Seamau5
@seamau5.bsky.social
I used to be a graphic designer but then AI replaced me
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back in my day comedy was in a tiny room in the back of a comic book store, and I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time
in the middle of wurthering heights my wife turned to me and said “ghost cookies”
February 16, 2026 at 4:14 AM
in the middle of wurthering heights my wife turned to me and said “ghost cookies”
everytime i heard jacob elordi’s northern accent all i could think about was how he needs to do an Alex Turner biopic
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A ★★★½ review of Wuthering Heights (2026)
did i agree with every choice? no! did i have fun? heck yes! not enough people laughed at the comical pile of gin bottles behind the dead dad. Jacob Elordi Alex Turner biopic when? Jacob Elordi Alex ...
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February 16, 2026 at 4:03 AM
everytime i heard jacob elordi’s northern accent all i could think about was how he needs to do an Alex Turner biopic
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boxd.it/d9K9kL
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"im gay" "im bisexual" "im lesbian" okay?? and im javert
February 16, 2026 at 1:33 AM
"im gay" "im bisexual" "im lesbian" okay?? and im javert
we need communism so people can afford to go to the movies again
February 15, 2026 at 9:24 PM
we need communism so people can afford to go to the movies again
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Nancy 2/15/26 … presenting “My Daily Schedule”
February 15, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Nancy 2/15/26 … presenting “My Daily Schedule”
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We built Jikipedia, a new wiki that compiles Jmail data into exhaustive reports on key figures in the Epstein scandal.
It lists all recorded visits to Epstein's estates, each person's possible knowledge of Epstein's crimes and laws that they may have violated.
It lists all recorded visits to Epstein's estates, each person's possible knowledge of Epstein's crimes and laws that they may have violated.
February 15, 2026 at 7:14 AM
We built Jikipedia, a new wiki that compiles Jmail data into exhaustive reports on key figures in the Epstein scandal.
It lists all recorded visits to Epstein's estates, each person's possible knowledge of Epstein's crimes and laws that they may have violated.
It lists all recorded visits to Epstein's estates, each person's possible knowledge of Epstein's crimes and laws that they may have violated.
spent valentines day doing the typical things - watching The People’s Joker on Tubi for free
February 15, 2026 at 5:29 AM
spent valentines day doing the typical things - watching The People’s Joker on Tubi for free
everyone that lives in my building has to park outside of our parking lines because one of the tenant’s son drives a giant porsche and if there isnt enough room for him to open his doors all the way he yells at the rest of us
February 15, 2026 at 12:44 AM
everyone that lives in my building has to park outside of our parking lines because one of the tenant’s son drives a giant porsche and if there isnt enough room for him to open his doors all the way he yells at the rest of us
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reading about the effects of cutting USAID. i think a painting of elon musk should be hung in public for everyone to see. a painting of elon musk should be put up against a wall and shot with a nice camera
February 14, 2026 at 9:40 PM
reading about the effects of cutting USAID. i think a painting of elon musk should be hung in public for everyone to see. a painting of elon musk should be put up against a wall and shot with a nice camera
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Game & Watch screens when you first put the batteries in:
Really photo editing here by Hector Vivas of Getty Images. Composite of the women's snowboard halfpipe final, depicting all the female Olympians who competed.
February 14, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Game & Watch screens when you first put the batteries in:
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Some more wee sketches of wee harbours
February 14, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Some more wee sketches of wee harbours
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important message i want to pass along about the creamy pint addiction - please watch if you, like many, are still slugging back 4-6 creamy pints a day 👇
February 14, 2026 at 1:46 PM
important message i want to pass along about the creamy pint addiction - please watch if you, like many, are still slugging back 4-6 creamy pints a day 👇
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ICE is the Suicide Squad for pedophiles.
February 14, 2026 at 5:41 AM
ICE is the Suicide Squad for pedophiles.
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I have mentally deleted everyone from my high school except for one person, my best friend and best man at my wedding, and even that is hanging on by a thread right now
watching John Green talk about his buddy from high school who is still his friend and I’m curious, is that common for people on here?
February 14, 2026 at 12:31 AM
I have mentally deleted everyone from my high school except for one person, my best friend and best man at my wedding, and even that is hanging on by a thread right now
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CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF!
(I never post Olympic videos bc the IOC will hunt you down but I am taking that risk so that you can hear the Canadian curling cursing)
(I never post Olympic videos bc the IOC will hunt you down but I am taking that risk so that you can hear the Canadian curling cursing)
February 13, 2026 at 9:44 PM
CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF!
(I never post Olympic videos bc the IOC will hunt you down but I am taking that risk so that you can hear the Canadian curling cursing)
(I never post Olympic videos bc the IOC will hunt you down but I am taking that risk so that you can hear the Canadian curling cursing)
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US Troops killed all the guards at Dachau for this kind of shit.
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 8:45 PM
US Troops killed all the guards at Dachau for this kind of shit.
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"wages have been flat for decades" is an extremely simple, obviously true concept that explains about 80% of all handwringing op-eds and for some reason they just won't say that
"zoomers are killing the bar industry" oh interesting was it zoomers who decided a drink should cost seventeen dollars
February 13, 2026 at 10:04 PM
"wages have been flat for decades" is an extremely simple, obviously true concept that explains about 80% of all handwringing op-eds and for some reason they just won't say that
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From the Archives
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Insight 5: helveticablanc.com/20230207-obs...
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February 13, 2026 at 9:21 PM
From the Archives
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2023 02 08-14
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Forgotten 3: helveticablanc.com/20230202-pon...
Insight 5: helveticablanc.com/20230207-obs...
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2023 02 08-14
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Forgotten 3: helveticablanc.com/20230202-pon...
Insight 5: helveticablanc.com/20230207-obs...
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spice bag lunch from irish channel pub. it's crazy to me this isn't one of the most popular foods in the world
February 13, 2026 at 6:42 PM
spice bag lunch from irish channel pub. it's crazy to me this isn't one of the most popular foods in the world
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Oh to be a little Tardigrade walking around a microscopic volvox algae colony. 🫧🐻🧪
February 13, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Oh to be a little Tardigrade walking around a microscopic volvox algae colony. 🫧🐻🧪
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