty much all US news items right now
April 3, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Pretty much all US news items right now
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Yes, there are obviously some hiccups on the first day of tariffs and the market is cratering but please try to be a little less short sighted. Consider for a single second that America is currently KILLING every other country in incidence of measles.
April 3, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Yes, there are obviously some hiccups on the first day of tariffs and the market is cratering but please try to be a little less short sighted. Consider for a single second that America is currently KILLING every other country in incidence of measles.