Seamau5
@seamau5.bsky.social
I used to be a graphic designer but then AI replaced me
they/them/theirs
older than ICE
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they/them/theirs
older than ICE
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back in my day comedy was in a tiny room in the back of a comic book store, and I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time
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Unlike Canada, Europe is actually taking steps to secure its digital autonomy.
This one stood out: “The Austrian military said it has also switched to LibreOffice, a software package with word processor, spreadsheet and presentation programs that mirrors Microsoft 365’s Word, Excel and PowerPoint.”
This one stood out: “The Austrian military said it has also switched to LibreOffice, a software package with word processor, spreadsheet and presentation programs that mirrors Microsoft 365’s Word, Excel and PowerPoint.”
France dumps Zoom and Teams as Europe seeks digital autonomy from the U.S.
Around Europe, governments and institutions are seeking to reduce their use of digital services from U.S. Big Tech companies and turning to domestic or free alternatives.
www.thestar.com
February 4, 2026 at 10:47 AM
Unlike Canada, Europe is actually taking steps to secure its digital autonomy.
This one stood out: “The Austrian military said it has also switched to LibreOffice, a software package with word processor, spreadsheet and presentation programs that mirrors Microsoft 365’s Word, Excel and PowerPoint.”
This one stood out: “The Austrian military said it has also switched to LibreOffice, a software package with word processor, spreadsheet and presentation programs that mirrors Microsoft 365’s Word, Excel and PowerPoint.”
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i’m gonna put this in the background of my podcast videos and claim it as a write off
if you buy this someone should take the rest of your money and give it away
February 8, 2026 at 6:00 AM
i’m gonna put this in the background of my podcast videos and claim it as a write off
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Sasquatch Diaries Feb 6th
sasquatchdiaries.neocities.org
sasquatchdiaries.neocities.org
February 7, 2026 at 10:54 AM
Sasquatch Diaries Feb 6th
sasquatchdiaries.neocities.org
sasquatchdiaries.neocities.org
Eat the Epstein Class
Ossoff: We were told that MAGA was for working-class Americans. But this is a government of, by, and for the ultra-rich. It’s the wealthiest Cabinet ever. This is the Epstein class. They are the elites they pretend to hate.
February 8, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Eat the Epstein Class
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ah the drone footage of this skiing is INCREDIBLE they're going SO FAST
February 8, 2026 at 11:31 AM
ah the drone footage of this skiing is INCREDIBLE they're going SO FAST
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Daily bunny no.3223 brings the catch of the day
February 8, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Daily bunny no.3223 brings the catch of the day
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are…uhh…are we the penis?
February 8, 2026 at 3:08 AM
are…uhh…are we the penis?
RIP Greg Brown. Look at him fucking go. We dont make indie bands like this anymore.
February 8, 2026 at 5:18 AM
RIP Greg Brown. Look at him fucking go. We dont make indie bands like this anymore.
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If you haven’t, listen to this guy tear it up on “Stickshifts and Safetybelts.”
February 8, 2026 at 1:12 AM
If you haven’t, listen to this guy tear it up on “Stickshifts and Safetybelts.”
While Frank Sinatra plays Stormy Weather the flies and spiders get along together. Cobwebs fall off on an old spinning record.
R.I.P. Cake founding guitarist Greg Brown
Cake Founding Guitarist Greg Brown Has Died
Greg Brown, the founding guitarist for Cake, has died. The band’s social media account announced the news today, saying he passed “after a brief illness.” “It is with heavy hearts that we share the ne...
stereogum.com
February 8, 2026 at 5:07 AM
While Frank Sinatra plays Stormy Weather the flies and spiders get along together. Cobwebs fall off on an old spinning record.
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Aw man! Shitty day. RIP to a guy who played guitar in a band that did not sound like a single other band
R.I.P. Cake founding guitarist Greg Brown
Cake Founding Guitarist Greg Brown Has Died
Greg Brown, the founding guitarist for Cake, has died. The band’s social media account announced the news today, saying he passed “after a brief illness.” “It is with heavy hearts that we share the ne...
stereogum.com
February 8, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Aw man! Shitty day. RIP to a guy who played guitar in a band that did not sound like a single other band
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At Whipple where expired dicks are being thrown at ICE vehicles and those believed to be agitators. The area has been a place of protest since thousands of federal agents arrived in the city.
Near Minneapolis February 7, 2026
Near Minneapolis February 7, 2026
February 7, 2026 at 6:49 PM
At Whipple where expired dicks are being thrown at ICE vehicles and those believed to be agitators. The area has been a place of protest since thousands of federal agents arrived in the city.
Near Minneapolis February 7, 2026
Near Minneapolis February 7, 2026
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I am returning to the Gizz bootlegging scene in 2026! Currently working on a fun boot project inspired by Richard Scarry I am affectionately calling Gizzytown
February 8, 2026 at 2:07 AM
I am returning to the Gizz bootlegging scene in 2026! Currently working on a fun boot project inspired by Richard Scarry I am affectionately calling Gizzytown
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That highly classified whistleblower report Tulsi Gabbard covering up?
Guardian reports it’s an NSA intercept of a call between a close Trump associate and “an individual associated with foreign intelligence.”
Sounds similar to Trump’s campaign chair meeting Russian intel and sharing data in 2016.
Guardian reports it’s an NSA intercept of a call between a close Trump associate and “an individual associated with foreign intelligence.”
Sounds similar to Trump’s campaign chair meeting Russian intel and sharing data in 2016.
NSA detected phone call between foreign intelligence and a person close to Trump
Whistleblower says that Tulsi Gabbard blocked agency from sharing report and delivered it to White House chief of staff
www.theguardian.com
February 7, 2026 at 5:44 PM
That highly classified whistleblower report Tulsi Gabbard covering up?
Guardian reports it’s an NSA intercept of a call between a close Trump associate and “an individual associated with foreign intelligence.”
Sounds similar to Trump’s campaign chair meeting Russian intel and sharing data in 2016.
Guardian reports it’s an NSA intercept of a call between a close Trump associate and “an individual associated with foreign intelligence.”
Sounds similar to Trump’s campaign chair meeting Russian intel and sharing data in 2016.
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colorin something new
February 7, 2026 at 4:47 PM
colorin something new
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I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
I stand with County Executive Calvin Ball as he signs emergency legislation today prohibiting privately owned buildings from being used as ICE detention centers.
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Redirecting...
bit.ly
February 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
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Last month the Japanese American National Museum asked me to deliver a keynote speech on what is necessary to combat authoritarianism and preserve democracy. You can listen to it and the Q&A that followed here:
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/i...
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/i...
What Must Be Done? The Battle Against Fascism
Podcast Episode · It Could Happen Here · 02/05/2026 · 39m
podcasts.apple.com
February 7, 2026 at 7:41 AM
Last month the Japanese American National Museum asked me to deliver a keynote speech on what is necessary to combat authoritarianism and preserve democracy. You can listen to it and the Q&A that followed here:
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/i...
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/i...
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what have you done, what have you done to me
February 7, 2026 at 7:32 AM
what have you done, what have you done to me
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me and bro fucked up after the function
February 7, 2026 at 4:15 AM
me and bro fucked up after the function
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Just got this in my TikTok feed. Thanks I guess
February 6, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Just got this in my TikTok feed. Thanks I guess
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"No no it's just a 'weed vape', it's not smoke! There's no combustion! It just heats up the oil, which vaporizes-" *smokey fucking mauls me*
October 9, 2025 at 12:46 AM
"No no it's just a 'weed vape', it's not smoke! There's no combustion! It just heats up the oil, which vaporizes-" *smokey fucking mauls me*