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Seamau5 @seamau5.bsky.social · 7d
back in my day comedy was in a tiny room in the back of a comic book store, and I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time
meme of old lady using a walker and a younger woman helping her: "its been 10 years since I saw the last Meltdown Show with Jonah and Kumail at Meltdown Comics" "sure grandma let's get you to bed"
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mikexnichols.bsky.social
i often think about this review
Letterboxd screenshot Star Trek Into Darkness (2013) Watched by Branson Reese 28 Apr 2022 Abrams isn't a man so much as he's an avatar of cultural entropy. If you make something popular enough eventually you will die or sell it off and and a person in thick rimmed glasses whose main artistic vision is that he loves to have meetings will take it and sandblast it until it's nothing. I hate to see this happen here but maybe it's good that this happened. Maybe every franchise should collapse into a version of itself that makes shareholders nod and shake each others' hands. We should learn to speak in a language that rich people who don't dream can't comprehend.
February 14, 2026 at 3:13 AM
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PornHub’s new VDay map is bleak. Age verification laws have done so much damage
A collection of popular Valentine’s Day search terms on Pornhub across the US. Many states are blocked due to age verification laws Porn hub How Americans Are Getting in the Mood for Valentine's Day Top relative searches across the U.S. - What each state searches for more than the rest New Hampshire cheating Washington pegging Vermont passionate Minnesota mutuall orgasmi Massachusetts spanking Rhode Island bdsm Maine cuck Oregon leather Wisconsin hairy bush Michigan bbc lowa lingerie New York intimate Nevada lusty Illinois softcore Colorado tradwife Ohio car sex Pennsylvania respectful W. Virginia dildo California girlfriend New Mexico hugging Connecticut cuddling District of Columbia facesitting New Jersey dirty talk Delaware strap on Maryland granny Louisiana bouncing Alaska vibrator Hawaii couple State blocked in response to age verification laws February 2026 pornhub.com/insights
February 13, 2026 at 8:36 PM
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jtp.bsky.social
can i do blood libel to catholics? catholics do be drinking blood in church. ask them. they get in trouble if they say no its just wine
February 14, 2026 at 12:06 AM
seamau5.bsky.social
I have mentally deleted everyone from my high school except for one person, my best friend and best man at my wedding, and even that is hanging on by a thread right now
ryanlcooper.com ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 1d
watching John Green talk about his buddy from high school who is still his friend and I’m curious, is that common for people on here?
February 14, 2026 at 12:31 AM
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refrag.bsky.social
I'm assembling a team
A man with straight hair in a low ponytail, glasses, a bluetooth headset in one ear, seen in profile. There's no text but he's saying "Both." This is The Master Debater.
February 13, 2026 at 10:49 PM
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soengery.bsky.social
Brazil commish
A an illustration from the movie Brazil
February 13, 2026 at 11:50 PM
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rodger.bsky.social
CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF!

(I never post Olympic videos bc the IOC will hunt you down but I am taking that risk so that you can hear the Canadian curling cursing)
February 13, 2026 at 9:44 PM
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slclunk.com
US Troops killed all the guards at Dachau for this kind of shit.
mikehixenbaugh.com Mike Hixenbaugh @mikehixenbaugh.com · 18h
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.

The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.

But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
On Nov. 16, a mental health counselor recorded in Kamilla’s medical records that her mother reported the girl had lost her appetite after being “served food that contained worms.” A week later, the couple said, children were told to gather in the gym for what they believed would be a Thanksgiving celebration. Excitement spread as families saw tables set with turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, they said. The children waited expectantly. But when a parent asked when the celebration would begin, Oksana said, staff told them the holiday meal was for employees, not detainees. The children, she said, watched despondently as the feast was packed away.
February 13, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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kenlowery.bsky.social
"wages have been flat for decades" is an extremely simple, obviously true concept that explains about 80% of all handwringing op-eds and for some reason they just won't say that
babadooknukem.bsky.social wu tang clan of xymox @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 17h
"zoomers are killing the bar industry" oh interesting was it zoomers who decided a drink should cost seventeen dollars
February 13, 2026 at 10:04 PM
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jeremykaplowitz.com
the Epstein congressional hearings are not going my way
February 13, 2026 at 10:43 PM
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helveticablanc.bsky.social
From the Archives
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Forgotten 3: helveticablanc.com/20230202-pon...

Insight 5: helveticablanc.com/20230207-obs...
The magician Āyen kneels before the heaped ruins of what was once an altar. Stone arms reach upward towards a constellation of stars in the sky that mirror the ruins. A large black and white entity hovers over a sphere and sigils, forming a kind of eye shape. A star and bright colors radiate from their crown.
February 13, 2026 at 9:21 PM
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
spice bag lunch from irish channel pub. it's crazy to me this isn't one of the most popular foods in the world
a greasy sack of fries and a vessel of curry sauce on a plate split open bag of fries with jalapenos, onions, fried chicken, curry sauce, etc
February 13, 2026 at 6:42 PM
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sailorrooscout.bsky.social
Oh to be a little Tardigrade walking around a microscopic volvox algae colony. 🫧🐻🧪
February 13, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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alariko.bsky.social
February 13, 2026 at 10:18 AM
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gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social
I love surprises ❤️
February 13, 2026 at 5:45 PM
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mtsw.bsky.social
This is so much worse than what took down Nixon, difference was that then the media did not like Nixon and wasn't trying to help him and today the media is controlled by the Epstein-Oligarch class and so is part of the same conspiracy that Trump is and buries it
sollenbergerrc.bsky.social Roger Sollenberger @sollenbergerrc.bsky.social · 1d
This is crazy — why is Pam Bondi *defiantly* awarding privilege to an email that was only between Jeff Epstein & Ghislaine Maxwell, about Donald Trump’s relationship with Epstein? www.youtube.com/shorts/eAbuj...
Goldman Presses for Full Epstein Email — Bondi Says “Privileged” | APT
YouTube video by APT
www.youtube.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:58 AM
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jadomian.bsky.social
#TeddyRoosevelt
October 2024
Elysian Theater
February 13, 2026 at 5:58 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
Three panel comic. Panel 1: baby monkeys in overalls jumping on a bed, having fun. Panel 2: one of the monkeys falls over the edge of the bed, reaching out as he falls. Panel 3: one of the other monkeys, now looking super buff and badass, grabs him by the arm to save him heroically. “Monkey Stronger Together.”
February 13, 2026 at 5:22 PM
seamau5.bsky.social
I keep trying to buy all black clothes from thrift stores in cash and masking up and this lady is out here doing the lords work in sandals
dytsras.bsky.social Ida B Wells' Winchester Rifle @dytsras.bsky.social · 23h
By the power invested in me, I hearby proclaim this woman, "White Woman of Next Month!"

(sorry, you cant have February.)

Not all heroes wear blue jeans
February 13, 2026 at 5:09 PM
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sepinwall.bsky.social
The other night on Jeopardy, two players were tied going into final. The woman in third made a small wager and her answer was, "I hope they both bet everything." They both did, all three got it wrong, and she won. As if that wasn't already hilarious enough, turns out it was all a master plan!
crookedknight.bsky.social David @crookedknight.bsky.social · 1d
Okay but she posted on Reddit after the broadcast that she realized partway through Double Jeopardy that this was her only way to win, and started deliberately picking clues/buzzing in to maximize the odds that they would be tied going into Final. Absolute galaxy brain.
The DJ round though, hooo boy.There were so many clues I felt I knew but just wasn’t quite sure enough to buzz, especially after jusssst missing the second DD (if only I had literally 1-2 more seconds!) So after missing that, I told myself to hold back and NOT NEG. I really didn’t want to go red as I found it challenging to get in when we all knew the answer. There was no guarantee I’d pick up enough buzzes to claw my way back. As the game got down to the wire I looked at the scores and realized I didn’t have enough ground to overtake them. And with the difficulty of DJ I thought the odds of me being the sole solve on FJ were basically nil. But they were verrrrry close to one another. So my best chance was to try to force a tie, as them each having to bet it all was my only path to victory. For the last few clues I held back, watching them volley. Then, with two clues remaining the scores were 7200, 7600 with $800 in play. I knew I HAD to get one of the last two $400 clues to leave the right amount on the board. Somehow the buzzer gods smiled on me, and I managed to nab the second to last clue, then didn’t buzz on the final clue, just praying Isaac got it instead of Josh
February 13, 2026 at 4:46 PM
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hammancheez.bsky.social
end qualified immunity and make cops carry personal liability insurance
misterjayem.bsky.social MisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social · 1d
"'She is dead,'" Officer Auderer told Officer Solan, before bursting out laughing.

"'No, it’s a regular person,' Officer Auderer said, adding: 'Yeah, just write a check — $11,000. She was 26, anyway. She had limited value.'"
Seattle to Pay $29 Million to Family of Woman Fatally Struck by Police S.U.V.
www.nytimes.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:00 PM
seamau5.bsky.social
Saw “No Other Choice” the other night and i cant stop thinking about it. everyone should go see it tonight.
thegaychingy.bsky.social Nea “Dracula” Ching @thegaychingy.bsky.social · 1d
Men love making movies about how they feel impotent and it makes them crazy. And we love watching a lot of them
February 13, 2026 at 2:50 PM
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ianmcque.bsky.social
Little harbour study, pencil
Pencil study, harbour houses inspired by fishing villages in East Neuk of Fife
February 13, 2026 at 2:09 PM
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2manystripes.bsky.social
we live in the ruins of a greater civilization
February 13, 2026 at 3:12 AM