Seamau5
@seamau5.bsky.social
I used to be a graphic designer but then AI replaced me
they/them/theirs
older than ICE
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they/them/theirs
older than ICE
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Pinned
back in my day comedy was in a tiny room in the back of a comic book store, and I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time
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every member of ice must be killed. there.
February 13, 2026 at 8:47 PM
every member of ice must be killed. there.
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spice bag lunch from irish channel pub. it's crazy to me this isn't one of the most popular foods in the world
February 13, 2026 at 6:42 PM
spice bag lunch from irish channel pub. it's crazy to me this isn't one of the most popular foods in the world
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Oh to be a little Tardigrade walking around a microscopic volvox algae colony. 🫧🐻🧪
February 13, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Oh to be a little Tardigrade walking around a microscopic volvox algae colony. 🫧🐻🧪
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I love surprises ❤️
February 13, 2026 at 5:45 PM
I love surprises ❤️
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This is so much worse than what took down Nixon, difference was that then the media did not like Nixon and wasn't trying to help him and today the media is controlled by the Epstein-Oligarch class and so is part of the same conspiracy that Trump is and buries it
This is crazy — why is Pam Bondi *defiantly* awarding privilege to an email that was only between Jeff Epstein & Ghislaine Maxwell, about Donald Trump’s relationship with Epstein? www.youtube.com/shorts/eAbuj...
Goldman Presses for Full Epstein Email — Bondi Says “Privileged” | APT
YouTube video by APT
www.youtube.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:58 AM
This is so much worse than what took down Nixon, difference was that then the media did not like Nixon and wasn't trying to help him and today the media is controlled by the Epstein-Oligarch class and so is part of the same conspiracy that Trump is and buries it
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February 13, 2026 at 5:58 PM
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I keep trying to buy all black clothes from thrift stores in cash and masking up and this lady is out here doing the lords work in sandals
By the power invested in me, I hearby proclaim this woman, "White Woman of Next Month!"
(sorry, you cant have February.)
Not all heroes wear blue jeans
(sorry, you cant have February.)
Not all heroes wear blue jeans
February 13, 2026 at 5:09 PM
I keep trying to buy all black clothes from thrift stores in cash and masking up and this lady is out here doing the lords work in sandals
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The other night on Jeopardy, two players were tied going into final. The woman in third made a small wager and her answer was, "I hope they both bet everything." They both did, all three got it wrong, and she won. As if that wasn't already hilarious enough, turns out it was all a master plan!
Okay but she posted on Reddit after the broadcast that she realized partway through Double Jeopardy that this was her only way to win, and started deliberately picking clues/buzzing in to maximize the odds that they would be tied going into Final. Absolute galaxy brain.
February 13, 2026 at 4:46 PM
The other night on Jeopardy, two players were tied going into final. The woman in third made a small wager and her answer was, "I hope they both bet everything." They both did, all three got it wrong, and she won. As if that wasn't already hilarious enough, turns out it was all a master plan!
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end qualified immunity and make cops carry personal liability insurance
"'She is dead,'" Officer Auderer told Officer Solan, before bursting out laughing.
"'No, it’s a regular person,' Officer Auderer said, adding: 'Yeah, just write a check — $11,000. She was 26, anyway. She had limited value.'"
"'No, it’s a regular person,' Officer Auderer said, adding: 'Yeah, just write a check — $11,000. She was 26, anyway. She had limited value.'"
Seattle to Pay $29 Million to Family of Woman Fatally Struck by Police S.U.V.
www.nytimes.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:00 PM
end qualified immunity and make cops carry personal liability insurance
Saw “No Other Choice” the other night and i cant stop thinking about it. everyone should go see it tonight.
Men love making movies about how they feel impotent and it makes them crazy. And we love watching a lot of them
February 13, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Saw “No Other Choice” the other night and i cant stop thinking about it. everyone should go see it tonight.
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Little harbour study, pencil
February 13, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Little harbour study, pencil
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we live in the ruins of a greater civilization
February 13, 2026 at 3:12 AM
we live in the ruins of a greater civilization
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Fantasy Day Drinking
February 13, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Fantasy Day Drinking
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How it feels applying for non-animation jobs right now 1/2
February 12, 2026 at 6:19 PM
How it feels applying for non-animation jobs right now 1/2
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Best advertisement I’ve seen so far at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival
February 12, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Best advertisement I’ve seen so far at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival
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Men love making movies about how they feel impotent and it makes them crazy. And we love watching a lot of them
February 13, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Men love making movies about how they feel impotent and it makes them crazy. And we love watching a lot of them
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Destroy the ability of public equity firms to destroy companies and communities. This seems like a good start: www.warren.senate.gov/newsroom/pre...
Warren, Lawmakers Renew Legislative Push to Stop Private Equity Looting | U.S. Senator Elizabeth Warren of Massachusetts
The Official U.S. Senate website of Senator Elizabeth Warren of Massachusetts
www.warren.senate.gov
February 13, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Destroy the ability of public equity firms to destroy companies and communities. This seems like a good start: www.warren.senate.gov/newsroom/pre...
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don't be duped into thinking age verification has anything to do with protecting kids. the technofascist pedo cult does *NOT* want to protect kids. they want to identify and track YOU.
it will move through the internet like rot, killing any communities it reaches. new communities will arise and grow until the rot reaches them too. this will continue until we revolt against the technofascists that are trying to control the internet.
Age verification is here, and it's reshaping the internet -- now it's hit Discord. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...
February 13, 2026 at 1:10 AM
don't be duped into thinking age verification has anything to do with protecting kids. the technofascist pedo cult does *NOT* want to protect kids. they want to identify and track YOU.
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Been working on getting this in y'alls hands for years. From the remastering to the design, IM SO PROUD OF THIS go buy it!!!! We also got tapes & CD's:)
🏳️⚧️ NOW IN HAND AND READY TO SHIP.
Left at London’s “Transgender Street Legend” 2xLP anthology containing all 3 volumes plus bonus tracks. Packaged in a slipcase with a 4 panel lyric insert, and pressed on 180g tri-color vinyl.
An exciting standout vinyl release for us!! ❤️
@leftatlondon.com
Left at London’s “Transgender Street Legend” 2xLP anthology containing all 3 volumes plus bonus tracks. Packaged in a slipcase with a 4 panel lyric insert, and pressed on 180g tri-color vinyl.
An exciting standout vinyl release for us!! ❤️
@leftatlondon.com
February 12, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Been working on getting this in y'alls hands for years. From the remastering to the design, IM SO PROUD OF THIS go buy it!!!! We also got tapes & CD's:)
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My poster for Psychedelic Porn Crumpets for their Amsterdam residency! So proud of this one ❤️
February 12, 2026 at 4:50 PM
My poster for Psychedelic Porn Crumpets for their Amsterdam residency! So proud of this one ❤️