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Seamau5
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I used to be a graphic designer but then AI replaced me

they/them/theirs

older than ICE

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back in my day comedy was in a tiny room in the back of a comic book store, and I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time
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i often think about this review
February 14, 2026 at 3:13 AM
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PornHub’s new VDay map is bleak. Age verification laws have done so much damage
February 13, 2026 at 8:36 PM
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can i do blood libel to catholics? catholics do be drinking blood in church. ask them. they get in trouble if they say no its just wine
February 14, 2026 at 12:06 AM
I have mentally deleted everyone from my high school except for one person, my best friend and best man at my wedding, and even that is hanging on by a thread right now
watching John Green talk about his buddy from high school who is still his friend and I’m curious, is that common for people on here?
February 14, 2026 at 12:31 AM
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I'm assembling a team
February 13, 2026 at 10:49 PM
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Brazil commish
February 13, 2026 at 11:50 PM
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CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF!

(I never post Olympic videos bc the IOC will hunt you down but I am taking that risk so that you can hear the Canadian curling cursing)
February 13, 2026 at 9:44 PM
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US Troops killed all the guards at Dachau for this kind of shit.
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.

The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.

But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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"wages have been flat for decades" is an extremely simple, obviously true concept that explains about 80% of all handwringing op-eds and for some reason they just won't say that
"zoomers are killing the bar industry" oh interesting was it zoomers who decided a drink should cost seventeen dollars
February 13, 2026 at 10:04 PM
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the Epstein congressional hearings are not going my way
February 13, 2026 at 10:43 PM
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From the Archives

2023 02 08-14

Forgotten 3: helveticablanc.com/20230202-pon...

Insight 5: helveticablanc.com/20230207-obs...
February 13, 2026 at 9:21 PM
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spice bag lunch from irish channel pub. it's crazy to me this isn't one of the most popular foods in the world
February 13, 2026 at 6:42 PM
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Oh to be a little Tardigrade walking around a microscopic volvox algae colony. 🫧🐻🧪
February 13, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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February 13, 2026 at 10:18 AM
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I love surprises ❤️
February 13, 2026 at 5:45 PM
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This is so much worse than what took down Nixon, difference was that then the media did not like Nixon and wasn't trying to help him and today the media is controlled by the Epstein-Oligarch class and so is part of the same conspiracy that Trump is and buries it
This is crazy — why is Pam Bondi *defiantly* awarding privilege to an email that was only between Jeff Epstein & Ghislaine Maxwell, about Donald Trump’s relationship with Epstein? www.youtube.com/shorts/eAbuj...
Goldman Presses for Full Epstein Email — Bondi Says “Privileged” | APT
YouTube video by APT
www.youtube.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:58 AM
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#TeddyRoosevelt
October 2024
Elysian Theater
February 13, 2026 at 5:58 PM
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February 13, 2026 at 5:22 PM
I keep trying to buy all black clothes from thrift stores in cash and masking up and this lady is out here doing the lords work in sandals
By the power invested in me, I hearby proclaim this woman, "White Woman of Next Month!"

(sorry, you cant have February.)

Not all heroes wear blue jeans
February 13, 2026 at 5:09 PM
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The other night on Jeopardy, two players were tied going into final. The woman in third made a small wager and her answer was, "I hope they both bet everything." They both did, all three got it wrong, and she won. As if that wasn't already hilarious enough, turns out it was all a master plan!
Okay but she posted on Reddit after the broadcast that she realized partway through Double Jeopardy that this was her only way to win, and started deliberately picking clues/buzzing in to maximize the odds that they would be tied going into Final. Absolute galaxy brain.
February 13, 2026 at 4:46 PM
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end qualified immunity and make cops carry personal liability insurance
"'She is dead,'" Officer Auderer told Officer Solan, before bursting out laughing.

"'No, it’s a regular person,' Officer Auderer said, adding: 'Yeah, just write a check — $11,000. She was 26, anyway. She had limited value.'"
Seattle to Pay $29 Million to Family of Woman Fatally Struck by Police S.U.V.
www.nytimes.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Saw “No Other Choice” the other night and i cant stop thinking about it. everyone should go see it tonight.
Men love making movies about how they feel impotent and it makes them crazy. And we love watching a lot of them
February 13, 2026 at 2:50 PM
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Little harbour study, pencil
February 13, 2026 at 2:09 PM
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we live in the ruins of a greater civilization
February 13, 2026 at 3:12 AM